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Below are all the designs available from RedMolotov.com as Navy Blue Hooded-Tops. Our navy blue hooded-tops are all high quality, heavyweight (300g/m²), 80% cotton/20% polyester mix. Featuring: Set in sleeves, double fabric hood with self-coloured drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed hem and cuffs and twin needle stitching to armholes, hems and cuffs.

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Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt. One of the most famous quotes from Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, summing-up his view of the paradox offered by traditional political theory: freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice, and Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality
Mikhail Bakunin T-Shirt
Marvin T-Shirt. What to do with a maniacally depressed robot? You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a maniacally depressed robot? Life, don't talk to me about life
Marvin T-Shirt
Carl Sagan Apple Pie T-Shirt. Our favourite atheist astronomer's succinct demonstration that everything in the universe is fundamentally interconnected: If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan "Apple Pie" T-Shirt
Groucho Marx T-Shirt. Julius Henry Groucho Marx, complete with moustache, eyebrows and glasses. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Groucho Marx T-Shirt
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt. Media control: The Sun, The News of the World, The Daily Mail, The Express, The Mirror, The Telegraph, The Guardian, ad bloody infinitum. Lies, lies, lies. Don't swallow anyone else's agenda and the myth of a free press when it is completely controlled by vested interests.
Don't Believe The Lies T-Shirt
Complex Number T-Shirt. Are you the square root of minus one? If so, you quite clearly are a complex individual. Show your contempt for the normal, the rational and even the real. Live your life on the complex plane. i<sup>2</sup>=-1
Complex Number T-Shirt
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt. The classic 208 logo from the radio station that, it is argued, led to the creation of pop music in the 50s and 60s.
Radio Luxembourg T-Shirt
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt. Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago.
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt. Are you an asylum seeker? An immigrant? A gypsy? A republican? Jewish? Homosexual? Bisexual? A socialist? An atheist? Perhaps your skin colour is a few shades darker than the accepted norm? Do you even, heaven forbid, hold liberal views? Then burn in hell for all eternity for the self-appointed voice of middle England has passed judgement on you.
I'm The One The Daily Mail Warned You About T-Shirt
Lenin Poster T-Shirt. An image of Vladimir Ilych Lenin taken from a cold-war era Soviet poster. The leader of the October Revolution is pictured in front of the flag of the USSR.
Lenin Poster T-Shirt
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt. Always read the small print.
Terms And Conditions Apply T-Shirt
Heart Bomb T-Shirt. A bomb made from hearts. Juxtaposition of love and hate. How cute. And explosive. Printed in beautifully shiny silver or gold.
Heart Bomb T-Shirt
Shane MacGowan T-Shirt. The frontman of Irish-influenced punk band the Pogues and musical lyrical genius, resplendent with his trademark toothless grin.
Shane MacGowan T-Shirt
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt. A punk slogan allegedly coined by the Sex Pistols and originally aimed at Richard Branson.
Never Trust A Hippy T-Shirt
Free Speech T-Shirt. Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.
Free Speech T-Shirt
Dead Parrot T-Shirt. A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.
Dead Parrot T-Shirt
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt. Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt. Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt bearing the logo of Harvard, Georgetown or UCLA. Make an educational statement courtesy of Brent's finest: Neasden Polytechnic (probably now called the University of West London or similar)
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br>
Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt. Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your appreciation of the devil's music, complete with the sign of the horns. Let's ROCK!
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt
Screw This T-Shirt. Printed in silver, a standard wing or butterfly, rack and pinion, metal corkscrew - used for extracting corks from bottles of wine.
Screw This T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt
Obey T-Shirt. Media control: Believe what you see. Consume. Comply. The media speaks the truth, the television the new drug of the nation. Sky, CNN, Fox, BBC. Obey. As the great George Orwell once said: He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything.
Obey T-Shirt
Lou Reed T-Shirt. The man behind much of the best work of the Velvet Underground and one of the main protagonists of the New York Art Rock movement of the 1960s.
Lou Reed T-Shirt
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt. Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: They don't like it up 'em. Don't panic!
They Don't Like It Up 'Em T-Shirt
TIE Fighter T-Shirt. A stylised image of a TIE advanced x1 Fighter as piloted by Darth Vader.
TIE Fighter T-Shirt
Will Self T-Shirt. Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live.
Will Self T-Shirt
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt. We've already had one morally vapid, Texan oil baron take his place as the most powerful man in the world, so why not everyone's favourite Dallas anti-hero? The election poster for our prime-time soap star candidate is depicted here, complete with ten gallon Stetson.
Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt
Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.
Irony T-Shirt
For The Motherland T-34 Tank T-Shirt. The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you prefer) against Nazi Germany. The slogan above the tank translates as For The Motherland in Russian and was one frequently painted on the side of T-34s entering battle.
"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank T-Shirt
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.
Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt
Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.
Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...
Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.
Doubleplusungood T-Shirt
Kill Bambi T-Shirt. Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un...
Kill Bambi T-Shirt
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt. John, Paul, George and Ringo cross the road outside Abbey Road Studios, St John's Wood, NW8.
Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt
Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!
Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>  
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>  
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt
Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.
Nonce Sense T-Shirt
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt. For anyone uncomfortable with the principle of the government holding and sharing fifty identifiable pieces of your personal information, including biometric information. This information will be accessible by a variety of government departments for any government purpose on the whim of the home secretary. It will be retained by those in power beyond your death, and, whilst some of the data held will be available for you to see, you will be unable to change it. Despite claims to the contrary by those who seek to implement ID cards within the UK, what is proposed is not of a similar nature to (nor even compatible with) schemes in operation in the rest of Europe, but is instead more similar to ones in operation in the People's Republic of China (although even there they do not record biometric information).
Say No To ID Cards T-Shirt
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt. The logo of Derek and Rodney Trotter's empire. As seen on the side of many a yellow Reliant Robin van throughout the ages. Trotters Independent Trading Company: New York, Paris, Peckham. From the TV show Only Fools and Horses.
Trotters Independent Trading T-Shirt
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt. For anyone whose letter went unanswered; Jimmy Saville clearly has a lot to answer for. No matter, hopefully this Jim'll Fix It design on the original logo will make up for all the disappointments.
Jim'll Fix It: Jim Fixed It For Me T-Shirt
Home Taping Is Killing  Music T-Shirt. The slogan and logo of the British Phonographic Industry's anti-piracy campaign of the 1980s. The classic tape and crossbones and threatening addendum AND IT'S ILLEGAL never seemed to stop mix-tape makers twenty years ago, and certainly has not stopped filesharers and torrents users today.
Home Taping Is Killing Music T-Shirt
Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt. Latin for First I, then I, thereafter I (or me, me, me)
Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt
California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.
California Über Alles T-Shirt
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt. A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.
Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt
The Osmonds T-Shirt. Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay and Donny: The Osmonds. 1970s supergroup. True rockers.
The Osmonds T-Shirt
Ratners Total Crap T-Shirt. Printed in 9-carat gold coloured text, Gerald Ratner's infamous technique of brand-building: People say, How can you sell this for such a low price? I say, Because it's  total crap.
Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt
Sinclair C5 T-Shirt. Brainchild of Sir Clive Sinclair, the vehicle that was all set to revolutionise transport in the 1980. Until people discovered that it was utter rubbish.
Sinclair C5 T-Shirt
Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Dragon. Well, apart from Peter Jones maybe. And that James Khan seems a very nice bloke. Deborah Meaden frankly scares us though. Star of the BBC TV show Dragons' Den, Duncan Bannatyne is shown here accompanied by a typical riposte delivered to the likes of some fool who has come up with the genius idea of printing topical t-shirts and selling them online: I don't like the product, I don't think it would sell, it's not a viable business, and I'm no so keen on you... and, for that reason, I'M OUT!
Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt
Protect And Survive T-Shirt. This t-shirt is for every child of the cold war who used to wake-up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night fearing the missiles were already on their way over. The original Protect and Survive Public Information Films and booklets from the 70s and 80s told you how to survive a nuclear holocaust by hiding under your stairs. If you ever get nostalgic for the days when you used to stockpile baked beans then you too can relive all that tension, excitement, paranoia and completely useless advice with this t-shirt.
Protect And Survive T-Shirt
Roy Lichtenstein Pistol T-Shirt. Based on Roy Lichtenstein's classic 1964 Pistol pop-art image.
Roy Lichtenstein Pistol T-Shirt
Chinese Soldier T-Shirt. Art from the Cultural Revolution, this image of a soldier of the People's Liberation Army dates from the early 70s.
Chinese Soldier T-Shirt
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt. Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur.
Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt
Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt. Scourge of the folly of religion. Critic of creationism. Atheist. Humanist. Genius.
Richard Dawkins Is God T-Shirt
Ian Botham Sir Beef T-Shirt. Knight of the Realm, Sir Ian Botham. Some would say he was England's greatest ever cricketer, almost certainly the best all-rounder. Beefy won the Ashes almost single-handedly in 1981 and achieved over 5000 runs and nearly 400 wickets in his fifteen year test career.
Ian Botham Sir Beef T-Shirt
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt. Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow anything to pass without question.
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt
I Am Perfect T-Shirt. The equation of the golden ratio
I Am Perfect T-Shirt
Solidarity T-Shirt. Niezależny Samorządny Związek Zawodowy Solidarność. Famously led by Lech Wałęsa, the Solidarity Trade Union was central in restoring freedom to Poland in the late 80s.
Solidarity T-Shirt
Governor of New Jersey: Tony Soprano T-Shirt. Anthony John Soprano, Sr. Leader of the DiMeo crime family and principal character in the Sopranos. The Boss.
Governor of New Jersey: Tony Soprano T-Shirt
Idiots Outside T-Shirt. A spoof on the old Intel Inside logo. A perfect t-shirt for those who regularly despair about the state of their fellow humanity.
Idiots Outside T-Shirt
Kazakhstan T-Shirt. Image based on the flag of Kazakhstan. Everyone's favourite Central Asian republic.
Kazakhstan T-Shirt
Commodore T-Shirt. 1980s computer chic. Whether you had an Amiga or the classic 64, chances are any modern-day geek grew up learning their trade using a Commodore computer.
Commodore T-Shirt
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt. The logo of the 1972 Summer Olympic Games in Munich, often described as the bright sun logo. The 72 Games saw the advent of much iconic imagery and architecture, of which this logo was a part.
Munich 72 Logo T-Shirt
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt. Champion every cause of the poor and oppressed. Even those that inconveniently contradict some of the others causes that you are championing. Just remember: it's all your fault. Everything.
I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt
Immoral Minority T-Shirt. Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted moral majority? Feel that your own ethics are somewhat out of kilter with those that the mainstream seeks to impose on you? Well, you must be part of the, presumably smaller and less self-righteous, immoral minority.
Immoral Minority T-Shirt
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in white.
Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt
Test Card T-Shirt. Carole Hersee, a blackboard and a scary-looking doll. The BBC's Test Card F. Apparently the clown-doll is called bubbles and, together with Carole, they have appeared on television for a combined total of more than eight years solid.
Test Card T-Shirt
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt
Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt. The godmother of civil disobedience and one of the founders of the suffragette movement, depicted here accompanied by one of her quotes: Trust in God; She will provide.
Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.
Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt
Death Or Glory T-Shirt. Refrain of every person with a cause to fight. From every dingy basement, on every dingy street, every dragging handclap over every dragging beat. It's just the beat of time, the beat that must go on, if you've been trying for years, we already heard your song: Death or glory becomes just another story. Death or glory, just another story?
Death Or Glory T-Shirt
Mexico 70 T-Shirt. Probably the best World Cup in history. Brazil, one of the best attacking sides ever featuring the likes of Pele, Carlos Alberto, Jairzinho et al, demolished Italy 4-1 in the final. The tournament also featured the likes of Bobby Moore, Gerd Muller, Franz Beckenbauer, Gigi Riva and Gordon Banks.
Mexico 70 T-Shirt
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt. The staple of every IT support technician when presented with an unfathomable computer problem. Have you also, perhaps, tried hitting it with a large sledgehammer?
Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt
Northern Soul T-Shirt. Pack up your 7-inches and head on down to the all-nighter at Wigan Casino. The classic 1960's Northern Soul logo.
Northern Soul T-Shirt
Peter Cook T-Shirt. Classic British satirist who was the former proprietor of Private Eye and gave us, amongst many other things, Not Only... But Also.
Peter Cook T-Shirt
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt. A 21st century take on a decidedly 20th century slogan. The Internet is the future, and anyone can be a celebrity...
The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt
Oscar Wilde Within Their Means Quote T-Shirt. Great Victorian playwright and wit Oscar Wilde's quote which resonates loudly in today's debt-ridden society: Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination
Oscar Wilde "Within Their Means" Quote T-Shirt
Jimi Hendrix T-Shirt. One of the world's great entertainers. Fender Stratocaster-wielding 60s icon Jimi Hendrix.
Jimi Hendrix T-Shirt
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt. For all third-born children. The devil resides within you.
The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt
Carlos The Jackal T-Shirt. Ilich Ramírez Sánchez. An ironic, Warhol-esque depiction of the bungling terrorist pin-up.
Carlos The Jackal T-Shirt
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt. The Fall's Mark E Smith prophesises hope for Northern England.
The North Will Rise Again T-Shirt
I Am Not An American T-Shirt. Make sure the locals are friendly in the 90% of the inhabited world that the United States have offended.
I Am Not An American T-Shirt
James Brown: Soul Brother Number One T-Shirt. The Godfather of Soul. The The Hardest Working Man in Show Business. The late, great James Joseph Brown 1933-2006.
James Brown: Soul Brother Number One T-Shirt
Bruce Brucie Forsyth T-Shirt. The much-loved Bruce Forsyth, host of countless game shows and light-entertainment spectaculars along with your choice of Brucie catchphrase: Good game, good game, Nice to see you, to see you nice, Nothing for a pair, not in this game and, of course, Didn't he do well?
Bruce "Brucie" Forsyth T-Shirt
Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt. Several glittering carats of pure carbon polymorph, known to some people simply as diamonds. Printed in silver.
Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt
Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt. So, the whole I am a doughnut thing may well disappointingly prove to be something of an urban legend, but we still like the idea!
Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt. So you know a thing or two about this whole Interweb thing, and you can tell your USB from your IEEE? Do you also then find that on arrival at anyone’s home or place of work you are instantly regaled with tales of their IT woes and implored to spend the next six hours deleting porn from their PC? Well, do something about it then: wear this t-shirt.
Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt
NKVD T-Shirt. Are you sick of all those people walking around wearing FBI t-shirts? Counter it by declaring your support for the People's Commisariat for Internal Affairs. After all, you can always send them to the gulag on a trumped-up or fabricated charge.
NKVD T-Shirt
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt. The concept of the glorious juxtaposition of contradictory text (this page intentionally left blank) on no-longer blank page writ large on a t-shirt (or mug).
This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt
1984 War Is Peace T-Shirt. War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read your Prolefeed and never, ever question anything. From one of the finest pieces of literature ever; George Orwell's dystopian  masterpiece 1984.
1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt
Et Tu Brute T-Shirt. Shakespeare's take on Caesar's ultimate betrayal. You too, Brutus? Choose white or black print either on the front or, for extra poignancy, the back.
Et Tu Brute T-Shirt
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say. Choose between Professional Yorkshireman and Professional Yorkshire Lass.
Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt
Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt. The ultimate betrayal of freedom. Features the coordinates of the illegal Camp X-Ray/Delta detention centre in Guantanamo Bay.
Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt
Lancy T-Shirt. Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancy Lancashire. God's county.
Lancy T-Shirt
Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt. More than an anti-litter campaign, it's a state-wide attitude.
Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt. Declare your genius. You are the future.
The Future of Rock and Roll T-Shirt
Polonium 210 T-Shirt. Every Russian secret agent's favourite element: Polonium. Taken straight from the periodic table. Drop some in your sushi today.
Polonium 210 T-Shirt
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt. Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts, surely?
Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt
Monty Panesar T-Shirt. The future of English spin. One of the country's finest young cricketers, Mudhsuden Singh Panesar is depicted resplendent in his patka and in typical celebratory pose.
Monty Panesar T-Shirt
Nonconformist T-Shirt. Wear you sign of nonconformity with pride. Because who wants to conform to the ideal of others?
Nonconformist T-Shirt
Paint Man T-Shirt. Stencil art from a Lisbon street. A man removing himself.
Paint Man T-Shirt
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt. Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.
Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt
Bill Hicks T-Shirt. A classic, much loved and much missed American comedian. I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am. So that's how it comes out.
Bill Hicks T-Shirt
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt. The tank that defeated Fascism? Quite possibly. Stalingrad's most famous export.
T-34 Kill All Fascists T-Shirt
Jack Kerouac Road To Heaven Quote T-Shirt. Taken from On The Road, Beat generation hero Kerouac's most famous work. Pass here and go on. You're on the road to heaven
Jack Kerouac "Road To Heaven" Quote T-Shirt
Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.
Darwin Fish T-Shirt
Gabba Gabba Hey T-Shirt. Call to arms of the Ramones and all-round punk-rock slogan.
Gabba Gabba Hey T-Shirt
Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt. A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is.
Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt. Do you find that you cannot run for the tube these days without abruptly being pinned down by undercover firearms officers and shot seven times in the head? If so, you really ought to have one of these.
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt
Hugo Chavez: White Print T-Shirt. Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, President of Venezuela. Advocate of pregressive and democratic socialism that has seen Venezuelan's today enjoy free universal socialised healthcare, free higher education, and seen illiteracy almost eliminated. Scourge of what he sees as the imperialism of the United States and other capitalist governments and hero of the native peoples of South America.

's leadership under Hugo Chavez has shown that popular organization and consciousness cannot be beaten. , completely free access to higher learning and highly advanced public education that has wiped out illiteracy in short time that Chavez has been in power. The rights established for poor farmers and indigenous people are the most advanced on the planet. Venezuela's stand for the environment is a giant leap forward and a global example in the face of G. W. Bush's anti-Kyoto attitude.
Hugo Chavez: White Print T-Shirt
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt. Does your 12-inch beard cause you problems with the authorities? Fed up of being taken aside for extra questioning at airports? Do you get stopped on the street regularly by police? Do you have a dozen police snipers camped in the house across the road from you? Make sure you get the message across.
I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt
Gordon Ramsey T-Shirt. Worst fucking meal fucking ever. You cunt.
Gordon Ramsey T-Shirt
B-52 T-Shirt. A Boeing B-52 Stratofortress bomber jettisoning its unholy payload.
B-52 T-Shirt
God Bless America T-Shirt. George Washington gets the Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen treatment. No Future?
God Bless America T-Shirt
Bob Dylan I Don't Believe You T-Shirt. From what is probably the most famous heckle in music history, and a defining moment in rock music. The Manchester Free Trade Hall concert in 1966: Judas! I don't believe you. You’re a liar. (to band) Play it fucking loud. Dylan and The Hawks proceed to bang out an extremely vicious version of Like A Rolling Stone.
Bob Dylan "I Don't Believe You" T-Shirt
AK47 T-Shirt. The Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947: popularly known as the AK47. One of the most widely used assault rifles, with one of the most distinctive profiles, in the world. It has been brandished by terrorists/freedom-fighters in countries throughout the world and even makes an appearance on the flag of Mozambique.
AK47 T-Shirt
BOAC T-Shirt. The logo of the British Overseas Airways Corporation (BOAC). Defunct British state airline.
BOAC T-Shirt
Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt. A national hero who opposed giving women the right to vote, sent in the army against striking miners, advocated the use of mustard gas against uncivilised tribes and ordered the carpet bombing of Dresden when the German army was already all but defeated. Based on one of the enduring images of the 2000 May Day riots.
Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt
Johnny Cash Finger T-Shirt. The late, great Man In Black giving it some attitude.
Johnny Cash "Finger" T-Shirt
Bill Werbeniuk T-Shirt. Big Bill Werbeniuk. Six pints of lager pre-match and one for each frame, all washed down with copious amounts of beta-blockers. A true sporting hero.
Bill Werbeniuk T-Shirt
Tiswas T-Shirt. ITV's Saturday morning wake-up, complete with custard pies and the bucket of water song. Responsible for inflicting Chris Tarrant on an unsuspecting audience
Tiswas T-Shirt
The Professionals T-Shirt. Bodie, Doyle and Cowley. Jump in your Ford Capri and drive through some boxes.
The Professionals T-Shirt
Ronnie O'Sullivan 147 T-Shirt. Five minutes of pure snooker brilliance. Every shot of the fastest competition 147 break of all time.
Ronnie O'Sullivan 147 T-Shirt
Know Your Rights T-Shirt. Wise words from Joe Strummer and the Clash. Number 3: You have the right to free speech as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
Know Your Rights T-Shirt
Jocky Wilson T-Shirt. Twice world champion and still probably the only darts player to have his picture displayed on Top of the Pops. The diminutive John Thomas Wilson.
Jocky Wilson T-Shirt
Z-Cars T-Shirt. Cult BBC drama series. Altogether now: der-der-der, der-der da der-der-der-der...
Z-Cars T-Shirt
Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt. Times were when you could be assured that all you needed for a nice comfy (or not-so-comfy) seat in the House of Lords was to bung your friendly government minister a few hundred grand to party funds or give a job to the Prime Ministers son. So what do you get for your hard-earned cash these days? A peerage? A knighthood? A poxy bloody OBE? No. All you get these days is the 6 o'clock knock from Inspector Knacker and, if you are lucky, one of these fine t-shirts. I lent £250k to Tony Blair and all I got was this poxy peerage.
Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt
Johnny Ball Think of a Number T-Shirt. The man who turned a generation of schoolchildren into wannabe scientists and mathematicians. You can bet you'll never see his like on TV ever again.
Johnny Ball "Think of a Number" T-Shirt
Daley Thompson T-Shirt. The man. The legend. 1980 Olympic gold medallist. 1984 Olympic gold medallist. World record breaker four times and the only man to simultaneously hold Olympic, Commonwealth, European and World titles in any event.
Daley Thompson T-Shirt