Go to The Winchester Ceramic Mug
A bit of wisdom from Shaun of the Dead, in the style of the Government's Covid-19 branding: "Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil (sorry Phil), grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
Except, right now, we won't be grabbing the car and going to mum's unless we want to kill Phil. We certainly won't be grabbing Liz and heading to the pub. We will be social distancing, like pros.
Printed on a ceramic mug.