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Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt. Gonzo's premier exponent and gun-toting psychedelic genius, Hunter S Thompson, with his views on narcotics, firearms and mental instability: I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt

The Eton Rifles T-Shirt. Every current serving Tory MP that was educated at Eton, plus the current Mayor of London (who also attended the college). The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot, Henry Bellingham, David Cameron, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Philip Dunne, Rt Hon David Heathcoat-Amory, The Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC, Nick Hurd, Boris Johnson, The Rt Hon Oliver Letwin, The Hon Nicholas Soames, Hugo Swire, David Tredinnick, Bill Wiggin and Sir George Young. The current going rate for a place at Eton is in the region of £28,000 per year

The Eton Rifles T-Shirt

Free Speech T-Shirt. Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.

Free Speech T-Shirt

Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt. The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!

Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt

Barack Obama T-Shirt. The Democratic Party of the US's candidate for the 2008 presidential election. Vote change: the future for the United States of America.

Barack Obama T-Shirt

Dead Parrot T-Shirt. A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.

Dead Parrot T-Shirt

Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt. Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.

Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt

Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt

If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt. If you yearn for those heady days of spandex and brown corduroys, of disco and glam rock, of drink driving and the three day week then this is the t-shirt for you. If found, please return to the 1970s.

If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt

Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age... If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we've got just the man for you, and his name is Dave Grohl.

Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt

Salvador Allende T-Shirt. The first Marxist leader to gain power via democratic means, Allende was elected President of Chile in 1970. His socialist policies, and his relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba, brought him into dispute with the capitalist world, most notably the United States, and resulted in the military coup of September 11th 1973 where he was overthrown by an allegedly western-backed General Pinochet (whose death squads subsequently murdered up to 1000 political opponents in the following months). The quote on this design ¡Viva Chile! ¡Viva el pueblo! ¡Vivan los trabajadores! (Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers!) are the closing lines of his final radio address on the morning of his death.

Salvador Allende T-Shirt

I Evolved T-Shirt. Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved.

I Evolved T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt

The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br>
Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.

The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt

When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt. A statement that should be burned on the conciousness of every political leader: When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. This quote is often attributed to Thomas Jefferson.

When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt

I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt. Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your appreciation of the devil's music, complete with the sign of the horns. Let's ROCK!

I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt

Screw This T-Shirt. Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine.

Screw This T-Shirt

The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt. George Cole and Dennis Waterman, stars of the 80s TV classic Minder. Cole played Arthur Daley in possibly his most famous role - he also appeared in the St Trinian's film as Flash Harry as well as numerous other films and TV shows. Dennis Waterman also starred in the Sweeney.

The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt

George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt. George Orwell voices his mistrust for those who seek to engage in revolutionary activities in order to establish a position of authority: Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt

Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.

They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt. Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: They don't like it up 'em. Don't panic!

They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt

Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.

For The Motherland T-34 Tank T-Shirt. The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you prefer) against Nazi Germany. The slogan above the tank translates as For The Motherland in Russian and was one frequently painted on the side of T-34s entering battle.

"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank T-Shirt

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt

This Land Is Your Land Woody Guthrie T-Shirt. This land is your land, and this land is my land, from California, to the New York island... Woody Guthrie, one of the godfathers of folk music, with his ode to collectivism, community, patriotism; interpret it how you will.

"This Land Is Your Land" Woody Guthrie T-Shirt

Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.

Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt

Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...

Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt

Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.

Doubleplusungood T-Shirt

Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.

Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt

Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt. The Audi UR Quattro, as driven by DCI Gene Hunt in the BBC's excellent Ashes To Ashes and featuring retro 80s-style writing. Welcome to 1981.

Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt

Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!

Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt

Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt

Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt. Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussain some years ago. Above it, the legend: Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken.

Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt

Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.

Nonce Sense T-Shirt

Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).

Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt

Sir Alan Sugar You're Fired T-Shirt. The pantomime villain from the Apprentice TV show, Sir Alan Sugar. Pictured here in his younger days alongside his trademark catchphrase You're fired in Amstrad style font.

Sir Alan Sugar "You're Fired" T-Shirt

Free Tibet T-Shirt. A t-shirt for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. In fact, as the flag of Tibet is outlawed by the People's Republic of China it is extremely likely that this t-shirt design is also illegal. Show your opposition to over 50 years of illegal occupation.

Free Tibet T-Shirt

Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt

Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

Say No To Cake T-Shirt

Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt. Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal corporation

Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt

Home Taping Is Killing Music T-Shirt

Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt. The original leader and spokesperson of the Beat Generation. Allen Ginsberg: radical, nonconformist, free-speech activist, gay rights campaigner and poet. His image on this t-shirt is overlaid with the classic opening lines to his 1956 poem Howl: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz

Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt

George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt. One of the greatest authors in British history, George Orwell a.k.a. Eric Arthur Blair. A hero of anyone struggling against tyranny, his philosophies on civil liberties, human rights and authority can be summed up nicely by the quote on this t-shirt design: If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear

George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt

Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt. Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi, leader of the Indian independence movement, pioneer of non-violent resistance and father of the Indian nation. This t-shirt design incorporates an image of the great man, along with one of his most famous quotes: Where there is love, there is life

Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt

SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt. Complete with an image of Julius Caesar, SPQR: Senātus Populusque Rōmānus (or The Senate and the People of Rome). The notion of the freedom of the citizens of ancient Rome, and the fact that power and authority therefore was held by the population, forms the basis for modern democratic rights.

SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt

1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt. The classic opening lines to George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece Nineteen Eighty-Four: It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. In which Winston Smith questions the totalitarian system in which he lives. Big Brother is watching you.

1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt

Lily Tomlin Rat Race Quote T-Shirt. A t-shirt design celebrating American actress and comedienne Lily Tomlin's views on the modern world: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

Lily Tomlin "Rat Race" Quote T-Shirt

Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt. Latin for First I, then I, thereafter I (or me, me, me)

Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt

Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt. Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I Love Tea.

Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt. Celebrating the fabled astronomer, scientist, religious sceptic and all round promoter of the existence of little green men. ...but if by 'God,' one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt

I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt. Beware the power of thought. It could land you in trouble.

I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt

One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator. There was even a whole sub-section -- Pornosec, it was called in Newspeak -- engaged in producing the lowest kind of pornography, which was sent out in sealed packets and which no Party member, other than those who worked on it, was permitted to look at.... If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength. would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!

One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt

California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.

California Über Alles T-Shirt

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt

Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt. Presenter of Channel 4's excellent Grand Designs. A suggestion for a way in which to pass an evening whilst Kevin despair as he watches someone try to build a roof out of a mixture of moss and recycled cardboard: try to guess how many times he will utter the word integrity over the course of an hour-long programme.

Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt. 50 is the Youth of Old Age. OK, so we are all getting older. Grey hair, crows' feet, incessant aches and pains where once there were none. Perhaps you are even starting to grow your forehead? Whatever your situation, you can be guaranteed (well, sort of) to be cheered-up with these words of wisdom from the great Victor Hugo: forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt

I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt. A list of some of the finest varieties and blends of tea. We love them all. Featuring everything from Earl Grey to English Breakfast and from rooibos to oolong.

I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt

I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt. Complete with an MRI of a person's skull. For anyone who doesn't want the world to know their thoughts.

I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt

Rush Red Star T-Shirt. Neil Peart, possibly the best drummer in the world, explaining Rush's imagery and individualist philosophy: All it means is the abstract man against the masses. The red star symbolises any collectivist activity

Rush Red Star T-Shirt

Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt. Taken from Fyodor Dostoevsky's 1866 Nihilist literary classic: On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S. Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge.

Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt

Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt. One of the major scientific achievements of the late 20th Century. A sheep named Dolly and her clone, Dolly.

Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt

Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt. A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.

Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt

The Osmonds T-Shirt. Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay and Donny: The Osmonds. 1970s supergroup. True rockers.

The Osmonds T-Shirt

Petrolhead T-Shirt. The traditional jerry can. Appropriately approximately the size and shape of a heart as it appears on this design.

Petrolhead T-Shirt

Brave New World Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines for Aldoux Huxley's dystopian vision of the future: A squat gray building of only thirty-four stories. Over the main entrance the words, CENTRAL LONDON HATCHERY AND CONDITIONING CENTRE, and in a shield, the World State's motto, Community, Identity, Stability.

Brave New World Opening Lines T-Shirt

The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines from JD Salinger's original ode to teen angst: If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

The Catcher In The Rye Opening Lines T-Shirt

Don Quixote Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening to Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote; the 17th Century novel that many feel marked the beginning of modern literature: At a village of La Mancha, whose name I do not wish to remember, there lived a little while ago one of those gentlemen who are wont to keep a lance in the rack, an old buckler, a lean horse and a swift greyhound.

Don Quixote Opening Lines T-Shirt

Love Will Tear Us Apart Pulsar T-Shirt. An image of the CP1919 pulsar - the first radio pulsar ever discovered. The image was later appropriated by Joy Division for the cover of their 1979 album, Unknown Pleasures.

Love Will Tear Us Apart Pulsar T-Shirt

Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt

Robinson Crusoe Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Daniel Defoe's 1719 novel detailing the adventures of the famous shipwrecked sailor: I was born in the year 1632, in the city of York, of a good family, though not of that country, my father being a foreigner of Bremen, who settled first at Hull. He got a good estate by merchandise, and leaving off his trade lived afterward at York, from whence he had married my mother, whose relations were named Robinson, a good family in that country, and from whom I was called Robinson Kreutznear; but by the usual corruption of words in England we are now called, nay, we call ourselves, and write our name, Crusoe, and so my companions always called me.

Robinson Crusoe Opening Lines T-Shirt

Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines of Jane Austen's last published novel: Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch Hall, in Sommersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never took up any book but the Baronetage; there he found occupation for an idle hour, and consolation in a distressed one; there his faculties were roused into admiration and respect, by contemplating the limited remnant of the earliest patents; there any unwelcome sensations, arising from domestic affairs, changed naturally into pity and contempt, as he turned over the almost endless creations of the last century - and there, if every other leaf were powerless, he could read his own history with an interest that never failed - this was the page at which the favourite volume always opened:
ELLIOT OF KELLYNCH HALL
Walter Elliot, born March 1, 1760, married, July 15, 1784, Elizabeth, daughter of James Stevenson, Esq. of South Park, in the county of Gloucester; by which lady (who died 1800) he has issue Elizabeth, born June 1, 1785; Anne, born August 9, 1787; a stillborn son, Nov. 5, 1789; Mary, born Nov. 20, 1791.

Jane Austen's Persuasion Opening Lines T-Shirt

I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt. Margaret Thatcher: Milk Snatcher. Bob Dylan's 1965 masterpiece on social dissent writ large for the 1980s. I try my best, to be just like I am/But everybody wants you, to be just like them.

I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt

No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt. A line taken from Leon Rosselson's famous folk song The World Turned Upside Down which itself is loosely based on the 17th Century folk ballad Levellers and Diggers: No man has any right to buy and sell the earth for private gain. The Diggers (otherwise known as the True Levellers) famously sought to set-up egalitarian communities to cultivate common land (in the case of the song, St George's Hill near Weybridge, Surrey). True nonconformists and an inspiration for many over the following three and a half centuries, their time lasted only a couple of years before they were crushed by powerful local landowners.

No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt

BoJo For London T-Shirt. Show your support for Boris Johnson, affectionately known as BoJo in his bid to become president of that terribly big city with all those jolly nice buildings, what.

BoJo For London T-Shirt

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Dragon. Well, apart from Peter Jones maybe. And that James Khan seems a very nice bloke. Deborah Meaden frankly scares us though. Star of the BBC TV show Dragons' Den, Duncan Bannatyne is shown here accompanied by a typical riposte delivered to the likes of some fool who has come up with the genius idea of printing topical t-shirts and selling them online: I don't like the product, I don't think it would sell, it's not a viable business, and I'm no so keen on you... and, for that reason, I'M OUT!

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt

Tony Wilson T-Shirt. The man known as Mr Manchester. The late Anthony H. Wilson, the man who signed both Joy Division and the Happy Mondays, founder of the Ha

Tony Wilson T-Shirt

Protect And Survive T-Shirt. This t-shirt is for every child of the cold war who used to wake-up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night fearing the missiles were already on their way over. The original Protect and Survive Public Information Films and booklets from the 70s and 80s told you how to survive a nuclear holocaust by hiding under your stairs. If you ever get nostalgic for the days when you used to stockpile baked beans then you too can relive all that tension, excitement, paranoia and completely useless advice with this t-shirt.

Protect And Survive T-Shirt

Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt. Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur.

Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt

Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt. Scourge of the folly of religion. Critic of creationism. Atheist. Humanist. Genius.

Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt

Ian Botham Sir Beef T-Shirt. Knight of the Realm, Sir Ian Botham. Some would say he was England's greatest ever cricketer, almost certainly the best all-rounder. Beefy won the Ashes almost single-handedly in 1981 and achieved over 5000 runs and nearly 400 wickets in his fifteen year test career.

Ian Botham Sir Beef T-Shirt

Devil's Advocate T-Shirt. Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow anything to pass without question.

Devil's Advocate T-Shirt

I Am Perfect T-Shirt. The equation of the golden ratio

I Am Perfect T-Shirt

Solidarity T-Shirt. Niezależny Samorządny Związek Zawodowy Solidarność. Famously led by Lech Wałęsa, the Solidarity Trade Union was central in restoring freedom to Poland in the late 80s.

Solidarity T-Shirt

Governor of New Jersey: Tony Soprano T-Shirt. Anthony John Soprano, Sr. Leader of the DiMeo crime family and principal character in the Sopranos. The Boss.

Governor of New Jersey: Tony Soprano T-Shirt

Idiots Outside T-Shirt

Kazakhstan T-Shirt. Image based on the flag of Kazakhstan. Everyone's favourite Central Asian republic.

Kazakhstan T-Shirt

Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt

I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt. Champion every cause of the poor and oppressed. Even those that inconveniently contradict some of the others causes that you are championing. Just remember: it's all your fault. Everything.

I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt

Immoral Minority T-Shirt. Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted

Immoral Minority T-Shirt

Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt

Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in black.

Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt

Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in white.

Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt

Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.

Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt. The godmother of civil disobedience and one of the founders of the suffragette movement, depicted here accompanied by one of her quotes: Trust in God; She will provide.

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt

Death Or Glory T-Shirt. Refrain of every person with a cause to fight. From every dingy basement, on every dingy street, every dragging handclap over every dragging beat. It's just the beat of time, the beat that must go on, if you've been trying for years, we already heard your song: Death or glory becomes just another story. Death or glory, just another story?

Death Or Glory T-Shirt

Guy Fawkes Vote Guido T-Shirt. The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow the lot of them to high heaven.

Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt