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Below are all the designs available from RedMolotov.com as White Men's T-Shirts. Our white t-shirts are all high quality, heavyweight (200 g/m²) and 100% combed cotton. Featuring: 2.3cm knit collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, fine gauge knit, front coverseaming on collar and tubular body construction for shape retention.

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Professional Yorkshire Lass T-Shirt. Fer tha reet fine lass. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Because you're from Yorkshire: say what you like and like what you bloody well say.
Professional Yorkshire Lass T-Shirt
Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt. One of the most famous quotes from Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, summing-up his view of the paradox offered by traditional political theory: freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice, and Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality
Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt
Marvin T-Shirt. What to do with a maniacally depressed robot? You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a maniacally depressed robot? Life, don't talk to me about life
Marvin T-Shirt
Carl Sagan Apple Pie T-Shirt. Our favourite atheist astronomer's succinct demonstration that everything in the universe is fundamentally interconnected: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan "Apple Pie" T-Shirt
Groucho Marx T-Shirt. Julius Henry Groucho Marx, complete with moustache, eyebrows and glasses. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Groucho Marx T-Shirt
Hitch-Hikers' Guide In The Beginning T-Shirt. The opening lines to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, part one of the five-part Hitch Hikers' Guide To The Galaxy trilogy; probably the greatest pan-galactic epic ever written. In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a bad move
Hitch-Hikers' Guide "In The Beginning" T-Shirt
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt. A simple answer to a complex problem. And one that will lead to the inevitable demise of the lollipop-lady.
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt. Media control: The Sun, The News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Express, The Mirror, The Telegraph, The Guardian, ad bloody infinitum. Lies, lies, lies. Don't swallow anyone else's agenda and the myth of a free press when it is completely controlled by vested interests.
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt
Complex Number T-Shirt. Are you the square root of minus one? If so, you quite clearly are a complex individual. Show your contempt for the normal, the rational and even the real. Live your life on the complex plane. i<sup>2</sup>=-1
Complex Number T-Shirt
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt. The classic 208 logo from the radio station that, it is argued, led to the creation of pop music in the 50s and 60s.
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt. Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago.
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt
James May T-Shirt. The other one off Top Gear: not Clarkson or Hammond but Captain Slow himself, Mr James May. Oh cock!
James May T-Shirt
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt. Are you an asylum seeker? An immigrant? A gypsy? A republican? Jewish? Homosexual? Bisexual? A socialist? An atheist? Perhaps your skin colour is a few shades darker than the accepted norm? Do you even, heaven forbid, hold liberal views? Then burn in hell for all eternity for the self-appointed voice of middle England has passed judgement on you.
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt
Lenin Poster T-Shirt. An image of Vladimir Ilych Lenin taken from a cold-war era Soviet poster. The leader of the October Revolution is pictured in front of the flag of the USSR.
Lenin Poster T-Shirt
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt. Always read the small print.
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt
Heart Bomb T-Shirt. A bomb made from hearts. Juxtaposition of love and hate. How cute. And explosive. Printed in beautifully shiny silver or gold.
Heart Bomb T-Shirt
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt. A punk slogan allegedly coined by the Sex Pistols and originally aimed at Richard Branson.
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt
Radio Caroline T-Shirt. Coming at you direct from a ship moored somewhere in the North Sea: the logo of the legendary pirate radio station.
Radio Caroline T-Shirt
Free Speech T-Shirt. Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.
Free Speech T-Shirt
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt. The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt
Dead Parrot T-Shirt. A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.
Dead Parrot T-Shirt
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt. Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt. Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt bearing the logo of Harvard, Georgetown or UCLA. Make an educational statement courtesy of Brent's finest: Neasden Polytechnic (probably now called the University of West London or similar)
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age... If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we've got just the man for you, and his name is Dave Grohl.
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt
Salvador Allende T-Shirt. The first Marxist leader to gain power via democratic means, Allende was elected President of Chile in 1970. His socialist policies, and his relationship with Fidel Castro in Cuba, brought him into dispute with the capitalist world, most notably the United States, and resulted in the military coup of September 11th 1973 where he was overthrown by an allegedly western-backed General Pinochet (whose death squads subsequently murdered up to 1000 political opponents in the following months). The quote on this design ¡Viva Chile! ¡Viva el pueblo! ¡Vivan los trabajadores! (Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers!) are the closing lines of his final radio address on the morning of his death.
Salvador Allende T-Shirt
I Evolved T-Shirt. Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved.
I Evolved T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br>
Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt. We think Clarkson should have a go at running the country. The inimitable host of the BBC's Top Gear is a bit of a hero of ours and we're sure he'd make sure that the trains ran on time. Well, if he didn't abolish them all that is. Vote Jezza for Prime Minister!
Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt. A statement that should be burned on the conciousness of every political leader: When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. This quote is often attributed to Thomas Jefferson.
When the Government Fears The People T-Shirt
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt. Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your appreciation of the devil's music, complete with the sign of the horns. Let's ROCK!
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt
Screw This T-Shirt. Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine.
Screw This T-Shirt
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt. George Cole and Dennis Waterman, stars of the 80s TV classic Minder. Cole played Arthur Daley in possibly his most famous role - he also appeared in the St Trinian's film as Flash Harry as well as numerous other films and TV shows. Dennis Waterman also starred in the Sweeney.
The World Is Your Lobster T-Shirt
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt. George Orwell voices his mistrust for those who seek to engage in revolutionary activities in order to establish a position of authority: Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt
Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.
Obey T-Shirt
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt. Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: They don't like it up 'em. Don't panic!
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt
Will Self T-Shirt. Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live.
Will Self T-Shirt
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt. We've already had one morally vapid, Texan oil baron take his place as the most powerful man in the world, so why not everyone's favourite Dallas anti-hero? The election poster for our prime-time soap star candidate is depicted here, complete with ten gallon Stetson.
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt
Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.
Irony T-Shirt
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
This Land Is Your Land Woody Guthrie T-Shirt. This land is your land, and this land is my land, from California, to the New York island... Woody Guthrie, one of the godfathers of folk music, with his ode to collectivism, community, patriotism; interpret it how you will.
"This Land Is Your Land" Woody Guthrie T-Shirt
Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.
Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.
US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt
Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.
Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt
Kill Bambi T-Shirt. Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un...
Kill Bambi T-Shirt
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt. John, Paul, George and Ringo cross the road outside Abbey Road Studios, St John's Wood, NW8.
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt
Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!
Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>  
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>  
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt
Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.
Nonce Sense T-Shirt
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt
Sir Alan Sugar You're Fired T-Shirt. The pantomime villain from the Apprentice TV show, Sir Alan Sugar. Pictured here in his younger days alongside his trademark catchphrase You're fired in Amstrad style font.
Sir Alan Sugar "You're Fired" T-Shirt
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt. The logo of Derek and Rodney Trotter's empire. As seen on the side of many a yellow Reliant Robin van throughout the ages. Trotters Independent Trading Company: New York, Paris, Peckham. From the TV show Only Fools and Horses.
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt. For anyone whose letter went unanswered; Jimmy Saville clearly has a lot to answer for. No matter, hopefully this Jim'll Fix It design on the original logo will make up for all the disappointments.
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt
Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
Say No To Cake T-Shirt
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt. Subversion n. the act or an instance of subverting a legally constituted government, institution, etc. Incorporated vb. organised and maintained as a legal corporation
Subversion Incorporated T-Shirt
Home Taping Is Killing  Music T-Shirt. The slogan and logo of the British Phonographic Industry's anti-piracy campaign of the 1980s. The classic tape and crossbones and threatening addendum AND IT'S ILLEGAL never seemed to stop mix-tape makers twenty years ago, and certainly has not stopped filesharers and torrents users today.
Home Taping Is Killing Music T-Shirt
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt. Instructions for producing the perfect cuppa. Water a 100 degrees Celsius, brew for five minutes and add milk and sugar to taste. Mine's milk with none. I Love Tea.
Tea Making Diagram - I Love Tea T-Shirt
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt. And the Ministry had not only to supply the multifarious needs of the party, but also to repeat the whole operation at a lower level for the benefit of the proletariat. There was a whole chain of separate departments dealing with proletarian literature, music, drama, and entertainment generally. Here were produced rubbishy newspapers containing almost nothing except sport, crime and astrology, sensational five-cent novelettes, films oozing with sex, and sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator. There was even a whole sub-section -- Pornosec, it was called in Newspeak -- engaged in producing the lowest kind of pornography, which was sent out in sealed packets and which no Party member, other than those who worked on it, was permitted to look at.... If there was hope, it must lie in the proles, because only there in those swarming disregarded masses, 85 per cent of the population of Oceania, could the force to destroy the Party ever be generated. The Party could not be overthrown from within. Its enemies, if it had any enemies, had no way of coming together or even of identifying one another. Even if the legendary Brotherhood existed, as just possibly it might, it was inconceivable that its members could ever assemble in larger numbers than twos and threes. Rebellion meant a look in the eyes, an inflexion of the voice, at the most, an occasional whispered word. But the proles, if only they could somehow become conscious of their own strength. would have no need to conspire. They needed only to rise up and shake themselves like a horse shaking off flies. If they chose they could blow the Party to pieces tomorrow morning. Surely sooner or later it must occur to them to do it? And yet-!
One Hundred Percent Prole T-Shirt
California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.
California Über Alles T-Shirt
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.
London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt
40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt. 50 is the Youth of Old Age. OK, so we are all getting older. Grey hair, crows' feet, incessant aches and pains where once there were none. Perhaps you are even starting to grow your forehead? Whatever your situation, you can be guaranteed (well, sort of) to be cheered-up with these words of wisdom from the great Victor Hugo: forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age
40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt
Morecambe and Wise T-Shirt. Eric and Ernie. Morecambe and Wise. Two of the greatest comic performers ever. What do you think of it so far? Rubbish!
Morecambe and Wise T-Shirt
Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt. One of the major scientific achievements of the late 20th Century. A sheep named Dolly and her clone, Dolly.
Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt. A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt
Ratners Total Crap T-Shirt. Printed in 9-carat gold coloured text, Gerald Ratner's infamous technique of brand-building: People say, How can you sell this for such a low price? I say, Because it's  total crap.
Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt
BoJo For London T-Shirt. Show your support for Boris Johnson, affectionately known as BoJo in his bid to become president of that terribly big city with all those jolly nice buildings, what.
BoJo For London T-Shirt
Tony Wilson T-Shirt. The man known as Mr Manchester. The late Anthony H. Wilson, the man who signed both Joy Division and the Happy Mondays, founder of the Ha
Tony Wilson T-Shirt
Protect And Survive T-Shirt. This t-shirt is for every child of the cold war who used to wake-up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night fearing the missiles were already on their way over. The original Protect and Survive Public Information Films and booklets from the 70s and 80s told you how to survive a nuclear holocaust by hiding under your stairs. If you ever get nostalgic for the days when you used to stockpile baked beans then you too can relive all that tension, excitement, paranoia and completely useless advice with this t-shirt.
Protect And Survive T-Shirt
Roy Lichtenstein Pistol T-Shirt. Based on Roy Lichtenstein's classic 1964 Pistol pop-art image.
Roy Lichtenstein Pistol T-Shirt
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt. Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur.
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt
Tony Hancock T-Shirt. Comedy genius of the 50s and 60s who laid down many of the foundations of modern comedy in Hancock's Half Hour.
Tony Hancock T-Shirt
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt. Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow anything to pass without question.
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt
I Am Perfect T-Shirt. The equation of the golden ratio
I Am Perfect T-Shirt
Solidarity T-Shirt. Niezależny Samorządny Związek Zawodowy Solidarność. Famously led by Lech Wałęsa, the Solidarity Trade Union was central in restoring freedom to Poland in the late 80s.
Solidarity T-Shirt
Tommy Cooper T-Shirt. A sadly missed comedy legend, complete with trademark fez. I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already
Tommy Cooper T-Shirt
Idiots Outside T-Shirt. A spoof on the old Intel Inside logo. A perfect t-shirt for those who regularly despair about the state of their fellow humanity.
Idiots Outside T-Shirt
Commodore T-Shirt. 1980s computer chic. Whether you had an Amiga or the classic 64, chances are any modern-day geek grew up learning their trade using a Commodore computer.
Commodore T-Shirt
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt. The logo of the 1972 Summer Olympic Games in Munich, often described as the bright sun logo. The 72 Games saw the advent of much iconic imagery and architecture, of which this logo was a part.
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt. Champion every cause of the poor and oppressed. Even those that inconveniently contradict some of the others causes that you are championing. Just remember: it's all your fault. Everything.
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt
Immoral Minority T-Shirt. Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted moral majority? Feel that your own ethics are somewhat out of kilter with those that the mainstream seeks to impose on you? Well, you must be part of the, presumably smaller and less self-righteous, immoral minority.
Immoral Minority T-Shirt
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in black.
Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt
Ford Cortina T-Shirt. But he's just like everyone, he's got a Ford Cortina and it just won’t run without fuel. Fill 'er up Jacko! Based on an original advert for the classic Ford Cortina 1600 E - only £1399!
Ford Cortina T-Shirt
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt
Patrick Bateman: American Psycho T-Shirt. Buff. Armani suit. Patent-leather slip-ons by Baker-Benjes. Silk Dunhill tie. Hand axe.
Patrick Bateman: American Psycho T-Shirt
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt
Death Or Glory T-Shirt. Refrain of every person with a cause to fight. From every dingy basement, on every dingy street, every dragging handclap over every dragging beat. It's just the beat of time, the beat that must go on, if you've been trying for years, we already heard your song: Death or glory becomes just another story. Death or glory, just another story?
Death Or Glory T-Shirt
Guy Fawkes Vote Guido T-Shirt. The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow the lot of them to high heaven.
Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt. The staple of every IT support technician when presented with an unfathomable computer problem. Have you also, perhaps, tried hitting it with a large sledgehammer?
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt
Northern Soul T-Shirt. Pack up your 7-inches and head on down to the all-nighter at Wigan Casino. The classic 1960's Northern Soul logo.
Northern Soul T-Shirt
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt. A 21st century take on a decidedly 20th century slogan. The Internet is the future, and anyone can be a celebrity...
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt. The Fall's Mark E Smith prophesises hope for Northern England.
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt
Bez T-Shirt. The former Happy Mondays' and Black Grape maracas-wielding nutcase and Celebrity Big Brother winner. It's Bez. With his maracas.
Bez T-Shirt
I Am Not An American T-Shirt. Make sure the locals are friendly in the 90% of the inhabited world that the United States have offended.
I Am Not An American T-Shirt
Fascist Snake Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt. A t-shirt based on classic Spanish Civil War propaganda imagery. In this design the pure, naked, muscular revolutionary swings his simple weapon at the coiled fascist beast. The image is a stylised version of a Confederacion Nacional del Trabajo (an anarcho-syndicalist trade union) Spanish Civil War poster designed to aid recruitment to their cause.
"Fascist Snake" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt
Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt. Several glittering carats of pure carbon polymorph, known to some people simply as diamonds. Printed in silver.
Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt
Al Front Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt. A t-shirt design dating from the Spanish Civil War of 1936-39. This t-shirt depicts a stylised recruiting poster for the CNT (Confederacion Nacional del Trabajo) and FAI (Federacion Anarquista Iberica), both of which were Republican organisations in Catalonia. The text literally reads To The Front.
"Al Front" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt. So you know a thing or two about this whole Interweb thing, and you can tell your USB from your IEEE? Do you also then find that on arrival at anyone’s home or place of work you are instantly regaled with tales of their IT woes and implored to spend the next six hours deleting porn from their PC? Well, do something about it then: wear this t-shirt.
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt
NKVD T-Shirt. Are you sick of all those people walking around wearing FBI t-shirts? Counter it by declaring your support for the People's Commisariat for Internal Affairs. After all, you can always send them to the gulag on a trumped-up or fabricated charge.
NKVD T-Shirt
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt. The concept of the glorious juxtaposition of contradictory text (this page intentionally left blank) on no-longer blank page writ large on a t-shirt (or mug).
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt
1984 War Is Peace T-Shirt. War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read your Prolefeed and never, ever question anything. From one of the finest pieces of literature ever; George Orwell's dystopian  masterpiece 1984.
1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt
Et Tu Brute T-Shirt. Shakespeare's take on Caesar's ultimate betrayal. You too, Brutus? Choose white or black print either on the front or, for extra poignancy, the back.
Et Tu Brute T-Shirt
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say. Also, for that reet nice lass in yer life, try our Professional Yorkshirelass design elsewhere on our site.
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt
Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt. Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi.
Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt
Lancy T-Shirt. Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancy Lancashire. God's county.
Lancy T-Shirt
Pete Doherty Albion T-Shirt. Gin in teacups and leaves on the lawn. Britain as Arcadia through the eyes of Pete Doherty.
Pete Doherty "Albion" T-Shirt
Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt. More than an anti-litter campaign, it's a state-wide attitude.
Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt. Declare your genius. You are the future.
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt. Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts, surely?
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt
George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt. The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea
George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt
David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.
David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt
Monkey Banana Gun T-Shirt. Don't do it, monkey! The ape clearly having had enough. Goodbye cruel world.
Monkey Banana Gun T-Shirt
Pele T-Shirt. Edson Arantes do Nascimento Pele – possibly the greatest footballer ever. Here seen with Jarzinho celebrating winning the 1970 World Cup for a then record third time in one of the most iconic football pictures of all time.
Pele T-Shirt
Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt. Choose your favourite words of wisdom, many taken from Chairman Mao's Little Red Book: In waking a tiger, use a long stick, Learn from the masses, and then teach them, Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun, Once all struggle is passed, miracles are possible, I voted for you during your last election.
Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt
Keith Moon T-Shirt. Scourge of hotel rooms (which he trashed), Rolls Royces (which he drove into swimming pools) and drum kits (which he would take to destroying onstage). The legendary drummer from the Who.
Keith Moon T-Shirt