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Fascist Snake Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt. A t-shirt based on classic Spanish Civil War propaganda imagery. In this design the pure, naked, muscular revolutionary swings his simple weapon at the coiled fascist beast. The image is a stylised version of a Confederacion Nacional del Trabajo (an anarcho-syndicalist trade union) Spanish Civil War poster designed to aid recruitment to their cause.
"Fascist Snake" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt
For The Motherland T-34 Tank T-Shirt. The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you prefer) against Nazi Germany. The slogan above the tank translates as For The Motherland in Russian and was one frequently painted on the side of T-34s entering battle.
"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank T-Shirt
Gorgeous George Galloway T-Shirt. Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number of times as U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has met him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the better to target those guns.
"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt
1984 War Is Peace T-Shirt. War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read your Prolefeed and never, ever question anything. From one of the finest pieces of literature ever; George Orwell's dystopian  masterpiece 1984.
1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt
Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt. The original leader and spokesperson of the Beat Generation. Allen Ginsberg: radical, nonconformist, free-speech activist, gay rights campaigner and poet. His image on this t-shirt is overlaid with the classic opening lines to his 1956 poem Howl: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, 
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz
Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt
Barack Obama T-Shirt. The Democratic Party of the US's candidate for the 2008 presidential election. Vote change: the future for the United States of America.
Barack Obama T-Shirt
Black Anarchist Flag T-Shirt. The black flag, international symbol of anarchy.
Black Anarchist Flag T-Shirt
BoJo For London T-Shirt. Show your support for Boris Johnson, affectionately known as BoJo in his bid to become president of that terribly big city with all those jolly nice buildings, what.
BoJo For London T-Shirt
Boris Johnson For PM T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Tory. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (better known simply as Boris Johnson) editor of the Spectator, ex-Member of Parliament for Henley on Thames and now Mayor of London. God help us!
Boris Johnson For PM T-Shirt
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet . Our famous Boris For PM t-shirt design celebrating everyone's favourite Tory MP and London Mayor is now available as a grey leather wallet. Badger, badger, badger, badger
Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet
California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.
California Über Alles T-Shirt
Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt. Times were when you could be assured that all you needed for a nice comfy (or not-so-comfy) seat in the House of Lords was to bung your friendly government minister a few hundred grand to party funds or give a job to the Prime Ministers son. So what do you get for your hard-earned cash these days? A peerage? A knighthood? A poxy bloody OBE? No. All you get these days is the 6 o'clock knock from Inspector Knacker and, if you are lucky, one of these fine t-shirts. I lent £250k to Tony Blair and all I got was this poxy peerage.
Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt
CCCP T-Shirt. Союз Советских Социалистических Республик - the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. As seen emblazoned on the chest of many a Soviet-era football team.
CCCP T-Shirt
Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt. Choose your favourite words of wisdom, many taken from Chairman Mao's Little Red Book: In waking a tiger, use a long stick, Learn from the masses, and then teach them, Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun, Once all struggle is passed, miracles are possible, I voted for you during your last election.
Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt
Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt. An antidote to those sick of seeing people wandering about with the image of Ernesto Guevara emblazoned on their chests.
Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt
Chinese Soldier T-Shirt. Art from the Cultural Revolution, this image of a soldier of the People's Liberation Army dates from the early 70s.
Chinese Soldier T-Shirt
Colonel Gadaffi T-Shirt. Known to his friends as Muammar Abu Minyar al-Qaddafi, Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya. And he is, according to the BBC's John Simpson, completely hatstand. We tend to agree with John.
Colonel Gadaffi T-Shirt
David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.
David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt
Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.
Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt
Disobbedienti T-Shirt. The disobbedienti were a political movement in Italy that grew out of the Tute Bianche. They practised civil and social disobedience and campaigned on a civil rights, anti-racist and anti-capitalist agenda.
Disobbedienti T-Shirt
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt
Eat The Rich T-Shirt. Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan complete with pig. Tasty with apple sauce. Because the bourgeoisie do have a use.
Eat The Rich T-Shirt
Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt. The godmother of civil disobedience and one of the founders of the suffragette movement, depicted here accompanied by one of her quotes: Trust in God; She will provide.
Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt
Fidel Castro T-Shirt. Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, President of the Republic of Cuba, enjoying one of his country'’s finest cigars.
Fidel Castro T-Shirt
Free Speech T-Shirt. Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.
Free Speech T-Shirt
Free Tibet T-Shirt. A t-shirt for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. In fact, as the flag of Tibet is outlawed by the People's Republic of China it is extremely likely that this t-shirt design is also illegal. Show your opposition to over 50 years of illegal occupation.
Free Tibet T-Shirt
Friedrich Engels T-Shirt. Pictured here in his younger days, and missing his signature full-flowing beard. Friedrich Engels worked together with Karl Marx on the original publications which brought the theories and doctrines of Communism to the wider public. Here with one of his most famous quotes: An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
Friedrich Engels T-Shirt
George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt. When the leader of the Free World speaks, people sit up and take notice. Even if what he says is complete and utter bollocks. The problem with the French is that they don't know the meaning of the word entrepreneur George W Bush.
George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt
George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt. The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea
George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt
George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt. More words of wisdom from Dubya: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?. Indeed it is, George, indeed it is.
George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt
George Bush: War Criminal T-Shirt. As defined at Nuremberg as one who chooses to attack another nation without having a) been attacked first or b) the agreement of the United Nations.
George Bush: War Criminal T-Shirt
George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt. One of the greatest authors in British history, George Orwell a.k.a. Eric Arthur Blair. A hero of anyone struggling against tyranny, his philosophies on civil liberties, human rights and authority can be summed up nicely by the quote on this t-shirt design: If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear
George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt. George Orwell voices his mistrust for those who seek to engage in revolutionary activities in order to establish a position of authority: Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt
God Bless America T-Shirt. George Washington gets the Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen treatment. No Future?
God Bless America T-Shirt
Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt. A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is.
Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt
Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.
Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt
Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!
Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt
Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt. His legacy as Chancellor: dozens of tax rises, rising poverty and homelessness, increasing interest rates, record levels of debt and the farcical tax-credits system. Then he goes and becomes Prime Minister without even being elected by his party, let alone the greater masses that he serves. Gordon Brown is a moron.
Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt
Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt. The ultimate betrayal of freedom. Features the coordinates of the illegal Camp X-Ray/Delta detention centre in Guantanamo Bay.
Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt
Guy Fawkes Vote Guido T-Shirt. The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow the lot of them to high heaven.
Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt
Hammer, Sickle and Star T-Shirt. Classic Communist iconography. Symbols of both the industrial proletariat and the peasantry above the red star representing the five fingers of the worker's hand.
Hammer, Sickle and Star T-Shirt
He Who Has The Youth Has The Future T-Shirt. A quote from Leon Trotsky (though some also credit Lenin) in response to criticism by some of the age of many of the Bolsheviks: He who has the youth, has the future!
He Who Has The Youth Has The Future T-Shirt
Hugo Chavez: Black Print T-Shirt. Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, President of Venezuela. Advocate of pregressive and democratic socialism that has seen Venezuelan's today enjoy free universal socialised healthcare, free higher education, and seen illiteracy almost eliminated. Scourge of what he sees as the imperialism of the United States and other capitalist governments and hero of the native peoples of South America.
Hugo Chavez: Black Print T-Shirt
Hugo Chavez: White Print T-Shirt. Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, President of Venezuela. Advocate of pregressive and democratic socialism that has seen Venezuelan's today enjoy free universal socialised healthcare, free higher education, and seen illiteracy almost eliminated. Scourge of what he sees as the imperialism of the United States and other capitalist governments and hero of the native peoples of South America.

's leadership under Hugo Chavez has shown that popular organization and consciousness cannot be beaten. , completely free access to higher learning and highly advanced public education that has wiped out illiteracy in short time that Chavez has been in power. The rights established for poor farmers and indigenous people are the most advanced on the planet. Venezuela's stand for the environment is a giant leap forward and a global example in the face of G. W. Bush's anti-Kyoto attitude.
Hugo Chavez: White Print T-Shirt
I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt. Margaret Thatcher: Milk Snatcher. Bob Dylan's 1965 masterpiece on social dissent writ large for the 1980s. I try my best, to be just like I am/But everybody wants you, to be just like them.
I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt
I Am Not A Scab T-Shirt. Picket-line chic. No blacklegs allowed.
I Am Not A Scab T-Shirt
I Am Not An American T-Shirt. Make sure the locals are friendly in the 90% of the inhabited world that the United States have offended.
I Am Not An American T-Shirt
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt. Champion every cause of the poor and oppressed. Even those that inconveniently contradict some of the others causes that you are championing. Just remember: it's all your fault. Everything.
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt. Complete with an MRI of a person's skull. For anyone who doesn't want the world to know their thoughts.
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt. Beware the power of thought. It could land you in trouble.
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt
Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt. So, the whole I am a doughnut thing may well disappointingly prove to be something of an urban legend, but we still like the idea!
Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt
Immoral Minority T-Shirt. Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted
Immoral Minority T-Shirt
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt. We think Clarkson should have a go at running the country. The inimitable host of the BBC's Top Gear is a bit of a hero of ours and we're sure he'd make sure that the trains ran on time. Well, if he didn't abolish them all that is. Vote Jezza for Prime Minister!
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt
John Prezza Prescott T-Shirt. Two jags, two women, one punch. Heavyweight title contender who floats like a tub of lard and stings like a... er... croquet mallet.
John "Prezza" Prescott T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.
Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Cast The Votes Quote T-Shirt. Words of wisdom from Uncle Joe: Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. A philosophy still very relevant today.
Josef Stalin "Cast The Votes" Quote T-Shirt
Karl Marx T-Shirt. The father of communism and author of Das Kapital, the great Karl Marx. Includes one of his most famous quotes on the reverse: Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains
Karl Marx T-Shirt
Know Your Rights T-Shirt. Wise words from Joe Strummer and the Clash. Number 3: You have the right to free speech as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know Your Rights T-Shirt
Lenny Bruce Fuck the Government T-Shirt. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966.
Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in black.
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in white.
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt. Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi, leader of the Indian independence movement, pioneer of non-violent resistance and father of the Indian nation. This t-shirt design incorporates an image of the great man, along with one of his most famous quotes: Where there is love, there is life
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt
Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt. Old Maggie Thatcher as you've never seen her before: in a Che Guevara style. Join the blue (rinse) revolution!
Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt
NKVD T-Shirt. Are you sick of all those people walking around wearing FBI t-shirts? Counter it by declaring your support for the People's Commisariat for Internal Affairs. After all, you can always send them to the gulag on a trumped-up or fabricated charge.
NKVD T-Shirt
No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt. A line taken from Leon Rosselson's famous folk song The World Turned Upside Down which itself is loosely based on the 17th Century folk ballad Levellers and Diggers: No man has any right to buy and sell the earth for private gain. The Diggers (otherwise known as the True Levellers) famously sought to set-up egalitarian communities to cultivate common land (in the case of the song, St George's Hill near Weybridge, Surrey). True nonconformists and an inspiration for many over the following three and a half centuries, their time lasted only a couple of years before they were crushed by powerful local landowners.
No Man Has Any Right To Buy And Sell The Earth T-Shirt
Noam Chomsky Terrorism Quote T-Shirt. Sometime linguistic sage, sometime political activist. Wanton killing of innocent civilians is terrorism, not a war against terrorism
Noam Chomsky "Terrorism" Quote T-Shirt
North Korea Poster - Bayoneted Soldier T-Shirt. One of a series of posters released by the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in January 2003 as a response to the US including North Korea in the Axis of Evil. This one depicts a US soldier being bayoneted by DPRK rifles.
North Korea Poster - Bayoneted Soldier T-Shirt
North Korea Poster - Missiles and Capitol Building T-Shirt. One of a series of posters released by the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in January 2003 as a response to the US including North Korea in the Axis of Evil. This one depicts the Capitol building in Washington DC being destroyed by red missiles.
North Korea Poster - Missiles and Capitol Building T-Shirt
North Korea Poster - Soldier and Capitol T-Shirt. One of a series of posters released by the government of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in January 2003 as a response to the US including North Korea in the Axis of Evil. This one depicts the Capitol building in Washington DC being destroyed by a Red soldier.
North Korea Poster - Soldier and Capitol T-Shirt
Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.
Obey T-Shirt
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt. Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussain some years ago. Above it, the legend: Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken.
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator. There was even a whole sub-section -- Pornosec, it was called in Newspeak -- engaged in producing the lowest kind of pornography, which was sent out in sealed packets and which no Party member, other than those who worked on it, was permitted to look at.... If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength. would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt
Pravda T-Shirt. Soviet oracle telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Does exactly what is says on the big red Cyrillic masthead. This logo in fact belongs to Komsomolskaya Pravda, the young communist league komsomol paper which has outlived its parent organisation and is still going strong.
Pravda T-Shirt
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>  
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>  
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt
Rush Red Star T-Shirt. Neil Peart, possibly the best drummer in the world, explaining Rush's imagery and individualist philosophy: All it means is the abstract man against the masses. The red star symbolises any collectivist activity
Rush Red Star T-Shirt
Salvador Allende T-Shirt. The first Marxist leader to gain power via democratic means, Allende was elected President of Chile in 1970. His socialist policies, and his relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba, brought him into dispute with the capitalist world, most notably the United States, and resulted in the military coup of September 11th 1973 where he was overthrown by an allegedly western-backed General Pinochet (whose death squads subsequently murdered up to 1000 political opponents in the following months). The quote on this design ¡Viva Chile! ¡Viva el pueblo! ¡Vivan los trabajadores! (Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers!) are the closing lines of his final radio address on the morning of his death.
Salvador Allende T-Shirt
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt
Solidarity T-Shirt. Niezależny Samorządny Związek Zawodowy Solidarność. Famously led by Lech Wałęsa, the Solidarity Trade Union was central in restoring freedom to Poland in the late 80s.
Solidarity T-Shirt
Soviet Victory Poster T-Shirt. An image taken from an old Soviet propaganda poster. The Cyrillic lettering reads Victory
Soviet "Victory" Poster T-Shirt
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt. The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt. Complete with an image of Julius Caesar, SPQR: Senātus Populusque Rōmānus (or The Senate and the People of Rome). The notion of the freedom of the citizens of ancient Rome, and the fact that power and authority therefore was held by the population, forms the basis for modern democratic rights.
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt. Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal corporation
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt. Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt
Sweatshop T-Shirt. Why wear a Nike Swoosh, when you can wear a tick? Show solidarity with those workers earning minimum wage in Indonesia and Vietnam, or simply revel in the fact that a westerner doing the same job will get paid over 30 times as much (and the companies they work for will still make a profit).
Sweatshop T-Shirt
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt. The tank that defeated Fascism? Quite possibly. Stalingrad's most famous export.
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt. Every current serving Tory MP that was educated at Eton, plus the current Mayor of London (who also attended the college). The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot, Henry Bellingham, David Cameron, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Philip Dunne, Rt Hon David Heathcoat-Amory, The Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC, Nick Hurd, Boris Johnson, The Rt Hon Oliver Letwin, The Hon Nicholas Soames, Hugo Swire, David Tredinnick, Bill Wiggin and Sir George Young. The current going rate for a place at Eton is in the region of £28,000 per year
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt
The Hawks T-Shirt. Modelling themselves on the Ramones, US punk rock bank the Hawks consisted of Rummy (Donald Rumsfeld), Condi (Condoleezza Rice), Dubya (George Bush) and Dick (Dick Cheney). Together they toured the world extensively, taking their inimitable brand of capitalism with them under the famous slogan gung-ho, let's go!
The Hawks T-Shirt
The People Give the Orders T-Shirt. Esta usted en territorio Zapatista en rebeldia. Aqui manda el pueblo y el gobierno obedece - You are in Zapatista rebel territory. Here the people give the orders and the government obeys. A sign from the Chiapas region of Mexico
The People Give the Orders T-Shirt
This Machine Kills Fascists (Woody Guthrie) T-Shirt. An image of Woody Guthrie's guitar. Includes his signature slogan on the side: this machine kills fascists. When asked about it, the great man replied: Well, you see this guitar makes me feel like beatin' th' Fascists, an' then that makes me sing how much I hate 'em ...When I sing fer a bunch of folks, folks workin', fer soliders, sailors, seamen, that sort of makes all of us whip it up a little—then we all get ta feelin' a little more like beatin' 'em, an' 'course if a Fascist then just sort of happens to git in our way, he just naturally comes out loser, that's all.
This Machine Kills Fascists (Woody Guthrie) T-Shirt
Tony Benn T-Shirt. A younger Mr Benn in classic pipe-smoking pose. Includes one of his finest quotes: All war represents a failure of diplomacy
Tony Benn T-Shirt
Tony Blair Dear Leader T-Shirt. Our beloved ex-President - sorry - ex-Prime Minister. Shining beacon of honesty and earnest servant of the people.
Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin T-Shirt. The founder of Bolshevism and the leader of the Revolution of October 1917.
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin T-Shirt
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt. We've already had one morally vapid, Texan oil baron take his place as the most powerful man in the world, so why not everyone's favourite Dallas anti-hero? The election poster for our prime-time soap star candidate is depicted here, complete with ten gallon Stetson.
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt. A statement that should be burned on the conciousness of every political leader: When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. This quote is often attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt
Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt. A national hero who opposed giving women the right to vote, sent in the army against striking miners, advocated the use of mustard gas against uncivilised tribes and ordered the carpet bombing of Dresden when the German army was already all but defeated. Based on one of the enduring images of the 2000 May Day riots.
Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt
Zapatista (Ya Basta) T-Shirt. A soldier of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation (Ejercito Zapatista de Liberacion Nacional or EZLN), armed revolutionary group from Chiapas, Mexico. Having not used their weapons in over a decade, the Zapatista's opposition to globalisation and support for social issues has drawn support for them from around the world. The writing below translates literally it is enough - a Zapatista slogan.
Zapatista (Ya Basta) T-Shirt
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