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![Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!](/images/designs/romans-go-home-tshirt_thumb.jpg "Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!")
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