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42 T-Shirt. The ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything: 42. Just remember to pack your Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy.
42 T-Shirt
Don't Panic T-Shirt. ...first, it was slightly cheaper, and second, it had the words 'Don't Panic' emblazoned in large, friendly letters on its front... The famous cover text of the Hitch-Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy in traditional Vogon yellow.
Don't Panic T-Shirt
Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt. The effects of the Infinite Improbability Drive from the Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy on Ford Prefect.
Ford, You're Turning Into A Penguin. Stop It. T-Shirt
Hitch-Hikers' Guide In The Beginning T-Shirt. The opening lines to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, part two of the five-part Hitch Hikers' Guide To The Galaxy trilogy; probably the greatest pan-galactic epic ever written. In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has widely been regarded as a bad move
Hitch-Hikers' Guide "In The Beginning" T-Shirt
Marvin T-Shirt. What to do with a maniacally depressed robot? You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a maniacally depressed robot? Life, don't talk to me about life
Marvin T-Shirt
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt. The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. The Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster T-Shirt
Share And Enjoy T-Shirt. Share and Enjoy is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years. The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - Share and Enjoy. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read Go stick your head in a pig, and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.
Share And Enjoy T-Shirt
Time is an Illusion (Lunchtime Doubly So) T-Shirt. Drink up, said Ford, you've got three pints to get through. Three pints? said Arthur. At lunchtime? The man next to ford grinned and nodded happily. Ford ignored him. He said, Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Very deep, said Arthur, you should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you. Drink up. Why three pints all of a sudden? Muscle relaxant, you'll need it. Muscle relaxant? Muscle relaxant. Arthur stared into his beer. Did I do anything wrong today, he said, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?
Time is an Illusion (Lunchtime Doubly So) T-Shirt
Vogon Constructor Fleet T-Shirt. Essential wear for any aspiring bureaucratically-minded, bad-tempered, officious, callous and poetry-loving, intergalactic construction worker. This t-shirt design looks especially fetching in traditional Vogon yellow.
Vogon Constructor Fleet T-Shirt
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