Berwhale The Avenger T-Shirt
Taken from "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" where Stephen Fry tells Hugh Laurie the truth about who he really is...
Father: On your seventh birthday a man called round to this house. His name was Furlo Roth. He took out a small, multi-bladed knife and he placed it in this drawer, the drawer that you have just opened, Timothy. He then closed the drawer and said that only the Chosen One could open it. You, Timothy ... you are the Chosen One.
Timothy Forrest: I am?
Father: And this (holding up knife) is Berwhale; The Avenger. The weapon of the Chosen One. Tomorrow is your twenty-fifth birthday and you must leave us to go in search of Pewnack, the Destroyer, the Dark One, the Beast.
Timothy Forrest: Golly.
Father: When the fourth moon of Trollack rises above the Cylinder of Eyelass then Pewnack will strike. His kingdom will be numberless and darkness will blight the land, all men will be slaves and the time of weeping will begin. Only the Chosen One can stop him. So it is written in the runes of Ollerman-Goth, so it must be. And only Berwhale, The Avenger, can pierce the armour of the beast.
Timothy Forrest: I knew it! It sounds funny, father, but in my heart, I knew there was something. I realise now that I have been waiting for this moment all my life.
Father: Yes! Yes, it must be so.
Timothy Forrest: So, where will I find this beast, this Pewnack the Destroyer?
Father: He lives far beyond, in Saffron Walden....