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Drug t-shirts depicting whatever happens to be your narcotic of choice. Cocaine, marijuana or a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

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William Hogarth's Gin Lane T-Shirt. In what might be Hogarth's most famous work, we see for ourselves the horrors of binge-drinking, 1750s style. The effects of the London gin craze are there for all to see, from the flourishing pawnbroker and funeral director to the suicide victim and the people resorting to eating bones. Most striking, however, is woman pictured in the centre, dressed in rags with her baby dropping from her arms as she takes her snuff.

William Hogarth's Gin Lane T-Shirt

William Hogarth's Beer Street T-Shirt. Hogarth's 18th Century depiction of the benefits of beer drinking. The residents of Beer Street appear well-fed and contented, affluent and sociable. Behind them a pawnbroker is boarded-up and derelict. A stark contrast to the horrors of Gin Lane.

William Hogarth's Beer Street T-Shirt

Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt. Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I Love Tea.

Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt

Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

Say No To Cake T-Shirt

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt

MDMA Madman T-Shirt. Something to send you loopy, perhaps? In case you don't know, MDMA is better known as ecstasy.

MDMA Madman T-Shirt

Marijuana T-Shirt. Well, in truth this design depicts the chemical compound tetrahydrocannabinol, which is the active ingredient in marijuana, cannabis, draw, weed, call it what you will.

Marijuana T-Shirt

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt

I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt. A list of some of the finest varieties and blends of tea. We love them all. Featuring everything from Earl Grey to English Breakfast and from rooibos to oolong.

I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt

Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt. Gonzo's premier exponent and gun-toting psychedelic genius, Hunter S Thompson, with his views on narcotics, firearms and mental instability: I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt

Ecstasy T-Shirt. The chemical constitution of MDMA, ecstasy, e, x or whatever you prefer to refer to is as.

Ecstasy T-Shirt

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt

Cocaine T-Shirt. The chemical constitution of cocaine, bing, charlie, coke, Bolivian marching powder or whatever you care to refer to is as.

Cocaine T-Shirt

Britannia Tobacco T-Shirt. Taken from the days before you became a social pariah for partaking in a bit of the demon weed; in fact, you could even get away with using an image of the great Britannia herself to market your wares. This print depicts an 1800’s Plug Tobacco Label, originally a lithograph and used to mark crates of tobacco. The style of this label, for the Watson & McGill Co of Petersburg, Virginia, features a “Britannia” figure, a snake wrapped around her right arm and a spittoon lying at her feet.

Britannia Tobacco T-Shirt

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