New T-Shirt Designs From RedMolotov.com

Our new t-shirts this week pay homage to the great and good of the media world. We figured that because we love the likes of Robert Peston, Evan Davis and Fiona Bruce so much, then why on earth would you not too? If the thoughts of Andrew Marr of Kate Silverton on your t-shirt don’t float your boat then we also have a new design by former young cartoonist of the year James Hood celebrating the greatest beards in World Cup history. Or how about matching “Pint” and “Half Pint” t-shirts? Or the Archbishop Desmond Tutu enjoying a cup of tea replete with “Tea for Tutu” slogan? Well, what’s not to like we ask???

Robert Peston T-Shirt
	The BBC’s face of the recession, popping up on your screen or his unmistakable tones emanating from your wireless at all hours, bringing you the latest on the economic collapse.
Pint T-Shirt
	For all you Europhiles, this t-shirt design represents .568 of a litre; the symbol of an old-fashioned, Imperial pint.
Half Pint T-Shirt
	Either an ironic statement for the gargantuan or for those of the more diminutive stature.
Evan Davis T-Shirt
	The lovely Mr Evan Davies, the BBC’s economics superstar and host of the fabulous Dragons’ Den.
World Cup Beards T-Shirt
	A first XI of bearded footballing international superstars: Socrates (‘82 – Brazil), Djibril Cisse (’02 – France), Ricky Villa (’78 – Argentina), Olof Mellberg (’02 – Sweden), Sergio Batista (’86 – Argentina), Alexi Lalas (’94 – USA), Paul Breitner (’74 – West Germany), Archie Gemmill (’78 – Scotland), Abel Xavier (’02 – Portugal), Danny McGrain (’74 – Scotland), Trifon Ivanov (’94 – Bulgaria)
Natasha Kaplinsky T-Shirt
	Channel Five’s premier newsreader and former star of the BBC newsroom.
Tea For Tutu T-Shirt
	The Archbishop Desmond Tutu, beacon of South Africa’s struggle against the horrors of apartheid, enjoying a cuppa.
Ragged-Trousered Philanthropist T-Shirt
	A tribute for those who identify with Robert Tressell’s seminal novel on the birth of British socialism.
Kate Silverton T-Shirt
	The beautiful Ms Silverton, enchanting BBC news anchor.
Kirstie and Phil T-Shirt
	The stars of Channel 4’s weekly dose of indecisive, overambitious and downright deluded house-hunters. “They have a budget of £150k and want a central London location, a garden, off-street parking, four spacious bedrooms… and they will be homeless in two weeks.”
Andrew Marr T-Shirt
	Former Independent editor, BBC political editor and political editor of The Economist. Currently presenter of must-see Sunday morning TV: The Andrew Marr Show.
Ghana Airways T-Shirt
	The defunct former national airline of the Republic of Ghana, operating out of Accra from 1958 until its unseemly demise in 2005.
Fiona Bruce T-Shirt
	The divine Ms Fiona Bruce, newsreader, presenter, journalist, panel show contestant and sex symbol.
BCCI T-Shirt
	Cast your mind back long before Lehman Bros, ages before Enron, and even before Nick Leeson single-handedly brought down Barings, the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (commonly known as the “Bank of Crooks and Criminals International”) folded spectacularly in 1991 causing the loss of billions of pounds of its depositors’ money.
Ron Pickering “It’s An Enormous One” T-Shirt
	“Oh, it’s an enormous one. My goodness me it’s an enormous one!”. Ron Pickering’s reaction to Bob Beamon’s monster long-jump at the 1968 Mexico Olympics goes straight into the annals of Colemanballs.

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As you may have noticed, it has been nearly a month and we have not brought you any new t-shirt designs. Well, fear not, for we have a plethora of brand new cerebrally challenging clothing newly on the shelves for you as of today. Have a look below for our new t-shirt designs which cover such diverse themes as retro television, retro politics, retro idolatry, retro philosophy and George Monbiot. We’ve caved in to popular demand and released two Malcolm Tucker t-shirt designs and a Voltaire t-shirt.

We are also delighted to announce that we are now stocking five different colours of environmentally friendly 100% organic cotton polo shirts made by Okarma. We are really pleased with the feel and quality of these polos, as well as the ethical nature of their production. They are are made from 100% SKAL/Control Union Certified organic cotton pique. In addition they are certified GM Free, Oeko-Tex Certified and ethically produced using a transparent supply chain and bio-degradable packaging. They are made from 225g/sqm heavyweight pique cotton. At present we’ve only got a couple of designs available, but we are planning on bringing out many more in the near future so please let us know what designs you would like to see us make and we’ll try to do it.

Call My Bluff T-Shirt
	Do-do, do-do, do, do-do-do-do…. With Robert Robertson as the referee and Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell captaining. Now to concoct a spurious definition for the word “scolecophagous”
Old Labour T-Shirt
	Show your true colours with this old-school parody on the New Labour logo. Old Labour: True Labour.
Blessed Are The Cheesemakers T-Shirt
	“I think it was ‘Blessed are the cheesemakers’.” “What’s so special about the cheesemakers?” “Well, really it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
Big Kahuna Burger T-Shirt
	Pulp Fiction. The scene: Jules and Vincent have just walked in on breakfast - Jules: “Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin’?” Brett: “Hamburgers.” Jules: “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?” Brett: “Ch-cheeseburgers.” Jules: “No, no no, where’d you get ‘em? McDonalds? Wendy’s? Jack in the Box? Where?” Brett: “Big Kahuna Burger.” Jules: “Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?” Brett: “They’re good.” Jules: “Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?” [Picks up burger and takes a bite] “Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.”
What Are We Fighting For? T-Shirt
	In the war fought in order to establish democracy and peace, two golden arches of fire launched from twin missile silos light the sky. One asks the other: “Remind me what we’re fighting for again?”
Tucker’s Law T-Shirt
	Sadly not yet available on a tea-towel, the wisdom of Malcolm Tucker: “If some c— can f— something up, that c— will pick the worst possible time to f—ing f— it up because that c—’s a c—”. Available censored or in full uncensored version.
Voltaire “Right and Wrong” Quote T-Shirt
	“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong”. François-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire, espouses the questioning of authority.
Plato “Politics” Quote T-Shirt
	Plato encourages the masses to engage with the democratic process: “He who refuses to be involved in politics must endure being ruled by inferior people”
Gregg Wallace T-Shirt
	Masterchef’s own self-styled “ingredients expert” with what can only be his catchphrase: “Yummy!”
Malcolm Tucker “Sweaty Balls” Quote T-Shirt
	The best director of communications that Number 10 has never had lets rip at an obese American: “Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f—”
Oscar Wilde “Drinking Classes” Quote T-Shirt
	“Work is the curse of the drinking classes”. The great Oscar Wilde slums it with the rest of us.
Aldous Huxley “Facts” Quote T-Shirt
	“Facts do no cease to exist because they are ignored” – Aldous Huxley on religion, science, politics….
George Monbiot T-Shirt
	The great George Monbiot: writer, journalist, environmentalist, political activist and all-round hero of ours.
Mark Twain “Schooling” Quote T-Shirt
	The value of a good school vs the value of a good education, as evidenced as far back as the 19th century by Mark Twain: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”.

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New T-Shirt Designs From RedMolotov.com

We’ve gone all liberal this week with our latest range of unique t-shirts. Liberally covered with facial hair in the case of our t-shirt designs in support of the British Beard Club – currently six t-shirts designed by former Young Cartoonist of the Year James Hood. We’re also playing homage to the Liberal Democrat leader who has livened up this year’s election campaign and become (just what you want all your politicians to be) an Internet phenomenon in the process. If only we could remember his name…

A liberal dose of hallucinogenics was probably to blame for our latest Hunter S Thompson-inspired design: Bat Country. And, just to prove we can stretch a analogy to breaking point, we have a t-shirt for those whose sexuality is, well, liberal to say the least. We hope you like them all.

The British Beard Club: Bearded Lady T-Shirt
	Stella Fowley, 48, has decided to shun laser treatment and embrace her beard, thread veins and regrettable tattoos. Living proof that The British Beard Club does not discriminate, the 48-year-old mother of 11 said, “I decided to join the club when I found out how expensive laser treatment was.” Ms Fowley is also a budding drinker.
Nick Clegg: Vote Thingy T-Shirt
	“See, I really like the Lib Dems. What’s that you say? Their policies? Well, not so sure to be honest. But I am a big fan of their leader. You know, that young one with the nice hair. Erm… what’s his name again? Charles Kennedy! That’s it! Or was it Vince Cable?”
The British Beard Club: Verdi T-Shirt
	Sporting the ‘Verdi’ style of beard, Wince Seething is one of the older members of the club. At 103, Wince has maintained the same style of beard for an impressive 94 years! So what does Mrs Seething say? “He’s An ill-tempered person full of resentment and stubborn notions.”
A**e/Elbow T-Shirt
	A very handy diagram for anyone who doesn’t know which is which…. er…. oops.
The British Beard Club: Four Beards T-Shirt
	Nigel, Owen, Terry and Luca make up the Beard Club’s very own barbershop quartet. They practice every Wednesday and Friday and their favourite number is ‘California Love’. Would you believe that all four men work in offices with those beards?
We Can’t Stop Here, This Is Bat Country T-Shirt
	Dr. Gonzo: Let’s give the boy a lift. Raoul Duke: What? No. We can’t stop here. This is bat country. In the style of Ralph Steadman, Hunter S Thompson’s illustrator, and featuring two spaced-out cats on a drug-fueled road-trip through Nevada.
The British Beard Club: Sikh T-Shirt
	Here we have Mr Lalli-Patiala, a 49-year-old consultant from Reading. He is seen here in an extra large pink Gabicci polo shirt and gray slacks by George. For practical reasons, he twizzles his beard up and pops it into his turban. His favourite food? Fry’s Turkish Delight.
Perverted and Proud T-Shirt
	A Ramones inspired logo featuring a whip and spanker, the BDSM symbol and the unabashed slogan “Perverted and Proud” round the edge. As suggested by our friendly neighbourhood dominatrix.
The British Beard Club: Beard Man T-Shirt
	Peter. The impossible dream of every ‘full natural’ beard grower.
Rodney “Plonker” T-Shirt
	Peckham’s own Rodney Trotter. Resident “plonker” from the staggeringly brilliant Only Fools and Horses.
The British Beard Club: Badge T-Shirt
	The British Beard Club insignia. Just look at it.
#iagreewithnick T-Shirt
	The cool and groovy Internet phenomenon that is Nick Clegg, intrepid leader of the Liberal Democrats. Probably the first major UK politician to become a geeky Twitter meme. The #iagreewithnick hashtag has suddenly become a tweeted staple and who are we not to jump on a bandwagon?

Election T-Shirts:

What better to wear to the polling booth on 6 May than a witty and original t-shirt confirming your political affiliation. Failing that, you could always wear one of ours:

And of course, should yo ube one of the lucky ballot counters that evening, we would like to insist that you invest in one of our Josef Stalin: Count The Votes T-Shirts:

New British Beard Club T-Shirts:

The British Beard Club was founded in 2008 to support and encourage bearded men, their families, their fans and those who have always had the desire to grow. We are delighted to bring you the club’s first collection of official merchandise that boasts a small array of some of the club’s delightful members.

The t-shirts have all been designed by James Hood. James is a cartoonist & illustrator who hit the beard scene in 2007, when he won second prize in the Garibaldi category of the World Beard and Moustache championships in Brighton. James’ simple but charming work has been used in advertising, publishing and online and he was voted The Young Cartoonist of the Year by The Cartoon Art Trust in both 2007 & 2008.

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New Canvas Prints From RedMolotov.com

We are delighted to announce that we have now developed the ability to transfer our unique and much sought-after t-shirt designs onto stylish stretched canvases ready to hand on your wall. All our canvases our printed with ECO solvent inks that are fade resistant for 75 years. They are printed, stretched and packaged by us and are framed using gallery style frames that are from sustainable forests. Available in two sizes: 14″ x 14″ and 22″ x 14″, the majority are available with a choice of background colours to colour-coordinate with your home décor.

Keep Calm and Carry On Canvas Print
	A stiff upper lip is an absolute necessity in the face of Nazi occupation (or impending economic collapse). As the famous World War II poster advised: simply keep calm and carry on. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Karl Marx “I Warned You This Would Happen” Canvas Print
	That wise old sage Marx predicts the inevitable outcome of laissez-faire capitalism: Greed, corruption, recession… don’t say he didn’t warn you. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
The Shipping Forecast Canvas Print
	All the areas of the BBC’s Shipping Forecast are represented here on an outline map of Western Europe: Viking, North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty, Forth, Tyne, Dogger, Fisher, German Bight, Humber, Thames, Dover, Wight, Portland, Plymouth, Biscay, Trafalgar, FitzRoy, Sole, Lundy, Fastnet, Irish Sea, Shannon, Rockall, Malin, Hebrides, Bailey, Fair Isle, Faeroes and, last but not least Southeast Iceland. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Aeroflot Canvas Print
	The classic logo of the old Soviet Union Airline that re-defined customer service (or lack thereof). Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Margaret Thatcher Che Canvas Print
	The pin-up poster-girl of the revolutionary right. Printed on a 14″ x 14″ canvas.
I’m The One The Daily Mail Warned You About Canvas Print
	Unacceptable to the self-appointed moral majority? You’d best make sure you warn them. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Darwin Fish Canvas Print
	Christ’s fish symbol, shamelessly appropriated for the believers of evolution. Complete with little fishy legs. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Democracy: Some Assembly Required Canvas Print
	The old tried and tested method of impose freedom using military force. Just make sure that you elect the correct man. Or else… Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.
Professional Yorkshireman Canvas Print
	“I’m a Yorkshireman me. I say what I like and I like what I bloody well say”. For our friends from the White Rose county. Printed on a 22″ x 14″ canvas.

Don’t see what you like? We can print any designs onto canvas:

We have started off by putting online some of our bestselling designs in stretched canvas format, but if you particularly want one of our deigns that is not yet featured then fear not. Simply order one of the canvases on the right in the desired size and specify in the comments section of the address page which design you would like printed instead and we will print and send it out to you.

More of our designs will be added to our website as canvases over the next few weeks.

New: Royal Blue and V-Neck T-Shirts:

In the past few weeks we have also added another two t-shirt colours and styles to our range. In addition to the (count ‘em!) 12 colours of men’s t-shirt that we used before, we are now offering our t-shirts on both royal blue and black v-neck men’s t-shirts. Click on the images below to see all the designs available in each colour:

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