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Gorgeous George Galloway T-Shirt. Current Respect Member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow and sometime courter of celebrity. The man who has met Saddam Hussain exactly the same number of times as U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has met him. The difference is Donald Rumsfeld met him to sell him guns and to give him maps the better to target those guns.

"Gorgeous" George Galloway T-Shirt

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt. A picture of Muhammad. Our lawyers tell us to categorically state that this is merely a picture of some bloke called Mo and is in no way connected with the sixth century prophet of the same name. Choose either a black or white print.

(Not The Prophet) Muhammad T-Shirt

1984 Robot Dance T-Shirt. Dancing to electro-pop like a robot in 1984. The famous, futuristic dancing robot. Groovy.

1984 Robot Dance T-Shirt

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt. 50 is the Youth of Old Age. OK, so we are all getting older. Grey hair, crows' feet, incessant aches and pains where once there were none. Perhaps you are even starting to grow your forehead? Whatever your situation, you can be guaranteed (well, sort of) to be cheered-up with these words of wisdom from the great Victor Hugo: forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age

40 is the Old Age of Youth... T-Shirt

Andrew Neil T-Shirt. As seen in countless hundreds of issues of Private Eye magazine, the classic picture of old Brillo Pad, resplendent in his vest and baseball cap, embracing his beau.

Andrew Neil T-Shirt

ASBO T-Shirt. Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It's not big, not clever, and definitely not something to advertise. Perfect to compliment the electronic tag underneath your trakkie bottoms.

Bill Hicks T-Shirt. A classic, much loved and much missed American comedian. I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am. So that's how it comes out.

Bill Hicks T-Shirt

Breast is Best T-Shirt. A slogan to live by, from the cradle to the grave. Mmmmm.

Breast is Best T-Shirt

Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt. Several glittering carats of pure carbon polymorph, known to some people simply as diamonds. Printed in silver.

Carbon Is A Girl's Best Friend' T-Shirt

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt. Celebrating the fabled astronomer, scientist, religious sceptic and all round promoter of the existence of little green men. ...but if by 'God,' one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity

Carl Sagan is my Homeboy T-Shirt

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt. Times were when you could be assured that all you needed for a nice comfy (or not-so-comfy) seat in the House of Lords was to bung your friendly government minister a few hundred grand to party funds or give a job to the Prime Ministers son. So what do you get for your hard-earned cash these days? A peerage? A knighthood? A poxy bloody OBE? No. All you get these days is the 6 o'clock knock from Inspector Knacker and, if you are lucky, one of these fine t-shirts. I lent £250k to Tony Blair and all I got was this poxy peerage.

Cash For Honours (all I got was this poxy peerage) T-Shirt

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt. An antidote to those sick of seeing people wandering about with the image of Ernesto Guevara emblazoned on their chests.

Che Guevara Chimp T-Shirt

Copyright T-Shirt. Select your year of birth - demonstrate your individuality and uniqueness.

Copyright T-Shirt

Ctrl Alt Del T-Shirt. Reboot yourself. Microsoft's answer to everything. Control, Alt and Delete.

Ctrl Alt Del T-Shirt

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt. Have you ever been on Big Brother? How about having your self-respect stripped from you by Simon Cowell on X Factor? Do you dream of being a Pop Idol? Or simply aspire to appear in the glossy pages of OK along with Pete and Jordan? If the answer is yes to any of the above then make sure you wear your ambition with pride with our D-List Celeb range.

D-List Celebrity T-Shirt

Darwin Fish T-Shirt. Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.

Darwin Fish T-Shirt

Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age... If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we've got just the man for you, and his name is Dave Grohl.

Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt. What has Dave been putting up his nose? Our lawyers have told us that we must point out that, by his own admission, the Tory leader has not taken class A drugs since entering parliament in 2001. No, we repeat, David Cameron has taken absolutely no class-A drugs of any kind since 2001.

David Cameron Nosebleed T-Shirt

Dead Parrot T-Shirt. A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.

Dead Parrot T-Shirt

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt. The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term freedom, be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required T-Shirt

Drying Baby Instructions T-Shirt. Useful advice for new parents. Keep baby out of tumble dryer.

Drying Baby Instructions T-Shirt

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt. Everyone's favourite Dragon. Well, apart from Peter Jones maybe. And that James Khan seems a very nice bloke. Deborah Meaden frankly scares us though. Star of the BBC TV show Dragons' Den, Duncan Bannatyne is shown here accompanied by a typical riposte delivered to the likes of some fool who has come up with the genius idea of printing topical t-shirts and selling them online: I don't like the product, I don't think it would sell, it's not a viable business, and I'm no so keen on you... and, for that reason, I'M OUT!

Duncan Bannatyne T-Shirt

Eat The Rich T-Shirt. Famous punk and/or anarchist slogan complete with pig. Tasty with apple sauce. Because the bourgeoisie do have a use.

Eat The Rich T-Shirt

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt. The godmother of civil disobedience and one of the founders of the suffragette movement, depicted here accompanied by one of her quotes: Trust in God; She will provide.

Emmeline Pankhurst T-Shirt

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt. Look, it's an undeniable fact. Don't try bundling lardy into the back of your hatchback.

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap T-Shirt

Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt. The effects of the Infinite Improbability Drive from the Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy on Ford Prefect.

Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed large in an extremely unsubtle way.

Fuck Subtlety (Large Print) T-Shirt

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt. Fine or delicate in meaning or intent; difficult to perceive or understand. Fuck it. Printed small and subtle.

Fuck Subtlety (Small Print) T-Shirt

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt. When the leader of the Free World speaks, people sit up and take notice. Even if what he says is complete and utter bollocks. The problem with the French is that they don't know the meaning of the word entrepreneur George W Bush.

George Bush Quote: The Problem With The French T-Shirt

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt. The dilemmas of office are all too troublesome for George Dubya Bush, but perhaps not so when one has God On Your Side. Iran or North Korea

George Bush What Would Jesus Bomb T-Shirt

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt. More words of wisdom from Dubya: Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?. Indeed it is, George, indeed it is.

George Bush: Is Our Children Learning? T-Shirt

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt. Patrick Henry's American Revolutionary War call to arms is reworked for the 21st century. To hell with liberty! Give me vodka or give me death!

Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death T-Shirt

God Never Forgets T-Shirt. For the lord knows all that you do, all that you think, and all that has ever happened. And ever it were so. Apart from when he forgot to tell us about the Jurassic, the Cretaceous, the Triassic and everything about the dinosaurs, the wooly mammoths and the sabre-tooth tigers when he wrote his book.

God Never Forgets T-Shirt

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt. A bit on the red side? Bolshevik? Marxist-Leninist? Trotskyite? If that is what you are then you should be honest with yourself and tell the world how it is.

Godless Commie Scum T-Shirt

Gordon Brown Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge T-Shirt. Oh, but it all seemed like such a good idea at the time. Gordon Brown: Laugh now, but one day I'll be in charge.

Gordon Brown "Laugh Now But One Day I'll be In Charge" T-Shirt

Gordon Brown The End Is Nigh T-Shirt. Repent your sins for the end approaches. No support. No ideas. No money. The (unelected) British Prime Minister? The End is Nigh!

Gordon Brown "The End Is Nigh" T-Shirt

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt. His legacy as Chancellor: dozens of tax rises, rising poverty and homelessness, increasing interest rates, record levels of debt and the farcical tax-credits system. Then he goes and becomes Prime Minister without even being elected by his party, let alone the greater masses that he serves. Gordon Brown is a moron.

Gordon Is A Moron T-Shirt

Gordon Ramsey T-Shirt. Worst fucking meal fucking ever. You cunt.

Gordon Ramsey T-Shirt

Guy Fawkes Vote Guido T-Shirt. The only man to ever enter parliament with honourable intentions. Monarchy? House of Lords? Just follow in the footsteps of the original terrorist and blow the lot of them to high heaven.

Guy Fawkes "Vote Guido" T-Shirt

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt. The staple of every IT support technician when presented with an unfathomable computer problem. Have you also, perhaps, tried hitting it with a large sledgehammer?

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? T-Shirt

Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt. Nice weather, attractive beaches, stunning coral reefs, wild outback (and thousands of deadly snakes, spiders and crocodiles). Too good for a bunch of convicts, surely?

Her Majesty's Prison Australia T-Shirt

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt. Does your 12-inch beard cause you problems with the authorities? Fed up of being taken aside for extra questioning at airports? Do you get stopped on the street regularly by police? Do you have a dozen police snipers camped in the house across the road from you? Make sure you get the message across.

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Bearded) T-Shirt

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt. Do you find that you cannot run for the tube these days without abruptly being pinned down by undercover firearms officers and shot seven times in the head? If so, you really ought to have one of these.

I Am Not A Terrorist (I'm Just Brazillian) T-Shirt

I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt. Champion every cause of the poor and oppressed. Even those that inconveniently contradict some of the others causes that you are championing. Just remember: it's all your fault. Everything.

I Bleeding Heart Liberal T-Shirt

I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt. Slayer, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, anything from the Dark Side - we all have our guilty pleasures. Wear this t-shirt with pride and display your appreciation of the devil's music, complete with the sign of the horns. Let's ROCK!

I Really Do Like Heavy Metal T-Shirt

I Shot Diana T-Shirt. Some would say that the people's princess was bumped off by Prince Philip, whilst others have the paparazzi on the grassy knoll taking aim at the queen of hearts. Mo Fayed and Dirty Des clearly think they know the truth, but was it really you?

I Shot Diana T-Shirt

Ian Hislop T-Shirt. Esteemed Private Eye editor, Have I Got News For You panellist and the most sued man in English legal history (allegedly). Here with his quote on emerging from yet another legal hammering (this time at the hands of Sonia Sutcliffe, wife of the Yorkshire Ripper): If this is justice, I'm a banana.

Ian Hislop T-Shirt

Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt. So, the whole I am a doughnut thing may well disappointingly prove to be something of an urban legend, but we still like the idea!

Ich Bin Ein Berliner T-Shirt

If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt. If you yearn for those heady days of spandex and brown corduroys, of disco and glam rock, of drink driving and the three day week then this is the t-shirt for you. If found, please return to the 1970s.

If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt

Immoral Minority T-Shirt. Do you feel isolated from the oft-quoted

Immoral Minority T-Shirt

Irony T-Shirt. (1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.

Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt. We think Clarkson should have a go at running the country. The inimitable host of the BBC's Top Gear is a bit of a hero of ours and we're sure he'd make sure that the trains ran on time. Well, if he didn't abolish them all that is. Vote Jezza for Prime Minister!

Jeremy Clarkson T-Shirt

John Prezza Prescott T-Shirt. Two jags, two women, one punch. Heavyweight title contender who floats like a tub of lard and stings like a... er... croquet mallet.

John "Prezza" Prescott T-Shirt

Josef Stalin Cast The Votes Quote T-Shirt. Words of wisdom from Uncle Joe: Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. A philosophy still very relevant today.

Josef Stalin "Cast The Votes" Quote T-Shirt

Judean People's Front T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Judean People's Front T-Shirt

Kill Bambi T-Shirt. Right, that's the mother dealt with. Now for the little 'un...

Kill Bambi T-Shirt

Lenny Bruce Fuck the Government T-Shirt. Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government Lenny Bruce: comic genius, 1925-1966.

Lenny Bruce "Fuck the Government" T-Shirt

Lily Tomlin Rat Race Quote T-Shirt. A t-shirt design celebrating American actress and comedienne Lily Tomlin's views on the modern world: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

Lily Tomlin "Rat Race" Quote T-Shirt

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt. A very British Olympics. Several billion pounds over budget, based in a part of the country which is inconvenient and expensive to travel to for the vast majority of the population; a vanity project dreamed up by those in power who would be glad to see public attention diverted towards some populist pie-in the-sky rather than concerning themselves with the mess that so much of the country is in. And on top of that the majority of the athletes will probably be on drugs. And the trains will be crap.

London 2012: The Drugs Will Work, The Trains Won't T-Shirt

Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt. Old Maggie Thatcher as you've never seen her before: in a Che Guevara style. Join the blue (rinse) revolution!

Margaret Thatcher Che Guevara Revolutionary T-Shirt

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt. Join the campaign to help the poor and oppressed. Yes, become a Marxist and make sure that no one has any more than anyone else. In theory.

Marxism: Making Property History T-Shirt

Miss World T-Shirt. A little girl fires a gun at the world and misses....

Miss World T-Shirt

Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt. Mohammed Fayed is very proud of his little shop. A shop where you can buy absolutely anything....except perhaps a British passport.

Mo's Corner Shop T-Shirt

Monkey Banana Gun T-Shirt. Don't do it, monkey! The ape clearly having had enough. Goodbye cruel world.

Monkey Banana Gun T-Shirt

Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt

No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt. Nectar points sir/madam? Yes, I'd gladly hand over all my personal details to you, as well as let you record all my shopping habits. Let it be known that you are not prepared to be a statistic in a customer relationship management database.

No, I don't have a fucking reward card T-Shirt

Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt. Uber-Science Geekiness. Solid formed within a solution by a chemical reaction, therefore if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

Not Part of the Solution, Part of the Precipitate T-Shirt

People's Front of Judea T-Shirt. Declare you allegiance: you can only be one or the other. Splitter! From Monty Python's Life of Brian.

People's Front of Judea T-Shirt

Percy Thrower T-Shirt. Were you part of the infamous November 1983 Blue Peter Garden make-over team? Do you take pride in being referred to by the pipe-smoking children's TV gardener that fateful day as mentally ill live on air? (let's hope Joey Deacon wasn't listening) If so, you deserve this t-shirt. You bastard.

Percy Thrower T-Shirt

Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt. Served-up at all well renowned Russian buffets. Enjoy some Polonium 210 with your raw fish at Po-210 Sushi.

Po 210 Sushi T-Shirt

Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt. Latin for First I, then I, thereafter I (or me, me, me)

Primum Ego Tum Ego Deinde Ego T-Shirt

Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt. Geoff Boycott, Michael Parkinson, Fred Trueman et al eat your heart out. Say what you like and like what you bloody well say. Choose between Professional Yorkshireman and Professional Yorkshire Lass.

Professional Yorkshireman T-Shirt

Punk Lives T-Shirt. Because punk will never die! For anyone still squeezing into those bondage trousers or sticking a safety pin through their nose at weekends despite masquerading as a chartered accountant by day.

Punk Lives T-Shirt

Ratners "Total Crap" T-Shirt

Rodin's I Think T-Shirt. Auguste Rodin's most famous work, re-worked for the 21st century and demonstrating modern meditation methods.

Rodin's I Think T-Shirt

Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt. Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Is it dead? Or is it, in reality, a mixture of the two? We have no idea; especially as it is a question that has puzzled the best quantum physicists for over 70 years. All we know is that it sounds like rather a cruel thing to do to poor old Tiddles.

Save Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt

Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt. Because extinction is forever. Forget the panda, the whale or even the red squirrel, safeguard the future of everyone's favourite dinosaur.

Save The Stegosaurus T-Shirt

Say No To Cake T-Shirt. As seen on Brass Eye's investigation into Czech made-up drug cake and endorsed by F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D (Free the United Kingdom From Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs). What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street. In the words of Bernard Manning: One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.

Say No To Cake T-Shirt

Say No To Emo T-Shirt. Some have been known to call this music angst-ridden, whiny, noisy crap for wannabe-nihilist teenage kids. All we know is that it is <strong>evil</strong> and <strong>must be stopped</strong>. Spread the word: say no to emo.

Say No To Emo T-Shirt

Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt. So you know a thing or two about this whole Interweb thing, and you can tell your USB from your IEEE? Do you also then find that on arrival at anyone’s home or place of work you are instantly regaled with tales of their IT woes and implored to spend the next six hours deleting porn from their PC? Well, do something about it then: wear this t-shirt.

Sorry, I'm Not Here To Fix Your Computer T-Shirt

Spike Milligan I Told You I Was Ill T-Shirt. Author, comedian, Goon and scourge of Hitler and Muzak. The funniest person of the last 1000 years (according to a BBC poll), together with his epitaph: I told you I was ill.

Spike Milligan "I Told You I Was Ill" T-Shirt

Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt. Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.

Support Our Troops Stormtrooper T-Shirt

The Ministry Of Silly Walks T-Shirt. John Cleese in Monty Python guise. Unfortunately the government spends far too much on Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing and Education to properly finance Silly Walks these days.

The Ministry Of Silly Walks T-Shirt

The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt. A 21st century take on a decidedly 20th century slogan. The Internet is the future, and anyone can be a celebrity...

The Revolution Will Not Be YouTubed T-Shirt

The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt. For all third-born children. The devil resides within you.

The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One T-Shirt

They Are Watching: Act Normal T-Shirt. Good advice, if you live in a society where the average person is monitored by 300 CCTV cameras in the course of an average day, and when Basingstoke has more covert surveillance cameras monitoring your every move than New York City.

They Are Watching: Act Normal T-Shirt

This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt. The concept of the glorious juxtaposition of contradictory text (this page intentionally left blank) on no-longer blank page writ large on a t-shirt (or mug).

This T-Shirt Intentionally Left Blank T-Shirt

Tony Blair Dear Leader T-Shirt. Our beloved ex-President - sorry - ex-Prime Minister. Shining beacon of honesty and earnest servant of the people.

Tony Blair "Dear Leader" T-Shirt

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt. Fighting for truth, justice and the American way, from Tashkent to Guantanamo and anywhere else that apprehended suspects can be moved extrajudicially. 1) tie suspect up 2) restrain subject on their back with face upward and head tilted slightly back 3) cover face with hood or similar 4) pour water over face and into breathing passages. Cooperation guaranteed.

US Waterboarding Team T-Shirt

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt. Have them any way you like: roasted, grilled, poached or smoked. Make use of your friendly local veggie - eat them for dinner.

Vegetarians Are Made Of Meat T-Shirt

Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt. We've already had one morally vapid, Texan oil baron take his place as the most powerful man in the world, so why not everyone's favourite Dallas anti-hero? The election poster for our prime-time soap star candidate is depicted here, complete with ten gallon Stetson.

Vote JR Ewing For President T-Shirt

Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt. Don't let them say you didn't warn them...

Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References T-Shirt

Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt. A word of caution to anyone afflicted with a nutter allergy: Keep away.

Warning: Contains Nuts T-Shirt

Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt. A national hero who opposed giving women the right to vote, sent in the army against striking miners, advocated the use of mustard gas against uncivilised tribes and ordered the carpet bombing of Dresden when the German army was already all but defeated. Based on one of the enduring images of the 2000 May Day riots.

Winston Churchill Mohican T-Shirt

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