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The following t-shirt designs from our catalogue have been tagged "Offensive". Click on any thumbnail image to see all the formats that the design is available in.

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt. A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the sixth century prophet of the same name. Choose either a black or white print.
(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt
A.C.A.B. T-Shirt. Complete with riot police. ACAB: All Coppers Are Bastards. I have no particular love for the idealised 'worker' as he appears in the bourgeois Communist's mind, but when I see an actual flesh-and-blood worker in conflict with his natural enemy, the policeman, I do not have to ask myself which side I am on - George Orwell, Homage to Catalonia
A.C.A.B. T-Shirt
Arse/Elbow T-Shirt. A very handy diagram for anyone who doesn't know which is which.... er.... oops.
Arse/Elbow T-Shirt
Bob Dylan I Don't Believe You T-Shirt. From what is probably the most famous heckle in music history, and a defining moment in rock music. The Manchester Free Trade Hall concert in 1966: Judas! I don't believe you. You're a liar. (to band) Play it f--king loud. Dylan and The Hawks proceed to bang out an extremely vicious version of Like A Rolling Stone.
Bob Dylan "I Don't Believe You" T-Shirt
Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.
Darwin Fish T-Shirt
Darwin Fish Canvas Print . Christ's fish symbol, shamelessly appropriated for the believers of evolution. Complete with little fishy legs. Printed on a 22 x 14 canvas. Please choose one of the background colours for the canvas from the drop down list or specify an alternative colour in the comments box on the address page at checkout. All our canvases our printed with ECO solvent inks that are fade resistant for 75 years. You can choose to purchase them stretched and framed by us using gallery style frames that are from sustainable forests. If you elect to purchase an unstretched canvas then the canvas will be supplied on its own and you will need to take them to a local framer to be stretched over a frame before hanging. PLEASE NOTE THAT, DUE TO HIGH POSTAGE COSTS FOR LARGER ITEMS, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO SEND THE LARGER (22 x 14) CANVASES STRETCHED AND ASSEMBLED OUTSIDE THE UK. IF A LARGER CANVAS IS PURCHASED FOR DELIVERY OUTSIDE THE UK WE WILL SUPPLY THE CANVAS UNSTRETCHED AND REFUND THE DIFFERENCE IN COST.
Darwin Fish Canvas Print
Dorothy Parker T-Shirt. Purveyor of one of the most caustic wits in living memory, Dorothy Parker was a writer, poet and broadcaster. Blacklisted as a communist, honoured for her civil rights work, this t-shirt design features her riposte to her editor when he contacted her on honeymoon about some unfinished work: I've been too fucking busy. Or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker T-Shirt
Fuck Jim, I'll Fix It Myself T-Shirt. For all those who, as a young child, wrote in expectantly to Jimmy Saville and his ready army of Jim'll Fix-It helpers. And what did we get? Bugger-all. Not even one of those cheap plastic medallions and a sneaky puff on Uncle Jim's cigar. Well, fuck Jim; I'll fix it myself.
Fuck Jim, I'll Fix It Myself T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.
Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.
Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt
Gordon Ramsay T-Shirt. The world's foremost chef of celebrity lets rip. Worst fucking meal fucking ever.
Gordon Ramsay T-Shirt
Hello Boobies T-Shirt. Celebrating the unbridled joy in every nine year old boy when he realised what would happen when he typed 5318008.07734 on his calculator and inverted it.
Hello Boobies T-Shirt
Holy Mary Gangster T-Shirt. Our Lady, the Virgin Mary, throwing some gang signs and packing a piece.
Holy Mary Gangster T-Shirt
I Am Not An American T-Shirt. Make sure the locals are friendly in the 90% of the inhabited world that the United States have offended.
I Am Not An American T-Shirt
I Shot Diana T-Shirt. Some would say that the people's princess was bumped off by Prince Philip, whilst others have the paparazzi on the grassy knoll taking aim at the queen of hearts. Mo Fayed and Dirty Des clearly think they know the truth, but was it really you?
I Shot Diana T-Shirt
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt. Never mind this clamour to send old Maggie off with all that pomp and ceremony, some of us would have gladly seen her six feet under twenty-odd years ago.
I Wanted To Give Thatcher A State Funeral Years Ago T-Shirt
Illegitimi non Carborundum T-Shirt. Don't let the bastards grind you down. At the risk of upsetting Latin purists, it is probably also our duty to point out that illegitimi non carborundum is not, strictly speaking, proper Latin but has a literal meaning more akin to don't allow illegitimates to abrase you. However, it did not stop British army intelligence using it during World War II.
Illegitimi non Carborundum T-Shirt
Lenny Bruce Fuck the Government T-Shirt. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966.
Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt
Malcolm Tucker Sweaty Balls Quote T-Shirt. The best director of communications that Number 10 has never had lets rip at an obese American: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck
Malcolm Tucker "Sweaty Balls" Quote T-Shirt
No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt. Nectar points sir/madam? Yes, I'd gladly hand over all my personal details to you, as well as let you record all my shopping habits. Let it be known that you are not prepared to be a statistic in a customer relationship management database.
No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt
R.T.F.M. T-Shirt. For anyone who has ever had the dubious pleasure of working in technical support: shorthand for Read The F-----g Manual!
R.T.F.M. T-Shirt
Radio Rental T-Shirt. Retro electronics retailer-inspired Cockney rhyming slang of a politically incorrect variety. For the uninitiated: Radio = Radio Rental = mental.
Radio Rental T-Shirt
Ratners Total Crap T-Shirt. Printed in 9-carat gold coloured text, Gerald Ratner's infamous technique of brand-building: People say, How can you sell this for such a low price? I say, Because it's total crap.
Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt. A simple answer to a complex problem. And one that will lead to the inevitable demise of the lollipop-lady.
Stop Children: Use Condoms T-Shirt
Today's Pigs Are Tomorrow's Bacon T-Shirt. Sus domestica complete with policeman's helmet and butchery instructions.
Today's Pigs Are Tomorrow's Bacon T-Shirt
Tucker's Law T-Shirt. Sadly not yet available on a tea-towel, the wisdom of Malcolm Tucker: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt. Available censored or in full uncensored version.
Tucker's Law T-Shirt
Venn Diagram T-Shirt. So, you have your t---s. You also get your w-----s and your c---s. However, it takes a special type of person to combine all three qualities in one. This Venn diagram t-shirt design makes it easy to demonstrate how unique they are. Choose your hate figure from our list, from Nick Griffin to Jeremy Clarkson via Piers Morgan, Gordon Brown and David Cameron, or alternatively create your own. You can, of course, choose the censored version of this t-shirt design or the uncensored one.
Venn Diagram T-Shirt