OK, so it turns out that you are officially, categorically, 100% within your legal rights to wear a t-shirt inviting Boris Johnson to perform self-fornication. So we decided to sell one.
If that's a bit, er, hardcore for you then we have some more new slogan tees joining it in the catalogue. Our three for this weekend include a LGBTQIA Pride tribute, a demand for More Abbreviations, ASAP, and a logo parody prefect for all those frequently told to "cheer up" because "it might never happen". Grrrrrr.