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Below are all the designs available from RedMolotov.com as Yellow Men's T-Shirts. Our yellow t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (200 g/m²) and 100% combed cotton. Featuring: 2.3cm knit collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, fine gauge knit, front coverseaming on collar and tubular body construction for shape retention.

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Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt. One of the most famous quotes from Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, summing-up his view of the paradox offered by traditional political theory: freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice, and Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality
Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt
Marvin T-Shirt. What to do with a maniacally depressed robot? You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a maniacally depressed robot? Life, don't talk to me about life
Marvin T-Shirt
Carl Sagan Apple Pie T-Shirt. Our favourite atheist astronomer's succinct demonstration that everything in the universe is fundamentally interconnected: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan "Apple Pie" T-Shirt
Groucho Marx T-Shirt. Julius Henry Groucho Marx, complete with moustache, eyebrows and glasses. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Groucho Marx T-Shirt
I'm Not From Around Here, I'm From The Internet T-Shirt. Just what is reality anyway? For anyone who has perhaps spent too long online in a parallel binary universe.
I'm Not From Around Here, I'm From The Internet T-Shirt
Hitch-Hikers' Guide In The Beginning T-Shirt. The opening lines to the Hitch Hikers' Guide To The Galaxy, the greatest pan-galactic epic ever created: In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a bad idea
Hitch-Hikers' Guide "In The Beginning" T-Shirt
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt. A simple answer to a complex problem. And one that will lead to the inevitable demise of the lollipop-lady.
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt
Poppy Racial Harmony T-Shirt. Poppy knew about racial harmony, but sometimes it didn't seem a particularly good idea to be white
Poppy Racial Harmony T-Shirt
Poppy Health And Safety T-Shirt. This health and safety thing was getting on Poppy's nerves
Poppy Health And Safety T-Shirt
Poppy Risk Assessments T-Shirt. As yet, risk assessments had not featured in Poppy's life
Poppy Risk Assessments T-Shirt
Poppy Rug And Cushions T-Shirt. Poppy was beginning to feel very uncomfortable with the new rug and cushions
Poppy Rug And Cushions T-Shirt
Poppy Carbon Footprint T-Shirt. Poppy was almost definitely sure that was dirt and not carbon
Poppy Carbon Footprint T-Shirt
Poppy French T-Shirt. Poppy was trying to embrace European life but something seemed a bit ominous
Poppy French T-Shirt
Poppy Tiring And Stressful Day T-Shirt. It had been a very tiring and stressful day. Poppy just needed to relax for a moment
Poppy Tiring And Stressful Day T-Shirt
Poppy Breakfast T-Shirt. Poppy wondered if that was similar to s a l m o n
Poppy Breakfast T-Shirt
Poppy Arguments T-Shirt. Poppy thought that perhaps arguments could take place after someone... anyone... had fed the cat
Poppy Arguments T-Shirt
Poppy Nightmare T-Shirt. Poppy prepared herself for a possible nightmare
Poppy Nightmare T-Shirt
Poppy One Turbot One Halibut T-Shirt. One turbot, one halibut. Service please chef...?
Poppy One Turbot One Halibut T-Shirt
Poppy Great British Weather T-Shirt. Poppy was getting tired of the 'great' British weather
Poppy Great British Weather T-Shirt
Poppy Empathy T-Shirt. Poppy was struggling to remember what her tutor had said about 'empathy' on her Life Skills course
Poppy Empathy T-Shirt
Poppy Holiday T-Shirt. Just for the records... thought Poppy... 'Poppy' wasn't looking forward to the canal trip
Poppy Holiday T-Shirt
Poppy Adrenaline Junkie T-Shirt. The adrenaline junkie came out in Poppy... she just wanted to have a look to begin with.
Poppy "Adrenaline Junkie" T-Shirt
Karl Marx I Warned You This Would Happen T-Shirt. So, it has been established that free-market capitalism merely leads to rampant greed and exploitation and results in an inevitable financial collapse. Whoever would have thought it? Well, Karl Heinrich Marx warned you about all this almost 150 years ago.
Karl Marx "I Warned You This Would Happen" T-Shirt
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt. Media control: The Sun, The News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Express, The Mirror, The Telegraph, The Guardian, ad bloody infinitum. Lies, lies, lies. Don't swallow anyone else's agenda and the myth of a free press when it is completely controlled by vested interests.
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt
Complex Number T-Shirt. Are you the square root of minus one? If so, you quite clearly are a complex individual. Show your contempt for the normal, the rational and even the real. Live your life on the complex plane. i<sup>2</sup>=-1
Complex Number T-Shirt
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt. The classic 208 logo from the radio station that, it is argued, led to the creation of pop music in the 50s and 60s.
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt. Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago.
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt
James May T-Shirt. The other one off Top Gear: not Clarkson or Hammond but Captain Slow himself, Mr James May. Oh cock!
James May T-Shirt
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt. Are you an asylum seeker? An immigrant? A gypsy? A republican? Jewish? Homosexual? Bisexual? A socialist? An atheist? Perhaps your skin colour is a few shades darker than the accepted norm? Do you even, heaven forbid, hold liberal views? Then burn in hell for all eternity for the self-appointed voice of middle England has passed judgement on you.
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt
Lenin Poster T-Shirt. An image of Vladimir Ilych Lenin taken from a cold-war era Soviet poster. The leader of the October Revolution is pictured in front of the flag of the USSR.
Lenin Poster T-Shirt
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt. Always read the small print.
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt
Heart Bomb T-Shirt. A bomb made from hearts. Juxtaposition of love and hate. How cute. And explosive. Printed in beautifully shiny silver or gold.
Heart Bomb T-Shirt
Shane MacGowan T-Shirt. The frontman of Irish-influenced punk band the Pogues and musical lyrical genius, resplendent with his trademark toothless grin.
Shane MacGowan T-Shirt
Das Kapital Opening Lines T-Shirt. The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,” its unit being a single commodity. Our investigation must therefore begin with the analysis of a commodity. The opening lines to Part 1, Chapter 1, Section 1 of Karl Marx's Das Kapital, the treatise on political economy that caused all that trouble in the first place.
Das Kapital Opening Lines T-Shirt
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt. A punk slogan allegedly coined by the Sex Pistols and originally aimed at Richard Branson.
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt
Radio Caroline T-Shirt. Coming at you direct from a ship moored somewhere in the North Sea: the logo of the legendary pirate radio station.
Radio Caroline T-Shirt
Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt. Gonzo's premier exponent and gun-toting psychedelic genius, Hunter S Thompson, with his views on narcotics, firearms and mental instability: I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt. Every current serving Tory MP that was educated at Eton, plus the current Mayor of London (who also attended the college). The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot, Henry Bellingham, David Cameron, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Philip Dunne, Rt Hon David Heathcoat-Amory, The Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC, Nick Hurd, Boris Johnson, The Rt Hon Oliver Letwin, The Hon Nicholas Soames, Hugo Swire, David Tredinnick, Bill Wiggin and Sir George Young. The current going rate for a place at Eton is in the region of £28,000 per year
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt
Free Speech T-Shirt. Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.
Free Speech T-Shirt
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt. The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt
Barack Obama T-Shirt. The Democratic Party of the US's candidate for the 2008 presidential election. Vote change: the future for the United States of America.
Barack Obama T-Shirt
Dead Parrot T-Shirt. A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.
Dead Parrot T-Shirt
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt. Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt. Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt bearing the logo of Harvard, Georgetown or UCLA. Make an educational statement courtesy of Brent's finest: Neasden Polytechnic (probably now called the University of West London or similar)
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt
If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt. If you yearn for those heady days of spandex and brown corduroys, of disco and glam rock, of drink driving and the three day week then this is the t-shirt for you. If found, please return to the 1970s.
If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age... If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we've got just the man for you, and his name is Dave Grohl.
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt
Salvador Allende T-Shirt. The first Marxist leader to gain power via democratic means, Allende was elected President of Chile in 1970. His socialist policies, and his relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba, brought him into dispute with the capitalist world, most notably the United States, and resulted in the military coup of September 11th 1973 where he was overthrown by an allegedly western-backed General Pinochet (whose death squads subsequently murdered up to 1000 political opponents in the following months). The quote on this design ¡Viva Chile! ¡Viva el pueblo! ¡Vivan los trabajadores! (Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers!) are the closing lines of his final radio address on the morning of his death.
Salvador Allende T-Shirt
I Evolved T-Shirt. Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved.
I Evolved T-Shirt
Battersea Power Station T-Shirt. One of the most iconic pieces of architecture in London. The image of the derelict Battersea Power Station has featured on several album covers (including Pick Floyd's Animals) and appeared on numerous other pieces of contemporary design.
Battersea Power Station T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br>
Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt. We think Clarkson should have a go at running the country. The inimitable host of the BBC's Top Gear is a bit of a hero of ours and we're sure he'd make sure that the trains ran on time. Well, if he didn't abolish them all that is. Vote Jezza for Prime Minister!
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt. A statement that should be burned on the conciousness of every political leader: When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. This quote is often attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt. Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your appreciation of the devil's music, complete with the sign of the horns. Let's ROCK!
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt
Screw This T-Shirt. Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine.
Screw This T-Shirt
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt. George Cole and Dennis Waterman, stars of the 80s TV classic Minder. Cole played Arthur Daley in possibly his most famous role - he also appeared in the St Trinian's film as Flash Harry as well as numerous other films and TV shows. Dennis Waterman also starred in the Sweeney.
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt. George Orwell voices his mistrust for those who seek to engage in revolutionary activities in order to establish a position of authority: Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt
Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.
Obey T-Shirt
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt. Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: They don't like it up 'em. Don't panic!
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt
Will Self T-Shirt. Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live.
Will Self T-Shirt
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt. We've already had one morally vapid, Texan oil baron take his place as the most powerful man in the world, so why not everyone's favourite Dallas anti-hero? The election poster for our prime-time soap star candidate is depicted here, complete with ten gallon Stetson.
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt
Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.
Irony T-Shirt
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
This Land Is Your Land Woody Guthrie T-Shirt. This land is your land, and this land is my land, from California, to the New York island... Woody Guthrie, one of the godfathers of folk music, with his ode to collectivism, community, patriotism; interpret it how you will.
"This Land Is Your Land" Woody Guthrie T-Shirt
Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.
Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt
Full English Breakfast T-Shirt. In outline: Two rashers of bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomato, mushrooms and two toast. Sorts you out. Lovely.
Full English Breakfast T-Shirt
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.
Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt
Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt. The Audi UR Quattro, as driven by DCI Gene Hunt in the BBC's excellent Ashes To Ashes and featuring retro 80s-style writing. Welcome to 1981.
Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt
Kill Bambi T-Shirt. Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un...
Kill Bambi T-Shirt
Mona Lisa T-Shirt. La Gioconda by Italian Renaissance artist Leonardo Da Vinci. The image has been rasterized to create an approximation of the original made up entirely of large multicoloured dots.
Mona Lisa T-Shirt
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt. John, Paul, George and Ringo cross the road outside Abbey Road Studios, St John's Wood, NW8.
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt
Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!
Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>  
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>  
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt
The Trial Opening Lines T-Shirt. The Trial by Franz Kafka is one of the greatest pieces of dystopian literature. The protagonist, known only as Josef K., awakes to find himself trapped in a nightmare. He is arrested, but is unable to establish what he is accused of having done, or how he can go about proving his innocence. The famous opening line of the novel Someone must have made a false accusation against Josef K., for he was arrested one morning without having done anything wrong is used on this design along with an image of Kafka's Man at Table sketch.
The Trial Opening Lines T-Shirt
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt. Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussain some years ago. Above it, the legend: Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken.
Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt
Tesco Value Baked Beans Tin T-Shirt. Andy Warhol's 1962 Campbell's Coup Can given a 21st century makeover. If pop-art is intended to be a mirror on contemporary society, then this is surely the ideal subject for the modern age: one of the most recognisable, yet mundane, brands in modern Britain. Tesco Value beans in tomato sauce, in a tin.
Tesco Value Baked Beans Tin T-Shirt
Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.
Nonce Sense T-Shirt
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt
Sir Alan Sugar You're Fired T-Shirt. The pantomime villain from the Apprentice TV show, Sir Alan Sugar. Pictured here in his younger days alongside his trademark catchphrase You're fired in Amstrad style font.
Sir Alan Sugar "You're Fired" T-Shirt
Free Tibet T-Shirt. A t-shirt for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. In fact, as the flag of Tibet is outlawed by the People's Republic of China it is extremely likely that this t-shirt design is also illegal. Show your opposition to over 50 years of illegal occupation.
Free Tibet T-Shirt
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt. The logo of Derek and Rodney Trotter's empire. As seen on the side of many a yellow Reliant Robin van throughout the ages. Trotters Independent Trading Company: New York, Paris, Peckham. From the TV show Only Fools and Horses.
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt. For anyone whose letter went unanswered; Jimmy Saville clearly has a lot to answer for. No matter, hopefully this Jim'll Fix It design on the original logo will make up for all the disappointments.
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt
Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
Say No To Cake T-Shirt
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt. Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal corporation
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt
Home Taping Is Killing  Music T-Shirt. The slogan and logo of the British Phonographic Industry's anti-piracy campaign of the 1980s. The classic tape and crossbones and threatening addendum AND IT'S ILLEGAL never seemed to stop mix-tape makers twenty years ago, and certainly has not stopped filesharers and torrents users today.
Home Taping Is Killing Music T-Shirt
Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt. The original leader and spokesperson of the Beat Generation. Allen Ginsberg: radical, nonconformist, free-speech activist, gay rights campaigner and poet. His image on this t-shirt is overlaid with the classic opening lines to his 1956 poem Howl: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, 
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz
Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt
George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt. One of the greatest authors in British history, George Orwell a.k.a. Eric Arthur Blair. A hero of anyone struggling against tyranny, his philosophies on civil liberties, human rights and authority can be summed up nicely by the quote on this t-shirt design: If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear
George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt. Mohandas Karamchand (Mahatma) Gandhi, leader of the Indian independence movement, pioneer of non-violent resistance and father of the Indian nation. This t-shirt design incorporates an image of the great man, along with one of his most famous quotes: Where there is love, there is life
Mahatma Gandhi T-Shirt
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt. Complete with an image of Julius Caesar, SPQR: Senātus Populusque Rōmānus (or The Senate and the People of Rome). The notion of the freedom of the citizens of ancient Rome, and the fact that power and authority therefore was held by the population, forms the basis for modern democratic rights.
SPQR - Senatus Populusque Romanus T-Shirt
1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt. The classic opening lines to George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece Nineteen Eighty-Four: It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. In which Winston Smith questions the totalitarian system in which he lives. Big Brother is watching you.
1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt
Lily Tomlin Rat Race Quote T-Shirt. A t-shirt design celebrating American actress and comedienne Lily Tomlin's views on the modern world: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat
Lily Tomlin "Rat Race" Quote T-Shirt
Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.
Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt
Apollo Lunar Module T-Shirt. Responsible for transporting the first humans onto the surface of the moon, and safely off again. This t-shirt design is taken from the original NASA diagrams.
Apollo Lunar Module T-Shirt
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt. Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I Love Tea.
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt. Beware the power of thought. It could land you in trouble.
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten T-Shirt
Angels With Machine Guns T-Shirt. Adapted from a piece of early 20th century tattoo flash, the design juxtaposes the angel figures with sub machine guns.
Angels With Machine Guns T-Shirt
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator. There was even a whole sub-section -- Pornosec, it was called in Newspeak -- engaged in producing the lowest kind of pornography, which was sent out in sealed packets and which no Party member, other than those who worked on it, was permitted to look at.... If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength. would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt
Cassette Tape T-Shirt. Taken from a time when technology was considerably more hands-on. This diagram comes from an instruction manual where the user is shown how to deal with the dreaded tape-chewing cassette player.
Cassette Tape T-Shirt
California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.
California Über Alles T-Shirt
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt
Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt. Presenter of Channel 4's excellent Grand Designs. A suggestion for a way in which to pass an evening whilst Kevin despair as he watches someone try to build a roof out of a mixture of moss and recycled cardboard: try to guess how many times he will utter the word integrity over the course of an hour-long programme.
Kevin McCloud: Integrity T-Shirt
40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt. 50 is the Youth of Old Age. OK, so we are all getting older. Grey hair, crows' feet, incessant aches and pains where once there were none. Perhaps you are even starting to grow your forehead? Whatever your situation, you can be guaranteed (well, sort of) to be cheered-up with these words of wisdom from the great Victor Hugo: forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age
40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt
Two Swallows T-Shirt. The classic swallow tattoo design reworked for a t-shirt.
Two Swallows T-Shirt
I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt. A list of some of the finest varieties and blends of tea. We love them all. Featuring everything from Earl Grey to English Breakfast and from rooibos to oolong.
I Love Tea: List Of Teas T-Shirt
Morecambe and Wise T-Shirt. Eric and Ernie. Morecambe and Wise. Two of the greatest comic performers ever. What do you think of it so far? Rubbish!
Morecambe and Wise T-Shirt
Supermarine Spitfire T-Shirt. The fighter plane that won the Battle of Britain.
Supermarine Spitfire T-Shirt
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt. Complete with an MRI of a person's skull. For anyone who doesn't want the world to know their thoughts.
I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Brain T-Shirt
Rush Red Star T-Shirt. Neil Peart, possibly the best drummer in the world, explaining Rush's imagery and individualist philosophy: All it means is the abstract man against the masses. The red star symbolises any collectivist activity
Rush Red Star T-Shirt
William Hogarth's Gin Lane T-Shirt. In what might be Hogarth's most famous work, we see for ourselves the horrors of binge-drinking, 1750s style. The effects of the London gin craze are there for all to see, from the flourishing pawnbroker and funeral director to the suicide victim and the people resorting to eating bones. Most striking, however, is woman pictured in the  centre, dressed in rags with her baby dropping from her arms as she takes her snuff.
William Hogarth's Gin Lane T-Shirt
Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt. Taken from Fyodor Dostoevsky's 1866 Nihilist literary classic: On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S.  Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge.
Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt