Say No To Cake Hazelnut and Natural Layered Men's T-Shirt
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As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech "made-up drug" cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D ("Free the United Kingdom From Drugs" and "British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs"). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: "One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace".
About RedMolotov.com's Hazelnut and Natural Layered Men's T-Shirts.
Our hazelnut and natural layered t-shirts are high-quality heavyweight (165g/mē) and consist of a short sleeved brown t-shirt with contrasting dusky blue integrated long under-sleeve. 100% combed cotton with contrast inner neck binding. Twin needle stitching throughout. Small:
Chest 36"
Medium:
Chest 38"-40"
Large:
Chest 42"
Extra Large:
Chest 44"-46"
XXL:
Chest 46"-48"
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