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Tea For Tutu: New Funny T-Shirt Designs

July 7th, 2010

New T-Shirt Designs From RedMolotov.com

Our new t-shirts this week pay homage to the great and good of the media world. We figured that because we love the likes of Robert Peston, Evan Davis and Fiona Bruce so much, then why on earth would you not too? If the thoughts of Andrew Marr of Kate Silverton on your t-shirt don’t float your boat then we also have a new design by former young cartoonist of the year James Hood celebrating the greatest beards in World Cup history. Or how about matching “Pint” and “Half Pint” t-shirts? Or the Archbishop Desmond Tutu enjoying a cup of tea replete with “Tea for Tutu” slogan? Well, what’s not to like we ask???

Robert Peston T-Shirt

Robert Peston T-Shirt The BBC’s face of the recession, popping up on your screen or his unmistakable tones emanating from your wireless at all hours, bringing you the latest on the economic collapse.

Pint T-Shirt

Pint T-Shirt For all you Europhiles, this t-shirt design represents .568 of a litre; the symbol of an old-fashioned, Imperial pint.

Half Pint T-Shirt

Half Pint T-Shirt Either an ironic statement for the gargantuan or for those of the more diminutive stature.

Evan Davis T-Shirt

Evan Davis T-Shirt The lovely Mr Evan Davies, the BBC’s economics superstar and host of the fabulous Dragons’ Den.

World Cup Beards T-Shirt

World Cup Beards T-Shirt A first XI of bearded footballing international superstars: Socrates (‘82 – Brazil), Djibril Cisse (’02 – France), Ricky Villa (’78 – Argentina), Olof Mellberg (’02 – Sweden), Sergio Batista (’86 – Argentina), Alexi Lalas (’94 – USA), Paul Breitner (’74 – West Germany), Archie Gemmill (’78 – Scotland), Abel Xavier (’02 – Portugal), Danny McGrain (’74 – Scotland), Trifon Ivanov (’94 – Bulgaria)

Natasha Kaplinsky T-Shirt

Natasha Kaplinsky T-Shirt Channel Five’s premier newsreader and former star of the BBC newsroom.

Tea For Tutu T-Shirt

Tea For Tutu T-Shirt The Archbishop Desmond Tutu, beacon of South Africa’s struggle against the horrors of apartheid, enjoying a cuppa.

Ragged-Trousered Philanthropist T-Shirt

Ragged-Trousered Philanthropist T-Shirt A tribute for those who identify with Robert Tressell’s seminal novel on the birth of British socialism.

Kate Silverton T-Shirt

Kate Silverton T-Shirt The beautiful Ms Silverton, enchanting BBC news anchor.

Kirstie and Phil T-Shirt

Kirstie and Phil T-Shirt The stars of Channel 4’s weekly dose of indecisive, overambitious and downright deluded house-hunters. “They have a budget of £150k and want a central London location, a garden, off-street parking, four spacious bedrooms… and they will be homeless in two weeks.”

Andrew Marr T-Shirt

Andrew Marr T-Shirt Former Independent editor, BBC political editor and political editor of The Economist. Currently presenter of must-see Sunday morning TV: The Andrew Marr Show.

Ghana Airways T-Shirt

Ghana Airways T-Shirt The defunct former national airline of the Republic of Ghana, operating out of Accra from 1958 until its unseemly demise in 2005.

Fiona Bruce T-Shirt

Fiona Bruce T-Shirt The divine Ms Fiona Bruce, newsreader, presenter, journalist, panel show contestant and sex symbol.

BCCI T-Shirt

BCCI T-Shirt Cast your mind back long before Lehman Bros, ages before Enron, and even before Nick Leeson single-handedly brought down Barings, the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (commonly known as the “Bank of Crooks and Criminals International”) folded spectacularly in 1991 causing the loss of billions of pounds of its depositors’ money.

Ron Pickering “It’s An Enormous One” T-Shirt

Ron Pickering  It's An Enormous One  T-Shirt “Oh, it’s an enormous one. My goodness me it’s an enormous one!”. Ron Pickering’s reaction to Bob Beamon’s monster long-jump at the 1968 Mexico Olympics goes straight into the annals of Colemanballs.

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Keep Calm And Carry On; New T-Shirts Out Now

October 1st, 2009

We have been asked for Gonzo Fist t-shirts by you, our esteemed supporters, and we have delivered them to you today. We have been asked to produce Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirts too and lo, they are now available. People have suggested a Dench t-shirt in honour of Dame Judi and it has been done. Tolpuddle Martyrs, Peter Mandelson, Ian Brown, all have come in as requests for sartorial excellence at one time or another and all are now available from our website. One of our friends has even bugged us for months to produce a “Cosh the Driver” t-shirt in tribute to the soon-to-be-late-lamented Mr R. Biggs (until recently of Rio de Janeiro, now residing somewhere at Her Majesty’s pleasure). Has anyone ever asked us to make a t-shirt featuring a cute kitty cat firing deadly laser beams from its eyes at an unsuspecting mouse though? No. We have to confess one of our designers came up with that one all by herself.

Keep Calm And Carry On T-Shirt

Keep Calm And Carry On T-ShirtThe most British of motivational posters, originally designed to keep the spirits up and help maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of a Nazi invasion. Much parodied, we present it here in its original form, urging the nation to simply “Keep Calm and Carry On”.

Gonzo Fist T-Shirt

Gonzo Fist T-ShirtBased on a design used by the Hunter S Thompson’s campaign to be elected Sheriff of Aspen, Colorado. The two thumbed, clenched fist is depicted clutching a Peyote bud and includes the slogan “buy the ticket, take the ride” in homage to Thompson’s Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.

Cat With Laser Beam Eyes T-Shirt

Cat With Laser Beam Eyes T-ShirtHere little mousey…. bzzzzzztttttt. Tiddles zaps the rodent armed with nothing but his deadly stare.

Pessimist T-Shirt

Pessimist T-ShirtIncludes the image of a half-empty glass for anyone who favours pessimism.

Pavlov’s Dog T-Shirt

Pavlov's Dog T-ShirtPoor Pavlov’s dog; there he is minding his own business when that bloody bell makes him dribble all over his chin one again. Feed Pavlov’s Dog: Put an end to all this misery and give him some lovely doggy treats.

Tolpuddle Martyrs T-Shirt

Tolpuddle Martyrs T-ShirtThe Tolpuddle Martyrs were the forefathers of the modern Trades Union movement. The lines here were written by George Loveless shortly before they were transported to Australia for swearing a secret oath as members of the Friendly Society of Agricultural Labourers: “God is our guide! From field, from wave, From plough, from anvil, and from loom; We come, our country’s rights to save, And speak a tyrant faction’s doom: We raise the watch-word liberty; We will, we will, we will be free!”

To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-Shirt

To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-ShirtIt’s only misplaced arrogance if it is actually misplaced. Make 100% sure that the world is aware of your genius.

Nelson Mandela T-Shirt

Nelson Mandela T-ShirtNelson Rolihlahla Mandela, former freedom fighter, political prisoner and South African President. In this t-shirt design he is accompanied by a quote attributed to him that sums up his philosophy on the movement for change in Africa: “It always seems impossible, until it’s done”.

Optimist T-Shirt

Optimist T-ShirtIncorporating a picture of a half-full glass for all those of an optimistic persuasion.

Dench T-Shirt

Dench T-ShirtDame Judi Dench: one of Britain’s best loved actors be she Queen Vic, Queen Liz, Iris Murdoch, Mrs. Laura Henderson or the head of the British Secret Service.

Mandy T-Shirt

Mandy T-ShirtThe man the Labour Party may yet come to love. One of the most formidable political operators of the last twenty years – and that’s just how his many enemies describe him! One Peter “Mandy” Mandelson.

Don’t Be Such A Square T-Shirt

Don't Be Such A Square T-Shirt“Hey, you… Don’t be such a…” (makes shape of a square with forefingers a la Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction).

King Monkey T-Shirt

King Monkey T-ShirtThis t-shirt design depicts Ian Brown, lead singer of the Stone Roses and latterly solo artist of much repute, in typically psychedelic style.

Ronnie Biggs: Cosh The Driver T-Shirt

Ronnie Biggs: Cosh The Driver T-ShirtThe original title for the Sex Pistols collaboration with one of the most famous of South American exiles, one Ronnie Biggs. Showing an image of the Great Train Robber himself breaking out of his handcuffs.

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Get Up, Go To Work, Save The World…

February 25th, 2009

Not only are we bringing you ten great new t-shirt designs this week. Not only are we covering subjects as diverse as shoe-throwing, the banking crisis, early 90s grunge and the new messiah. Not only do we have over 500 different and quite frankly brilliant t-shirt designs now available at www.redmolotov.com. Not only all that, but we are also now bringing you rhinestones to adorn Amy Winehouse. How good are we?

Amy Winehouse T-Shirt

Amy Winehouse T-Shirt21st century musical icon Amy Winehouse is depicted here in the instantly recognizable style of a Roy Lichtenstein print. This t-shirt design steals a line from one of Ms. Winehouse’s most famous songs: “I told you I was trouble”. You can also choose to adorn your t-shirt with a rhinestone in place of Amy Winehouse’s famous piercing.

Have Shoe Will Protest T-Shirt

Have Shoe Will Protest T-ShirtAs every world leader worth his salt knows, you simply have not arrived until you have had a couple of size nines thrown at you by a disgruntled member of the public. In heartfelt solidarity with Muntadhar al-Zaidi, we present our “have shoe, will protest” slogan.

Red Definition T-Shirt

Red Definition T-ShirtThe dictionary definition of “red”: red n. 1. any of a group of colours, such as that of a ripe tomato or fresh blood 2. denoting the highest degree of urgency in an emergency 3. a radical, leftist or revolutionary

Barack Obama “Save The World” T-Shirt

Barack Obama Save The World T-ShirtAmerica’s great hope, Barack Obama, depicted in the iconic style of Roy Lichtenstein and contemplating his day: Get up, go to work, save the world, make the tea, have sexual relations with Michelle, go to bed. You can choose to substitute “have sexual relations with Michelle” with “play with the kids” if your sensibilities are offended because you consider such smut an insult to the saviour of the western world™.

UK Closing Down Sale T-Shirt

UK Closing Down Sale T-ShirtBankrupt stock; everything must go. One country, slightly used, being sold with a once-in-a-lifetime offer: buy the UK, get Iceland FREE!

Teen Spirit T-Shirt

Teen Spirit T-ShirtA mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Kurt Cobain circa 1991.

Moby Dick Opening Lines T-Shirt

Moby Dick Opening Lines T-Shirt“Call me Ishmael”. Herman Melville’s introduction to his novel about a man (Captain Ahab) and an enormous marine mammal (Moby Dick). Possibly the more famous opening line in literature.

5 1/4 Inch Floppy Disk T-Shirt

5 1/4 Inch Floppy Disk T-ShirtBack in the mid eighties, times were when 720kb seemed ample to store your entire life’s work. Ah, those were the days… Now my mobile phone takes photos that wouldn’t fit on to three of these.

Join The Dots Cat T-Shirt

Join The Dots Cat T-ShirtA novel concept in t-shirt design based on those classic dot-to-dot exercises that we loved as kids. Clearly birdy is about to get it.

Radio Rental T-Shirt

Radio Rental T-ShirtRetro electronics retailer-inspired Cockney rhyming slang of a politically incorrect variety. For the uninitiated: Radio = Radio Rental = mental.

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Beat The Credit Crunch With Up To 58% Off RedMolotov T-Shirts!

October 1st, 2008
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