Far be it from us to be pedantic, but we have four new t-shirt designs out this week aimed at the sticklers out there. Whether you are the type to silently correct someone's grammar when listening to them, or if you, when asked to find x, will simply stick to finding x. Perhaps you are less of a pedant, more of an expert? Whatever your bête noire, you can rest assured that every decision ever taken over the course of your lifetime has led you to reading this message. If you have managed to read this far, that is. Keep safe.