Cake or Death T-Shirt
Cake or Death T-Shirt: Eddie Izzard's take on the fundamentals of the Church of England: "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Eh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice." "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please." "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..." "You said death first, uh-uh, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake please." "Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?" "Well, so my choice is 'or death'? I'll have the chicken then, please." "Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much." "Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"