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Gorgeous George Galloway T-Shirt. Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number of times as U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has met him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the better to target those guns.

"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt. A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the sixth century prophet of the same name. Choose either a black or white print.

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt

1984 War Is Peace T-Shirt. War Is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. The three slogans of the party, mantra of our Dear Leader Big Brother. Drink your Victory Gin, read your Prolefeed and never, ever question anything. From one of the finest pieces of literature ever; George Orwell's dystopian masterpiece 1984.

1984 "War Is Peace" T-Shirt

Andrew Neil T-Shirt. As seen in countless hundreds of issues of Private Eye magazine, the classic picture of old Brillo Pad, resplendent in his vest and baseball cap, embracing his beau.

Andrew Neil T-Shirt

ASBO T-Shirt. Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It's not big, not clever, and definitely not something to advertise. Perfect to compliment the electronic tag underneath your trakkie bottoms.

California Über Alles T-Shirt. 1979 Dead Kennedy's single, but strangely apt even today considering the world's unsated appetite for vapid Hollywood gossip and titillation.

California Über Alles T-Shirt

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt. Times were when you could be assured that all you needed for a nice comfy (or not-so-comfy) seat in the House of Lords was to bung your friendly government minister a few hundred grand to party funds or give a job to the Prime Ministers son. So what do you get for your hard-earned cash these days? A peerage? A knighthood? A poxy bloody OBE? No. All you get these days is the 6 o'clock knock from Inspector Knacker and, if you are lucky, one of these fine t-shirts. I lent £250k to Tony Blair and all I got was this poxy peerage.

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt. An antidote to those sick of seeing people wandering about with the image of Ernesto Guevara emblazoned on their chests.

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt. Have you ever been on Big Brother? How about having your self-respect stripped from you by Simon Cowell on X Factor? Do you dream of being a Pop Idol? Or simply aspire to appear in the glossy pages of OK along with Pete and Jordan? If the answer is yes to any of the above then make sure you wear your ambition with pride with our D-List Celeb range.

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt

Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.

Darwin Fish T-Shirt

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt

Eat The Rich T-Shirt. Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan complete with pig. Tasty with apple sauce. Because the bourgeoisie do have a use.

Eat The Rich T-Shirt

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad T-Shirt. Propaganda straight from the pages of Animal Farm, this slogan was the mantra of the animals on George Orwell's Manor Farm. Features a pig in full combat dress carrying a rifle (and, ironically, stood on two legs).

Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad T-Shirt

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt. When the leader of the Free World speaks, people sit up and take notice. Even if what he says is complete and utter bollocks. The problem with the French is that they don't know the meaning of the word entrepreneur George W Bush.

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt. The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt. More words of wisdom from Dubya: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?. Indeed it is, George, indeed it is.

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt

God Bless America T-Shirt. George Washington gets the Sex Pistols' God Save The Queen treatment. No Future?

God Bless America T-Shirt

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt. A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is.

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt. His legacy as Chancellor: dozens of tax rises, rising poverty and homelessness, increasing interest rates, record levels of debt and the farcical tax-credits system. Then he goes and becomes Prime Minister without even being elected by his party, let alone the greater masses that he serves. Gordon Brown is a moron.

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt

Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt. The ultimate betrayal of freedom. Features the coordinates of the illegal Camp X-Ray/Delta detention centre in Guantanamo Bay.

Guantanamo Bay Barcode T-Shirt

Guy Fawkes Vote Guido T-Shirt. The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow the lot of them to high heaven.

Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt

Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt. Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts, surely?

Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt

I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt. Margaret Thatcher: Milk Snatcher. Bob Dylan's 1965 masterpiece on social dissent writ large for the 1980s. I try my best, to be just like I am/But everybody wants you, to be just like them.

I Ain't Gonna Work on Maggie's Farm T-Shirt

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt. Does your 12-inch beard cause you problems with the authorities? Fed up of being taken aside for extra questioning at airports? Do you get stopped on the street regularly by police? Do you have a dozen police snipers camped in the house across the road from you? Make sure you get the message across.

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt. Do you find that you cannot run for the tube these days without abruptly being pinned down by undercover firearms officers and shot seven times in the head? If so, you really ought to have one of these.

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt

I Evolved T-Shirt. Acknowledge your simian roots. A suit-wearing chimpanzee accompanied by the legend I evolved.

I Evolved T-Shirt

I Shot Diana T-Shirt. Some would say that the people's princess was bumped off by Prince Philip, whilst others have the paparazzi on the grassy knoll taking aim at the queen of hearts. Mo Fayed and Dirty Des clearly think they know the truth, but was it really you?

I Shot Diana T-Shirt

Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.

Josef Stalin Capitalists Quote T-Shirt. Attributed originally to Lenin, but popularised by Uncle Joe. Stalin shows his comic side in a rare moment of Soviet irony: When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. A Russian friend has emailed in with an example from his school days: BP selling rigs and heavy equipment to develop Siberian oil-fields, only to be pushed out of the Russian joint venture as it nears bearing fruit. Hanging someone with their own rope indeed.

Josef Stalin "Capitalists" Quote T-Shirt

Josef Stalin Cast The Votes Quote T-Shirt. Words of wisdom from Uncle Joe: Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. A philosophy still very relevant today.

Josef Stalin "Cast The Votes" Quote T-Shirt

Judean People's Front T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Judean People's Front T-Shirt

Kill Bambi T-Shirt. Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un...

Kill Bambi T-Shirt

Lenny Bruce Fuck the Government T-Shirt. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966.

Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt

Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in black.

Liberty Gun Black Print T-Shirt

Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt. Land of the free, home of the brave. In the USA there are nearly 30,000 firearms-related deaths every year of which over 10,000 are homicides. There are also around 75,000 non-fatal gunshot injuries each year. Printed in white.

Liberty Gun White Print T-Shirt

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt

Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt. Old Maggie Thatcher as you've never seen her before: in a Che Guevara style. Join the blue (rinse) revolution!

Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt

Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt. I've got to go, but what a prize to give/Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive/Where bullet holes, scar the minarets/Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset.

Middle Eastern Holiday T-Shirt

Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt. Mohammed Fayed is very proud of his little shop. A shop where you can buy absolutely anything....except perhaps a British passport.

Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt

Nonce Sense T-Shirt. As worn by Phil Collins in Chris Morris' Paedogeddon Brass Eye episode, one of the most controversial, and in our opinion one of the best, TV programmes in history. Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? I'm talking nonce-sense.

Nonce Sense T-Shirt

Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt. Another t-shirt design inspired by George Orwell's 1984. Minitrue, the ministry of truth, brings you footage of Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam Hussain some years ago. Above it, the legend: Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. Any reports to the contrary are mistaken.

Oceania Is At War With Eastasia T-Shirt

People's Front of Judea T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

People's Front of Judea T-Shirt

Peter Cook T-Shirt. Classic British satirist who was the former proprietor of Private Eye and gave us, amongst many other things, Not Only... But Also.

Peter Cook T-Shirt

Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt. Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi.

Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt

Polonium 210 T-Shirt. Every Russian secret agent's favourite element: Polonium. Taken straight from the periodic table. Drop some in your sushi today.

Polonium 210 T-Shirt

Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt. Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, People called Romanes they go the house?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: It..it says, Romans, go home!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for Roman? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Romanus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Goes like?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Annus!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Vocative plural of annus is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Anni?<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Go! Let-<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Conjugate the verb to go.<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: So eunt is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Third person plural, present indicative. They go!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: But Romans, go home is an order, so you must use the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The... imperative!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: I!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But go home, it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Dative, sir!<br>
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]<br>No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Except that domus takes the...?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: The locative, sir!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Which is?<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Domum!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!<br>
<strong>Centurion</strong>: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!<br>
<strong>Brian</strong>: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home T-Shirt

Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

Say No To Cake T-Shirt

Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt. Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.

Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt

Sweatshop T-Shirt. Why wear a Nike Swoosh, when you can wear a tick? Show solidarity with those workers earning minimum wage in Indonesia and Vietnam, or simply revel in the fact that a westerner doing the same job will get paid over 30 times as much (and the companies they work for will still make a profit).

Sweatshop T-Shirt

Tony Blair Dear Leader T-Shirt. Our beloved ex-President - sorry - ex-Prime Minister. Shining beacon of honesty and earnest servant of the people.

Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt

Vader Liberty T-Shirt. The true face of the land of the free? Come over to the Dark Side. Darth Vader's face staring down from the Statue of Liberty.

Vader Liberty T-Shirt

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt

Wage Slave T-Shirt. A cog in a machine. Voluntarily employed, but in all but legal terms a slave to the system. An ant in a nest.

Wage Slave T-Shirt

Will Self T-Shirt. Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live.

Will Self T-Shirt

William Hogarth's Beer Street T-Shirt. Hogarth's 18th Century depiction of the benefits of beer drinking. The residents of Beer Street appear well-fed and contented, affluent and sociable. Behind them a pawnbroker is boarded-up and derelict. A stark contrast to the horrors of Gin Lane.

William Hogarth's Beer Street T-Shirt

Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt. A national hero who opposed giving women the right to vote, sent in the army against striking miners, advocated the use of mustard gas against uncivilised tribes and ordered the carpet bombing of Dresden when the German army was already all but defeated. Based on one of the enduring images of the 2000 May Day riots.

Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt

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