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Alan Turing T-Shirt. Scientist, mathematician, cryptanalyst, genius. The father of artificial intelligence and developer of the Turing Test. Here included with the opening lines from his 1950 paper Computing Machinery and Intelligence: I propose to consider the question, 'Can machines think?'
Alan Turing T-Shirt
Albert Einstein Genius Quote T-Shirt. Demonstrate your aptitude for problem prevention; Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them, quoted by the great Dr. Albert Einstein.
Albert Einstein "Genius" Quote T-Shirt
Albert Einstein Imagination Quote T-Shirt. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Featuring an image of the great Albert Einstein on the front, Nobel Prize winner for Physics in 1921 and author of the theory of relativity.
Albert Einstein "Imagination" Quote T-Shirt
Charles Darwin Tree Of Life Sketch T-Shirt. Reproduced from a sketch from Charles Darwin's 1837 notebooks, this design shows Darwin's first known representation of what has since become known as the evolutionary Tree of Life. Above the diagram Darwin has written the words I think. In On The Origin of Species Darwin explained his theory thus: From the first growth of the tree, many a limb and branch has decayed and dropped off; and these fallen branches of various sizes may represent those whole orders, families, and genera which have now no living representatives, and which are known to us only in a fossil state. As we here and there see a thin straggling branch springing from, a fork low down in a tree, and which by some chance has been favoured and is still alive on its summit, so we occasionally see an animal like the Ornithorhynchus or Lepidosiren, which in some small degree connects by its affinities two large branches of life, and which has apparently been saved from fatal competition by having inhabited a protected station. As buds give rise by growth to fresh buds, and these, if vigorous, branch out and overtop on all sides many a feebler branch, so by generation I believe it has been with the great Tree of Life, which fills with its dead and broken branches the crust of the earth, and covers the surface with its ever branching and beautiful ramifications.
Charles Darwin Tree Of Life Sketch T-Shirt
Complex Number T-Shirt. Are you the square root of minus one? If so, you quite clearly are a complex individual. Show your contempt for the normal, the rational and even the real. Live your life on the complex plane. i<sup>2</sup>=-1
Complex Number T-Shirt
Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.
Darwin Fish T-Shirt
Darwin Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. The man who pioneered the theory of evolution and fundamentally changed the way in which we think about the world: Charles Darwin. Herewith bestowed an honour of which we are sure he would truly have been most proud: that of our homeboy.
Darwin Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt. Advocatus diaboli: devil's advocate. One who was engaged to argue against the canonization of a prospective pope. For anyone who feels the need to not allow anything to pass without question.
Devil's Advocate T-Shirt
Dorothy Parker T-Shirt. Purveyor of one of the most caustic wits in living memory, Dorothy Parker was a writer, poet and broadcaster. Blacklisted as a communist, honoured for her civil rights work, this t-shirt design features her riposte to her editor when he contacted her on honeymoon about some unfinished work: I've been too fucking busy. Or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker T-Shirt
Dorothy Parker Girls Who Wear Glasses T-Shirt. Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses - Dorothy Parker, the great American author, poet and wit, on the tribulations of the ocularly challenged.
Dorothy Parker "Girls Who Wear Glasses" T-Shirt
Friedrich Nietzsche Gott Ist Tot T-Shirt. Friedrich Nietzsche's assertion of the lack of relevance of religion in modern society: God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him
Friedrich Nietzsche Gott Ist Tot T-Shirt
Gravity Makes The World Go Round T-Shirt. Is it love? Is it money? No you fools; it's a simply matter of physics. Gravity, that's what makes the world go round. Gravity.
Gravity Makes The World Go Round T-Shirt
I Am Perfect T-Shirt. The equation of the golden ratio
I Am Perfect T-Shirt
Noam Chomsky Terrorism Quote T-Shirt. Sometime linguistic sage, sometime political activist. Wanton killing of innocent civilians is terrorism, not a war against terrorism
Noam Chomsky "Terrorism" Quote T-Shirt
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt
On The Origin Of Species Opening Lines T-Shirt. The opening lines to Charles Darwin's most famous publication, On The Origin Of Species: When on board H.M.S. Beagle as naturalist, I was much struck with certain facts in the distribution of the organic beings inhabiting South America, and in the geological relations of the present to the past inhabitants of that continent. These facts, as will be seen in the latter chapters of this volume, seemed to throw some light on the origin of species
On The Origin Of Species Opening Lines T-Shirt
On The Origin Of Species Word Cloud T-Shirt. A tag cloud based on the entire text of Charles Darwin's seminal work. The size of each word representing its frequency of appearance in Darwin's historic 1859 publication On The Origin Of Species.
On The Origin Of Species Word Cloud T-Shirt
Pavlov's Dog T-Shirt. Poor Pavlov's dog; there he is minding his own business when that bloody bell makes him dribble all over his chin one again. Feed Pavlov's Dog: Put an end to all this misery and give him some lovely doggy treats.
Pavlov's Dog T-Shirt
Russell's Teapot T-Shirt. We're not sure if we really believe in Russell's Teapot, but then we're not sure we believe in God either. And, let's face it, both are equally plausible. If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time. Bertrand Russell 1952.
Russell's Teapot T-Shirt
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.
Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt
Stephen Fry T-Shirt. Featuring a stylised image of the face of the great Stephen John Fry composed of a quote of his describing his philosophy of his purpose in life: I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. Stephen Fry: author, actor, wit, genius.
Stephen Fry T-Shirt
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt. Dont you just hate it when people cant seem to get the hang of the humble apostrophe? Every week we see literally 100's of examples of it's improper use. Signs', book's and even newspapers' have been known to get it wrong. Its not bloody rocket science!<br> Use in the event of substituting a letter or letters (such as can't for can not), or in the possessive (except the possessive of it). Do not use for plurals. In the case of a possessive plural, the apostrophe goes after the s. Now write that out a hundred times.
The Apostrophe Protection Society T-Shirt
The Game Of Life Glider T-Shirt. The four iterations of a glider in John Conway's Game of Life cellular automaton. Discovered by Richard K. Guy in 1970, the glider is the smallest spaceship, and the one most commonly produced in a Game of Life universe.
The Game Of Life Glider T-Shirt
To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-Shirt. It's only misplaced arrogance if it is actually misplaced. Make 100% sure that the world is aware of your genius.
To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-Shirt
Will Self T-Shirt. Modern-day literary icon Will Self, author of some of the finest modern satire including The Book of Dave and How the Dead Live.
Will Self T-Shirt