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Babel Fish Face Mask
Babel Fish Face Mask
An anatomical diagram of a Babel Fish; quite probably the oddest thing in the Universe. The Babel Fish feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.
Nb. this product is ideal for both men and women and is designed for personal use for respiratory protection in public places, public transport, shops, and any other busy places. Our face masks are not medical grade or a full PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) mask. Due to the hygienic nature of these products, we will not be able to accept any returns for refund or exchange unless the product is faulty.
SKU: rm002912f
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An anatomical diagram of a Babel Fish; quite probably the oddest thing in the Universe. The Babel Fish feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.
Nb. this product is ideal for both men and women and is designed for personal use for respiratory protection in public places, public transport, shops, and any other busy places. Our face masks are not medical grade or a full PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) mask. Due to the hygienic nature of these products, we will not be able to accept any returns for refund or exchange unless the product is faulty.
SKU: rm002912f
