Arthur Dent Football Shirt
Printed in traditional Vogon yellow, we present our own tribute to the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy in football shirt form. This football shirt includes an embroidered badge featuring a bowl of petunias falling through space accompanied by the legend "Oh no, not again" (Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now). Across the front, we have the sponsors' logo of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - a company whose Complaints Division slogan, "share and enjoy", also appears on the bottom rear of the shirt. On the sleeve we have the classic H2G2 thumb logo accompanied by the words "don't panic" (in large, friendly letters), while the back of the shirt features the name "Dent" and the number - what else could it be? - 42.
This shirt has been produced by Sigur Sportswear exclusively for RedMolotov.
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