Say No To Cake T-Shirt
Say No To Cake T-Shirt
As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech "made-up drug" cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D ("Free the United Kingdom From Drugs" and "British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs"). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: "One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace".
SKU: rm000343
Colour:
You have chosen: Size: Colour:
£17.99
Colours and images are for illustration only and may differ slightly from the final product
As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech "made-up drug" cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D ("Free the United Kingdom From Drugs" and "British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs"). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: "One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace".
SKU: rm000343