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Zapatista (Ya Basta) T-Shirt. A soldier of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation (Ejercito Zapatista de Liberacion Nacional or EZLN), armed revolutionary group from Chiapas, Mexico. Having not used their weapons in over a decade, the Zapatista's opposition to globalisation and support for social issues has drawn support for them from around the world. The writing below translates literally it is enough - a Zapatista slogan.
Zapatista (Ya Basta) T-Shirt
Yuri Gagarin T-Shirt. From a photograph taken on 12 April 1961 when Gagarin became the first human being to travel in space. Includes the great man's name in Cyrillic below.
Yuri Gagarin T-Shirt
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt. A statement that should be burned on the conciousness of every political leader: When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. This quote is often attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt. A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt
Wage Slave T-Shirt. A cog in a machine. Voluntarily employed, but in all but legal terms a slave to the system. An ant in a nest.
Wage Slave T-Shirt
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt. The logo of Derek and Rodney Trotter's empire. As seen on the side of many a yellow Reliant Robin van throughout the ages. Trotters Independent Trading Company: New York, Paris, Peckham. From the TV show Only Fools and Horses.
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt
Tony Wilson T-Shirt. The man known as Mr Manchester. The late Anthony H. Wilson, the man who signed both Joy Division and the Happy Mondays, founder of the Ha
Tony Wilson T-Shirt
Tony Blair Dear Leader T-Shirt. Our beloved ex-President - sorry - ex-Prime Minister. Shining beacon of honesty and earnest servant of the people.
Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt
Tony Benn T-Shirt. A younger Mr Benn in classic pipe-smoking pose. Includes one of his finest quotes: All war represents a failure of diplomacy
Tony Benn T-Shirt
Tiswas T-Shirt. ITV's Saturday morning wake-up, complete with custard pies and the bucket of water song. Responsible for inflicting Chris Tarrant on an unsuspecting audience
Tiswas T-Shirt
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt. The concept of the glorious juxtaposition of contradictory text (this page intentionally left blank) on no-longer blank page writ large on a t-shirt (or mug).
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt
This Machine Kills Fascists (Woody Guthrie) T-Shirt. An image of Woody Guthrie's guitar. Includes his signature slogan on the side: this machine kills fascists. When asked about it, the great man replied: Well, you see this guitar makes me feel like beatin' th' Fascists, an' then that makes me sing how much I hate 'em ...When I sing fer a bunch of folks, folks workin', fer soliders, sailors, seamen, that sort of makes all of us whip it up a little—then we all get ta feelin' a little more like beatin' 'em, an' 'course if a Fascist then just sort of happens to git in our way, he just naturally comes out loser, that's all.
This Machine Kills Fascists (Woody Guthrie) T-Shirt
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt. Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: They don't like it up 'em. Don't panic!
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt
They Are Watching: Act Normal T-Shirt. Good advice, if you live in a society where the average person is monitored by 300 CCTV cameras in the course of an average day, and when Basingstoke has more covert surveillance cameras monitoring your every move than New York City.
They Are Watching: Act Normal T-Shirt
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt. George Cole and Dennis Waterman, stars of the 80s TV classic Minder. Cole played Arthur Daley in possibly his most famous role - he also appeared in the St Trinian's film as Flash Harry as well as numerous other films and TV shows. Dennis Waterman also starred in the Sweeney.
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt. For all third-born children. The devil resides within you.
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt
The Strokes T-Shirt. Julian, Nikolai, Nick, Fab and Albert. The Strokes. Number one indie music band.
The Strokes T-Shirt
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt. A 21st century take on a decidedly 20th century slogan. The Internet is the future, and anyone can be a celebrity...
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt
The Professionals T-Shirt. Bodie, Doyle and Cowley. Jump in your Ford Capri and drive through some boxes.
The Professionals T-Shirt
The People Give the Orders T-Shirt. Esta usted en territorio Zapatista en rebeldia. Aqui manda el pueblo y el gobierno obedece - You are in Zapatista rebel territory. Here the people give the orders and the government obeys. A sign from the Chiapas region of Mexico
The People Give the Orders T-Shirt
The Osmonds T-Shirt. Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay and Donny: The Osmonds. 1970s supergroup. True rockers.
The Osmonds T-Shirt
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt. The Fall's Mark E Smith prophesises hope for Northern England.
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt
The Ministry Of Silly Walks T-Shirt. John Cleese in Monty Python guise. Unfortunately the government spends far too much on Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing and Education to properly finance Silly Walks these days.
The Ministry Of Silly Walks T-Shirt
The Hawks T-Shirt. Modelling themselves on the Ramones, US punk rock bank the Hawks consisted of Rummy (Donald Rumsfeld), Condi (Condoleezza Rice), Dubya (George Bush) and Dick (Dick Cheney). Together they toured the world extensively, taking their inimitable brand of capitalism with them under the famous slogan gung-ho, let's go!
The Hawks T-Shirt
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt. Declare your genius. You are the future.
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt. Every current serving Tory MP that was educated at Eton, plus the current Mayor of London (who also attended the college). The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot, Henry Bellingham, David Cameron, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Philip Dunne, Rt Hon David Heathcoat-Amory, The Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC, Nick Hurd, Boris Johnson, The Rt Hon Oliver Letwin, The Hon Nicholas Soames, Hugo Swire, David Tredinnick, Bill Wiggin and Sir George Young. The current going rate for a place at Eton is in the region of £28,000 per year
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt
The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines from JD Salinger's original ode to teen angst: If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br> Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt. Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I Love Tea.
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt. The tank that defeated Fascism? Quite possibly. Stalingrad's most famous export.
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt
Sweatshop T-Shirt. Why wear a Nike Swoosh, when you can wear a tick? Show solidarity with those workers earning minimum wage in Indonesia and Vietnam, or simply revel in the fact that a westerner doing the same job will get paid over 30 times as much (and the companies they work for will still make a profit).
Sweatshop T-Shirt
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt. Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt. Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal corporation
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt. Complete with an image of Julius Caesar, SPQR: Senātus Populusque Rōmānus (or The Senate and the People of Rome). The notion of the freedom of the citizens of ancient Rome, and the fact that power and authority therefore was held by the population, forms the basis for modern democratic rights.
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt
Spike Milligan I Told You I Was Ill T-Shirt. Author, comedian, Goon and scourge of Hitler and Muzak. The funniest person of the last 1000 years (according to a BBC poll), together with his epitaph: I told you I was ill.
Spike Milligan "I Told You I Was Ill" T-Shirt
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt. The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt
Soviet Victory Poster T-Shirt. An image taken from an old Soviet propaganda poster. The Cyrillic lettering reads Victory
Soviet "Victory" Poster T-Shirt
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt. So you know a thing or two about this whole Interweb thing, and you can tell your USB from your IEEE? Do you also then find that on arrival at anyone’s home or place of work you are instantly regaled with tales of their IT woes and implored to spend the next six hours deleting porn from their PC? Well, do something about it then: wear this t-shirt.
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt
Solidarity T-Shirt. Niezależny Samorządny Związek Zawodowy Solidarność. Famously led by Lech Wałęsa, the Solidarity Trade Union was central in restoring freedom to Poland in the late 80s.
Solidarity T-Shirt
Sir Alan Sugar You're Fired T-Shirt. The pantomime villain from the Apprentice TV show, Sir Alan Sugar. Pictured here in his younger days alongside his trademark catchphrase You're fired in Amstrad style font.
Sir Alan Sugar "You're Fired" T-Shirt
Screw This T-Shirt. Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine.
Screw This T-Shirt
Science Rocks T-Shirt. It's true. Show your support for the coolest subject out there.
Science Rocks T-Shirt
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt
Say No To Emo T-Shirt. Some have been known to call this music angst-ridden, whiny, noisy crap for wannabe-nihilist teenage kids. All we know is that it is <strong>evil</strong> and <strong>must be stopped</strong>. Spread the word: say no to emo.
Say No To Emo T-Shirt
Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
Say No To Cake T-Shirt
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt. Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur.
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt
Salvador Allende T-Shirt. The first Marxist leader to gain power via democratic means, Allende was elected President of Chile in 1970. His socialist policies, and his relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba, brought him into dispute with the capitalist world, most notably the United States, and resulted in the military coup of September 11th 1973 where he was overthrown by an allegedly western-backed General Pinochet (whose death squads subsequently murdered up to 1000 political opponents in the following months). The quote on this design ¡Viva Chile! ¡Viva el pueblo! ¡Vivan los trabajadores! (Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers!) are the closing lines of his final radio address on the morning of his death.
Salvador Allende T-Shirt
Rush Red Star T-Shirt. Neil Peart, possibly the best drummer in the world, explaining Rush's imagery and individualist philosophy: All it means is the abstract man against the masses. The red star symbolises any collectivist activity
Rush Red Star T-Shirt
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br> [The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br> <strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br> <strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt
Robinson Crusoe Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Daniel Defoe's 1719 novel detailing the adventures of the famous shipwrecked sailor: I was born in the year 1632, in the city of York, of a good family, though not of that country, my father being a foreigner of Bremen, who settled first at Hull. He got a good estate by merchandise, and leaving off his trade lived afterward at York, from whence he had married my mother, whose relations were named Robinson, a good family in that country, and from whom I was called Robinson Kreutznear; but by the usual corruption of words in England we are now called, nay, we call ourselves, and write our name, Crusoe, and so my companions always called me.
Robinson Crusoe Opening Lines T-Shirt
Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt. Scourge of the folly of religion. Critic of creationism. Atheist. Humanist. Genius.
Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt
Ratners Total Crap T-Shirt. Printed in 9-carat gold coloured text, Gerald Ratner's infamous technique of brand-building: People say, How can you sell this for such a low price? I say, Because it's total crap.
Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt
Punk Lives T-Shirt. Because punk will never die! For anyone still squeezing into those bondage trousers or sticking a safety pin through their nose at weekends despite masquerading as a chartered accountant by day.
Punk Lives T-Shirt
Protect And Survive T-Shirt. This t-shirt is for every child of the cold war who used to wake-up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night fearing the missiles were already on their way over. The original Protect and Survive Public Information Films and booklets from the 70s and 80s told you how to survive a nuclear holocaust by hiding under your stairs. If you ever get nostalgic for the days when you used to stockpile baked beans then you too can relive all that tension, excitement, paranoia and completely useless advice with this t-shirt.
Protect And Survive T-Shirt
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say. Choose between Professional Yorkshireman and Professional Yorkshire Lass.
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt
Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt. Latin for First I, then I, thereafter I (or me, me, me)
Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt
Pravda T-Shirt. Soviet oracle telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Does exactly what is says on the big red Cyrillic masthead. This logo in fact belongs to Komsomolskaya Pravda, the young communist league komsomol paper which has outlived its parent organisation and is still going strong.
Pravda T-Shirt
Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt. Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi.
Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt
Petrolhead T-Shirt. The traditional jerry can. Appropriately approximately the size and shape of a heart as it appears on this design.
Petrolhead T-Shirt
Pete Doherty: Libertine T-Shirt. One time Libertines frontman, sometime Babyshambles frontman and keeper of the Books of Albion.
Pete Doherty: Libertine T-Shirt
Pete Doherty Albion T-Shirt. Gin in teacups and leaves on the lawn. Britain as Arcadia through the eyes of Pete Doherty.
Pete Doherty "Albion" T-Shirt
Percy Thrower T-Shirt. Were you part of the infamous November 1983 Blue Peter Garden make-over team? Do you take pride in being referred to by the pipe-smoking children's TV gardener that fateful day as mentally ill live on air? (let's hope Joey Deacon wasn't listening) If so, you deserve this t-shirt. You bastard.
Percy Thrower T-Shirt
People's Front of Judea T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.
People's Front of Judea T-Shirt
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt
Oscar Wilde Within Their Means Quote T-Shirt. Great Victorian playwright and wit Oscar Wilde's quote which resonates loudly in today's debt-ridden society: Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
Oscar Wilde "Within Their Means" Quote T-Shirt
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator. There was even a whole sub-section -- Pornosec, it was called in Newspeak -- engaged in producing the lowest kind of pornography, which was sent out in sealed packets and which no Party member, other than those who worked on it, was permitted to look at.... If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength. would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt. Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussain some years ago. Above it, the legend: Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken.
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt
Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.
Obey T-Shirt
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt
Northern Soul T-Shirt. Pack up your 7-inches and head on down to the all-nighter at Wigan Casino. The classic 1960's Northern Soul logo.
Northern Soul T-Shirt
Nonconformist T-Shirt. Wear you sign of nonconformity with pride. Because who wants to conform to the ideal of others?
Nonconformist T-Shirt
Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.
Nonce Sense T-Shirt
Noam Chomsky Terrorism Quote T-Shirt. Sometime linguistic sage, sometime political activist. Wanton killing of innocent civilians is terrorism, not a war against terrorism
Noam Chomsky "Terrorism" Quote T-Shirt
No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt. Nectar points sir/madam? Yes, I'd gladly hand over all my personal details to you, as well as let you record all my shopping habits. Let it be known that you are not prepared to be a statistic in a customer relationship management database.
No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt
No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt. A line taken from Leon Rosselson's famous folk song The World Turned Upside Down which itself is loosely based on the 17th Century folk ballad Levellers and Diggers: No man has any right to buy and sell the earth for private gain. The Diggers (otherwise known as the True Levellers) famously sought to set-up egalitarian communities to cultivate common land (in the case of the song, St George's Hill near Weybridge, Surrey). True nonconformists and an inspiration for many over the following three and a half centuries, their time lasted only a couple of years before they were crushed by powerful local landowners.
No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt
NKVD T-Shirt. Are you sick of all those people walking around wearing FBI t-shirts? Counter it by declaring your support for the People's Commisariat for Internal Affairs. After all, you can always send them to the gulag on a trumped-up or fabricated charge.
NKVD T-Shirt
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt. Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt bearing the logo of Harvard, Georgetown or UCLA. Make an educational statement courtesy of Brent's finest: Neasden Polytechnic (probably now called the University of West London or similar)
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt. The logo of the 1972 Summer Olympic Games in Munich, often described as the bright sun logo. The 72 Games saw the advent of much iconic imagery and architecture, of which this logo was a part.
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt
Mr T T-Shirt. 6 foot-odd and with enough Elizabeth Duke bling to bring down the A-Team chopper. Perhaps that's why his favourite phrase was ain't goin' in no plane, fool. 80s icon, Mr T (AKA B.A. Barracus)
Mr T T-Shirt
Morrissey: Suedehead T-Shirt. Steven Partick Morrissey. One-time frontman for the Smiths and all-round gladioli-wielding legend.
Morrissey: Suedehead T-Shirt
Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt. Mohammed Fayed is very proud of his little shop. A shop where you can buy absolutely anything....except perhaps a British passport.
Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt
Miss World T-Shirt. A little girl fires a gun at the world and misses....
Miss World T-Shirt
Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt. I've got to go, but what a prize to give/Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive/Where bullet holes, scar the minarets/Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset.
Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt
Mexico 70 T-Shirt. Probably the best World Cup in history. Brazil, one of the best attacking sides ever featuring the likes of Pele, Carlos Alberto, Jairzinho et al, demolished Italy 4-1 in the final. The tournament also featured the likes of Bobby Moore, Gerd Muller, Franz Beckenbauer, Gigi Riva and Gordon Banks.
Mexico 70 T-Shirt
MDMA Madman T-Shirt. Something to send you loopy, perhaps? In case you don't know, MDMA is better known as ecstasy.
MDMA Madman T-Shirt
Masturbation Sends You Blind T-Shirt. Exactly how did that cute cuddly bear get his visual impairment? And just what is that strange, faraway expression on his face? Listen to your mothers, kids...
Masturbation Sends You Blind T-Shirt
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt. Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi, leader of the Indian independence movement, pioneer of non-violent resistance and father of the Indian nation. This t-shirt design incorporates an image of the great man, along with one of his most famous quotes: Where there is love, there is life
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt
Love Will Tear Us Apart Pulsar T-Shirt. An image of the CP1919 pulsar - the first radio pulsar ever discovered. The image was later appropriated by Joy Division for the cover of their 1979 album, Unknown Pleasures.
Love Will Tear Us Apart Pulsar T-Shirt
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt. Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt
Lily Tomlin Rat Race Quote T-Shirt. A t-shirt design celebrating American actress and comedienne Lily Tomlin's views on the modern world: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
Lily Tomlin "Rat Race" Quote T-Shirt
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in white.
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in black.
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt
Lenny Bruce Fuck the Government T-Shirt. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966.
Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt
Lancy T-Shirt. Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancy Lancashire. God's county.
Lancy T-Shirt
Know Your Rights T-Shirt. Wise words from Joe Strummer and the Clash. Number 3: You have the right to free speech as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know Your Rights T-Shirt
Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt. Presenter of Channel 4's excellent Grand Designs. A suggestion for a way in which to pass an evening whilst Kevin despair as he watches someone try to build a roof out of a mixture of moss and recycled cardboard: try to guess how many times he will utter the word integrity over the course of an hour-long programme.
Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt
Kazakhstan T-Shirt. Image based on the flag of Kazakhstan. Everyone's favourite Central Asian republic.
Kazakhstan T-Shirt
Karl Marx T-Shirt. The father of communism and author of Das Kapital, the great Karl Marx. Includes one of his most famous quotes on the reverse: Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains
Karl Marx T-Shirt
Judean People's Front T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.
Judean People's Front T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Cast The Votes Quote T-Shirt. Words of wisdom from Uncle Joe: Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. A philosophy still very relevant today.
Josef Stalin "Cast The Votes" Quote T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.
Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt
Johnny Cash Finger T-Shirt. The late, great Man In Black giving it some attitude.
Johnny Cash "Finger" T-Shirt
Johnny Ball Think of a Number T-Shirt. The man who turned a generation of schoolchildren into wannabe scientists and mathematicians. You can bet you'll never see his like on TV ever again.
Johnny Ball "Think of a Number" T-Shirt
John Arlott: The Sound of Summer T-Shirt. The voice of the BBC's Test Match Special for over forty years and one the finest cricket commentators of all time.
John Arlott: The Sound of Summer T-Shirt
John Prezza Prescott T-Shirt. Two jags, two women, one punch. Heavyweight title contender who floats like a tub of lard and stings like a... er... croquet mallet.
John "Prezza" Prescott T-Shirt
Jocky Wilson T-Shirt. Twice world champion and still probably the only darts player to have his picture displayed on Top of the Pops. The diminutive John Thomas Wilson.
Jocky Wilson T-Shirt
Jeremy Paxman T-Shirt. Esteemed host of the BBC's Newsnight and University Challenge and scourge of politicians everywhere. All together now: Did you threaten to overrule him?
Jeremy Paxman T-Shirt
Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Jane Austen's last published novel: Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch Hall, in Sommersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never took up any book but the Baronetage; there he found occupation for an idle hour, and consolation in a distressed one; there his faculties were roused into admiration and respect, by contemplating the limited remnant of the earliest patents; there any unwelcome sensations, arising from domestic affairs, changed naturally into pity and contempt, as he turned over the almost endless creations of the last century - and there, if every other leaf were powerless, he could read his own history with an interest that never failed - this was the page at which the favourite volume always opened: ELLIOT OF KELLYNCH HALL Walter Elliot, born March 1, 1760, married, July 15, 1784, Elizabeth, daughter of James Stevenson, Esq. of South Park, in the county of Gloucester; by which lady (who died 1800) he has issue Elizabeth, born June 1, 1785; Anne, born August 9, 1787; a stillborn son, Nov. 5, 1789; Mary, born Nov. 20, 1791.
Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt
James Brown: Soul Brother Number One T-Shirt. The Godfather of Soul. The The Hardest Working Man in Show Business. The late, great James Joseph Brown 1933-2006.
James Brown: Soul Brother Number One T-Shirt