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We're back from a temporary new-design hiatus with a couple of Tory-sceptic crackers. We have the nasty party: putting the 'n' in 'cuts', plus we basically explain the Conservative position on absolutely everything: "yes, we break some laws but... Diane Abbott" (CON +5). These and hundreds more both like and unlike them are available on our site - plus all manner of mugs, prints, snoods, books and masks - and they all make great Father's Day gifts too. Happy Monday!