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Al Front Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt. A t-shirt design dating from the Spanish Civil War of 1936-39. This t-shirt depicts a stylised recruiting poster for the CNT (Confederacion Nacional del Trabajo) and FAI (Federacion Anarquista Iberica), both of which were Republican organisations in Catalonia. The text literally reads To The Front.

"Al Front" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt

Fascist Snake Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt. A t-shirt based on classic Spanish Civil War propaganda imagery. In this design the pure, naked, muscular revolutionary swings his simple weapon at the coiled fascist beast. The image is a stylised version of a Confederacion Nacional del Trabajo (an anarcho-syndicalist trade union) Spanish Civil War poster designed to aid recruitment to their cause.

"Fascist Snake" Spanish Civil War Poster T-Shirt

For The Motherland T-34 Tank T-Shirt. The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you prefer) against Nazi Germany. The slogan above the tank translates as For The Motherland in Russian and was one frequently painted on the side of T-34s entering battle.

"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank T-Shirt

Gorgeous George Galloway T-Shirt. Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number of times as U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has met him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the better to target those guns.

"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt

Say Hello To My Little Friend T-Shirt. Al Pachino as Tony Montana, AKA Scarface, complete with his M16 rifle and attached M203 Grenade Launcher. One of the most famous lines in modern cinema. This t-shirt design is inspired by the 1983 film Scarface directed by Brian De Palma, written by Oliver Stone and starring Al Pacino.

"Say Hello To My Little Friend" T-Shirt

This Land Is Your Land Woody Guthrie T-Shirt. This land is your land, and this land is my land, from California, to the New York island... Woody Guthrie, one of the godfathers of folk music, with his ode to collectivism, community, patriotism; interpret it how you will.

"This Land Is Your Land" Woody Guthrie T-Shirt

You Talkin' To Me? T-Shirt. Robert DeNiro as Travis Bickle with one of the world's most famous ad-libs. You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?. From Martin Scorsese's 1976 classic film Taxi Driver.

"You Talkin' To Me?" T-Shirt

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt. A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the sixth century prophet of the same name. Choose either a black or white print.

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt

1984 War Is Peace T-Shirt. War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read your Prolefeed and never, ever question anything. From one of the finest pieces of literature ever; George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece 1984.

1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt

1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt. The classic opening lines to George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece Nineteen Eighty-Four: It was a bright, cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. In which Winston Smith questions the totalitarian system in which he lives. Big Brother is watching you.

1984 Opening Lines T-Shirt

1984 Robot Dance T-Shirt. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot in 1984. The famous, futuristic dancing robot. Groovy.

1984 Robot Dance T-Shirt

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt. 50 is the Youth of Old Age. OK, so we are all getting older. Grey hair, crows' feet, incessant aches and pains where once there were none. Perhaps you are even starting to grow your forehead? Whatever your situation, you can be guaranteed (well, sort of) to be cheered-up with these words of wisdom from the great Victor Hugo: forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt

42 T-Shirt. The ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything: 42. Just remember to pack your Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

A Clockwork Orange T-Shirt. One for all those droogs who like a bit of the old ultra-violence. Originally by Anthony Burgess, later popularised by Stanley Kubrick.

A Clockwork Orange T-Shirt

A.C.A.B. T-Shirt. Complete with riot police. ACAB: All Coppers Are Bastards. I have no particular love for the idealised 'worker' as he appears in the bourgeois Communist's mind, but when I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on - George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia

A.C.A.B. T-Shirt

Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt. John, Paul, George and Ringo cross the road outside Abbey Road Studios, St John's Wood, NW8.

Abbey Road Silhouette T-Shirt

Aeroflot T-Shirt. Old school Soviet, and later Russian, air carrier. Such a famous, iconic image that they could not even bring themselves to do away with the famous hammer and sickle. A point of trivia: their customer service was once so bad that they once used the slogan We don't smile, because we're serious about making you happy

Aeroflot T-Shirt

Air Kazakstan T-Shirt. Borat's favourite airline. Well, it would be had it not stopped flying in 2004. The ex-national carrier of the nation of Kazakhstan. Is good, yes? High five.

Air Kazakstan T-Shirt

AK47 T-Shirt. The Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947: popularly known as the AK47. One of the most widely used assault rifles, with one of the most distinctive profiles, in the world. It has been brandished by terrorists/freedom-fighters in countries throughout the world and even makes an appearance on the flag of Mozambique.

Albert Einstein Imagination Quote T-Shirt. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Featuring an image of the great Albert Einstein on the front, Nobel Prize winner for Physics in 1921 and author of the theory of relativity.

Albert Einstein "Imagination" Quote T-Shirt

Alex Higgins T-Shirt. The greatest, most exciting and most naturally gifted snooker player in the history of the game (sorry Ronnie): Alex Hurricane Higgins. World Snooker Champion in 1972 and 1982.

Alex Higgins T-Shirt

Alfred Hitchcock T-Shirt. The iconic film director and producer, responsible for such cinematic masterpieces as The 39 Steps, Dial M for Murder, Rear Window and The Birds. Alfred Hitchcock is seen here with a clapper board from Psycho - possibly his most famous work.

Alfred Hitchcock T-Shirt

Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt. The original leader and spokesperson of the Beat Generation. Allen Ginsberg: radical, nonconformist, free-speech activist, gay rights campaigner and poet. His image on this t-shirt is overlaid with the classic opening lines to his 1956 poem Howl: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night, who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz

Allen Ginsberg T-Shirt

Andrew Neil T-Shirt. As seen in countless hundreds of issues of Private Eye magazine, the classic picture of old Brillo Pad, resplendent in his vest and baseball cap, embracing his beau.

Andrew Neil T-Shirt

Angels With Machine Guns T-Shirt. Adapted from a piece of early 20th century tattoo flash, the design juxtaposes the angel figures with sub machine guns.

Angels With Machine Guns T-Shirt

Apollo Lunar Module T-Shirt. Responsible for transporting the first humans onto the surface of the moon, and safely off again. This t-shirt design is taken from the original NASA diagrams.

Apollo Lunar Module T-Shirt

Arctic Monkey T-Shirt. An unofficial tribute to possibly the finest band in the world today: the Arctic Monkeys.

Arctic Monkey T-Shirt

ASBO T-Shirt. Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It's not big, not clever, and definitely not something to advertise. Perfect to compliment the electronic tag underneath your trakkie bottoms.

AT-AT T-Shirt. A stylised image of the vehicle affectionately known to geeks all over the world as the All-Terrain Armoured-Transport (or AT AT to the rest of us).

ATV: Associated Television T-Shirt. Retro Midlands television broadcaster.... in colour!

ATV: Associated Television T-Shirt

Aviator Wallet . Classic shades beloved of cool pilots and obstinate cops everywhere.

B-52 T-Shirt. A Boeing B-52 Stratofortress bomber jettisoning its unholy payload.

Bad Mother Fucker Wallet . By popular request, our friends at Mustard Accessories have released the classic Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Fucker wallet, as owned by Jules Winnfield (Samual L Jackson) in Tarentino's film. Now give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says bad mother fucker on it.

Bad Mother Fucker Wallet

Bamber Gascoigne T-Shirt. Host of University Challenge in its classic incarnation pre-Paxman. Eton old boy and all-round boffin beloved of Oxbridge-types and mercilessly send-up in that famous episode of The Young Ones. Your starter for ten...

Bamber Gascoigne T-Shirt

Barras Wallet . Green edged perforated leather wallet. Cool as.

Basil Fawlty T-Shirt. John Cleese, as the Torquay Fawlty Towers hotel proprietor in all his glory. You all know how they go: You can see the sea. It's there, between the land and the sky, Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant - Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, specialist subject: stating the bleeding obvious..., Oh, you're German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you, Well, of course it's a rat! You have rats in Spain, don't you - or did Franco have them all shot?

Basil Fawlty T-Shirt

Battersea Power Station T-Shirt. One of the most iconic pieces of architecture in London. The image of the derelict Battersea Power Station has featured on several album covers (including Pick Floyd's Animals) and appeared on numerous other pieces of contemporary design.

Battersea Power Station T-Shirt

Bez T-Shirt. The former Happy Mondays' and Black Grape maracas-wielding nutcase and Celebrity Big Brother winner. It's Bez. With his maracas.

Bill Hicks T-Shirt. A classic, much loved and much missed American comedian. I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am. So that's how it comes out.

Bill Hicks T-Shirt

Bill Werbeniuk T-Shirt. Big Bill Werbeniuk. Six pints of lager pre-match and one for each frame, all washed down with copious amounts of beta-blockers. A true sporting hero.

Bill Werbeniuk T-Shirt

Black Anarchist Flag T-Shirt. The black flag, international symbol of anarchy.

Black Anarchist Flag T-Shirt

Black Dragon T-Shirt. A tribal style dragon with bat-like wings and a curled tail

Black Dragon T-Shirt

Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog T-Shirt. One of the most beloved television personalities of the 1980s...and Bob Carolgees too! Tiswas' finest, complete with expectorating canine puppet.

Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog T-Shirt

Bob Dylan I Don't Believe You T-Shirt. From what is probably the most famous heckle in music history, and a defining moment in rock music. The Manchester Free Trade Hall concert in 1966: Judas! I don't believe you. You’re a liar. (to band) Play it fucking loud. Dylan and The Hawks proceed to bang out an extremely vicious version of Like A Rolling Stone.

Bob Dylan "I Don't Believe You" T-Shirt

Bob Dylan Look Out T-Shirt. A still from what was probably the first ever music video. Bob Dylan holds the look out lyric card - Allen Ginsberg can be seen in the background.

Bob Dylan "Look Out" T-Shirt

Bob Dylan Cigarette Design T-Shirt. A musician whose lyrics have been the subject of doctoral theses and listened to by millions worldwide. Robert Allen Zimmerman (AKA Bob Dylan) is responsible for creating popular music as we know it today.

Bob Dylan Cigarette Design T-Shirt

BoJo For London T-Shirt. Show your support for Boris Johnson, affectionately known as BoJo in his bid to become president of that terribly big city with all those jolly nice buildings, what.

BoJo For London T-Shirt

Boris Johnson For PM T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Tory. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (better known simply as Boris Johnson) editor of the Spectator, ex-Member of Parliament for Henley on Thames and now Mayor of London. God help us!

Boris Johnson For PM T-Shirt

Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet . Our famous Boris For PM t-shirt design celebrating everyone's favourite Tory MP and London Mayor is now available as a grey leather wallet. Badger, badger, badger, badger

Boris Johnson For PM Leather Wallet

Boxing 101 Knockouts DVD . It's one of the most exhilarating sights in all of sport - a stunning knockout! Now sit back and enjoy 101 minutes and 101 of the greatest knockouts in British boxing. Some of the best British fighters of recent times are featured in all their awesome, blockbusting glory. There's vintage action from 'The Dark Destroyer' Nigel Benn and of course his biggest rival Chris Eubank. This is Eubank as you may never have seen him before, in punishing, brutal form. Ask Renaldo Dos Santos, who Eubank knocks out with the first jaw crunching punch of the fight! There's classic Naseem Hamed, thrilling big punching from a young Lennox Lewis and lethal combinations from the flying fists of Herbie Hide. Also included is one of the most incredible knockouts in boxing history as Herol 'Bomber' Graham gets his chin in the way of a Julian Jackson thunderbolt! It's 101 minutes of knockout boxing action - a must for all fight fans.<br>This DVD is in Region 2 format and therefore should work on all DVD players in Europe, the Middle East and South Africa as well as multi-region DVD players. It has an Exempt classification. Running time: 101 minutes.

Boxing 101 Knockouts DVD

Brave New World Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines for Aldoux Huxley's dystopian vision of the future: A squat gray building of only thirty-four stories. Over the main entrance the words, CENTRAL LONDON HATCHERY AND CONDITIONING CENTRE, and in a shield, the World State's motto, Community, Identity, Stability.

Brave New World Opening Lines T-Shirt

Breast is Best T-Shirt. A slogan to live by, from the cradle to the grave. Mmmmm.

Breast is Best T-Shirt

Brigate Rosse T-Shirt. The Red Brigade: militant paramilitary group of the Italian revolutionary left. Popularised by Joe Strummer of the Clash.

Brigate Rosse T-Shirt

Britannia Tobacco T-Shirt. Taken from the days before you became a social pariah for partaking in a bit of the demon weed; in fact, you could even get away with using an image of the great Britannia herself to market your wares. This print depicts an 1800’s Plug Tobacco Label, originally a lithograph and used to mark crates of tobacco. The style of this label, for the Watson & McGill Co of Petersburg, Virginia, features a “Britannia” figure, a snake wrapped around her right arm and a spittoon lying at her feet.

Britannia Tobacco T-Shirt

Bruce Brucie Forsyth T-Shirt. The much-loved Bruce Forsyth, host of countless game shows and light-entertainment spectaculars along with your choice of Brucie catchphrase: Good game, good game, Nice to see you, to see you nice, Nothing for a pair, not in this game and, of course, Didn't he do well?

Bruce "Brucie" Forsyth T-Shirt

California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.

California Über Alles T-Shirt

Camoflage Wallet . Smart, camo-style canvas and leather wallet from Mustard Accessories.

Camoflage Wallet

Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt. Several glittering carats of pure carbon polymorph, known to some people simply as diamonds. Printed in silver.

Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt. Celebrating the fabled astronomer, scientist, religious sceptic and all round promoter of the existence of little green men. ...but if by 'God,' one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt

Carlos The Jackal T-Shirt. Ilich Ramírez Sánchez. An ironic, Warhol-esque depiction of the bungling terrorist pin-up.

Carlos The Jackal T-Shirt

Carpe Diem T-Shirt. By Horace, Odes I,11,8, to Leuconoe: carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero (take hold of the day, believing as little as possible in the morrow). A common mistranslation is seize the day, however the verb in the imperative form for seize would be cape.

Carpe Diem T-Shirt

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt. Times were when you could be assured that all you needed for a nice comfy (or not-so-comfy) seat in the House of Lords was to bung your friendly government minister a few hundred grand to party funds or give a job to the Prime Ministers son. So what do you get for your hard-earned cash these days? A peerage? A knighthood? A poxy bloody OBE? No. All you get these days is the 6 o'clock knock from Inspector Knacker and, if you are lucky, one of these fine t-shirts. I lent £250k to Tony Blair and all I got was this poxy peerage.

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt

Cassette Tape T-Shirt. Taken from a time when technology was considerably more hands-on. This diagram comes from an instruction manual where the user is shown how to deal with the dreaded tape-chewing cassette player.

Cassette Tape T-Shirt

CCCP T-Shirt. Союз Советских Социалистических Республик - the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. As seen emblazoned on the chest of many a Soviet-era football team.

Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt. Choose your favourite words of wisdom, many taken from Chairman Mao's Little Red Book: In waking a tiger, use a long stick, Learn from the masses, and then teach them, Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun, Once all struggle is passed, miracles are possible, I voted for you during your last election.

Chaiman Mao Tse-Tung Quote T-Shirt

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt. An antidote to those sick of seeing people wandering about with the image of Ernesto Guevara emblazoned on their chests.

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt

Chilled T-Shirt. Fridge symbol signifying chilling to sub-zero. Simply chilled, man. Totally chilled.

Chilled T-Shirt

Chinese Soldier T-Shirt. Art from the Cultural Revolution, this image of a soldier of the People's Liberation Army dates from the early 70s.

Chinese Soldier T-Shirt

Cocaine T-Shirt. The chemical constitution of cocaine, bing, charlie, coke, Bolivian marching powder or whatever you care to refer to is as.

Cocaine T-Shirt

Cogito Ergo Sum T-Shirt. Gogito Ergo Sum: I think, therefore I am Quoted from René Descartes and possibly the world's most famous philosophical statement.

Cogito Ergo Sum T-Shirt

Colonel Gadaffi T-Shirt. Known to his friends as Muammar Abu Minyar al-Qaddafi, Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya. And he is, according to the BBC's John Simpson, completely hatstand. We tend to agree with John.

Colonel Gadaffi T-Shirt

Commodore T-Shirt. 1980s computer chic. Whether you had an Amiga or the classic 64, chances are any modern-day geek grew up learning their trade using a Commodore computer.

Commodore T-Shirt

Conformity Means Death - Bertrand Russell T-Shirt. Bertrand Russell: philosopher, mathematician, pacifist. Conformity means death. Only protest gives a hope of life.

Conformity Means Death - Bertrand Russell T-Shirt

Copyright T-Shirt. Select your year of birth - demonstrate your individuality and uniqueness.

Copyright T-Shirt

Creatures T-Shirt. Seven assorted terrifying monsters.

Creatures T-Shirt

Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt. Taken from Fyodor Dostoevsky's 1866 Nihilist literary classic: On an exceptionally hot evening early in July a young man came out of the garret in which he lodged in S. Place and walked slowly, as though in hesitation, towards K. bridge.

Crime and Punishment Opening Lines T-Shirt

Ctrl Alt Del T-Shirt. Reboot yourself. Microsoft's answer to everything. Control, Alt and Delete.

Ctrl Alt Del T-Shirt

Cut-Out Heart T-Shirt. Could be romantic or could be slightly creepy. Instructions on removing your own heart.

Cut-Out Heart T-Shirt

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt. Have you ever been on Big Brother? How about having your self-respect stripped from you by Simon Cowell on X Factor? Do you dream of being a Pop Idol? Or simply aspire to appear in the glossy pages of OK along with Pete and Jordan? If the answer is yes to any of the above then make sure you wear your ambition with pride with our D-List Celeb range.

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt

Daley Thompson T-Shirt. The man. The legend. 1980 Olympic gold medallist. 1984 Olympic gold medallist. World record breaker four times and the only man to simultaneously hold Olympic, Commonwealth, European and World titles in any event.

Daley Thompson T-Shirt

Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.

Darwin Fish T-Shirt

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt

Death Or Glory T-Shirt. Refrain of every person with a cause to fight. From every dingy basement, on every dingy street, every dragging handclap over every dragging beat. It's just the beat of time, the beat that must go on, if you've been trying for years, we already heard your song: Death or glory becomes just another story. Death or glory, just another story?

Death Or Glory T-Shirt

DeeJay Wallet . Vintage distressed-style leather with deck-spinning DJ imagery.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt

Dennis Taylor vs Steve Davis 1985 World Snooker Final DVD . The 1985 Snooker World Championship final remains one of the most enthralling sporting contests of modern times. A record British television audience of 18.5 million watched Dennis Taylor and Steve Davis battle it out late into the night. As midnight came and went the two men ended up level on 17 frames each, and the World Championship came down to the last black of the last frame. Steve Davis was 18 points ahead with just 22 remaining on the table but Taylor cleared the brown, blue and pink. There then followed 4 shots of unbelievable tension as Taylor, Davis, Taylor again and then Davis again missed the black. On his third attempt Dennis Taylor sank the black; with the World Championship won he raised his cue above his head and danced a jig, wagging his finger in sheer delight at the conclusion of an incredible sporting moment. Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor talk us through the entire final frame, with the drama and tension building up to the amazing finale.<br>This DVD is in Region 2 format and therefore should work on all DVD players in Europe, the Middle East and South Africa as well as multi-region DVD players. It has an Exempt classification. Running time: 60 minutes.

Dennis Taylor vs Steve Davis 1985 World Snooker Final DVD

Devil's Advocate T-Shirt. Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow anything to pass without question.

Devil's Advocate T-Shirt

Die Alien Scum T-Shirt. If like us, you used to watch in terror as the evil alien space invaders moved inexorably towards you, all the time firing their deadly shield-destroying weapons whilst beeping menacingly, you'll love this design. Printed in silver.

Die Alien Scum T-Shirt

Disobbedienti T-Shirt. The disobbedienti were a political movement in Italy that grew out of the Tute Bianche. They practised civil and social disobedience and campaigned on a civil rights, anti-racist and anti-capitalist agenda.

Disobbedienti T-Shirt

Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt. One of the major scientific achievements of the late 20th Century. A sheep named Dolly and her clone, Dolly.

Dolly The Sheep T-Shirt

Don Quixote Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening to Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote; the 17th Century novel that many feel marked the beginning of modern literature: At a village of La Mancha, whose name I do not wish to remember, there lived a little while ago one of those gentlemen who are wont to keep a lance in the rack, an old buckler, a lean horse and a swift greyhound.

Don Quixote Opening Lines T-Shirt

Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt. More than an anti-litter campaign, it's a state-wide attitude.

Don't Mess With Texas T-Shirt

Don't Panic T-Shirt. ...first, it was slightly cheaper, and second, it had the words 'Don't Panic' emblazoned in large, friendly letters on its front... The famous cover text of the Hitch-Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy in traditional Vogon yellow.

Don't Panic T-Shirt

Doubleplusungood T-Shirt. times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling. The reporting of Big Brother's Order for the Day in The Times of December 3rd 1983 is extremely unsatisfactory and makes references to non-existent persons. Rewrite it in full and submit your draft to higher authority before filing.

Doubleplusungood T-Shirt

Drying Baby Instructions T-Shirt. Useful advice for new parents. Keep baby out of tumble dryer.

Drying Baby Instructions T-Shirt

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Dragon. Well, apart from Peter Jones maybe. And that James Khan seems a very nice bloke. Deborah Meaden frankly scares us though. Star of the BBC TV show Dragons' Den, Duncan Bannatyne is shown here accompanied by a typical riposte delivered to the likes of some fool who has come up with the genius idea of printing topical t-shirts and selling them online: I don't like the product, I don't think it would sell, it's not a viable business, and I'm no so keen on you... and, for that reason, I'M OUT!

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt

Easter Wallet . Man nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to me nice to everyone for a change.

Eat The Rich T-Shirt. Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan complete with pig. Tasty with apple sauce. Because the bourgeoisie do have a use.

Eat The Rich T-Shirt

Ecstasy T-Shirt. The chemical constitution of MDMA, ecstasy, e, x or whatever you prefer to refer to is as.

Ecstasy T-Shirt

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt. The godmother of civil disobedience and one of the founders of the suffragette movement, depicted here accompanied by one of her quotes: Trust in God; She will provide.

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt

End Hate T-Shirt. Proper geek style. The HTML code for ending hate.

End Hate T-Shirt

Eric Bristow's First Embassy Darts Victory 1980 DVD . Eric Bristow dominated the Darts scene in the 1980s, winning five Embassy World Championships. His first victory came in 1980 when he beat crowd favourite, and established darts champion, Bobby George. We join the action as it is evenly poised at 3-3, the young Bristow takes control from that point onwards. In front of a capacity, and very raucous, crowd Bristow displays the talent that took him to the very top of world darts – eventually winning 5 sets to 3. The ‘Crafty Cockney’ had arrived, and a new era had begun in world darts, Bristow remained the World number one until 1987.<br>This DVD is in Region 2 format and therefore should work on all DVD players in Europe, the Middle East and South Africa as well as multi-region DVD players. It has an Exempt classification. Running time: 45 minutes.

Eric Bristow's First Embassy Darts Victory 1980 DVD

Et Tu Brute T-Shirt. Shakespeare's take on Caesar's ultimate betrayal. You too, Brutus? Choose white or black print either on the front or, for extra poignancy, the back.

Et Tu Brute T-Shirt

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt. Look, it's an undeniable fact. Don't try bundling lardy into the back of your hatchback.

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt

Fidel Castro T-Shirt. Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, President of the Republic of Cuba, enjoying one of his country'’s finest cigars.

Fidel Castro T-Shirt

Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt. The Audi UR Quattro, as driven by DCI Gene Hunt in the BBC's excellent Ashes To Ashes and featuring retro 80s-style writing. Welcome to 1981.

Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes T-Shirt

Ford Cortina T-Shirt. But he's just like everyone, he's got a Ford Cortina and it just won’t run without fuel. Fill 'er up Jacko! Based on an original advert for the classic Ford Cortina 1600 E - only £1399!

Ford Cortina T-Shirt

Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt. The effects of the Infinite Improbability Drive from the Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy on Ford Prefect.

Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad T-Shirt. Propaganda straight from the pages of Animal Farm, this slogan was the mantra of the animals on George Orwell's Manor Farm. Features a pig in full combat dress carrying a rifle (and, ironically, stood on two legs).

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad T-Shirt

Freddie Flintoff T-Shirt. Andrew Flintoff in a classic, Aussie-slaying, pose.

Freddie Flintoff T-Shirt

Free Tibet T-Shirt. A t-shirt for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. In fact, as the flag of Tibet is outlawed by the People's Republic of China it is extremely likely that this t-shirt design is also illegal. Show your opposition to over 50 years of illegal occupation.

Free Tibet T-Shirt

Friedrich Engels T-Shirt. Pictured here in his younger days, and missing his signature full-flowing beard. Friedrich Engels worked together with Karl Marx on the original publications which brought the theories and doctrines of Communism to the wider public. Here with one of his most famous quotes: An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.

Friedrich Engels T-Shirt

Friedrich Nietzsche Gott Ist Tot T-Shirt. Friedrich Nietzsche's assertion of the lack of relevance of religion in modern society: God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him

Friedrich Nietzsche Gott Ist Tot T-Shirt

Fuck Jim, I'll Fix It Myself T-Shirt. For all those who, as a young child, wrote in expectantly to Jimmy Saville and his ready army of Jim'll Fix-It helpers. And what did we get? Bugger-all. Not even one of those cheap plastic medallions and a sneaky puff on Uncle Jim's cigar. Well, fuck Jim; I'll fix it myself.

Fuck Jim, I'll Fix It Myself T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt

Full English Breakfast T-Shirt. In outline: Two rashers of bacon, sausage, fried egg, fried tomato, mushrooms and two toast. Sorts you out. Lovely.

Full English Breakfast T-Shirt

Gabba Gabba Hey T-Shirt. Call to arms of the Ramones and all-round punk-rock slogan.

Gabba Gabba Hey T-Shirt

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt. When the leader of the Free World speaks, people sit up and take notice. Even if what he says is complete and utter bollocks. The problem with the French is that they don't know the meaning of the word entrepreneur George W Bush.

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt. The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt. More words of wisdom from Dubya: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?. Indeed it is, George, indeed it is.

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt

George Bush: War Criminal T-Shirt. As defined at Nuremberg as one who chooses to attack another nation without having a) been attacked first or b) the agreement of the United Nations.

George Bush: War Criminal T-Shirt

George Orwell T-Shirt. George Orwell, a.k.a. Eric Arthur Blair. Author of some of the finest books of the 20th Century including Animal Farm, 1984, Down and Out in Paris and London, Homage to Catalunia, The Road to Wigan Pier and, of course, his classic defence of English cooking.

George Orwell T-Shirt

George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt. One of the greatest authors in British history, George Orwell a.k.a. Eric Arthur Blair. A hero of anyone struggling against tyranny, his philosophies on civil liberties, human rights and authority can be summed up nicely by the quote on this t-shirt design: If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear

George Orwell Liberty Quote T-Shirt

George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt. George Orwell voices his mistrust for those who seek to engage in revolutionary activities in order to establish a position of authority: Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.

George Orwell Power Quote T-Shirt

Gimp Mask T-Shirt. Altogether now: Bring out the gimp. What more could you ask for but a gimp mask on your t-shirt or mug?

Gimp Mask T-Shirt

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt

God Bless America T-Shirt. George Washington gets the Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen treatment. No Future?

God Bless America T-Shirt

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt. A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is.

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt

Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.

Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt

Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!

Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt. His legacy as Chancellor: dozens of tax rises, rising poverty and homelessness, increasing interest rates, record levels of debt and the farcical tax-credits system. Then he goes and becomes Prime Minister without even being elected by his party, let alone the greater masses that he serves. Gordon Brown is a moron.

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt