The Red Molotov T-Shirts Blog

As you may have noticed, it has been nearly a month and we have not brought you any new t-shirt designs. Well, fear not, for we have a plethora of brand new cerebrally challenging clothing newly on the shelves for you as of today. Have a look below for our new t-shirt designs which cover such diverse themes as retro television, retro politics, retro idolatry, retro philosophy and George Monbiot. We’ve caved in to popular demand and released two Malcolm Tucker t-shirt designs and a Voltaire t-shirt.

We are also delighted to announce that we are now stocking five different colours of environmentally friendly 100% organic cotton polo shirts made by Okarma. We are really pleased with the feel and quality of these polos, as well as the ethical nature of their production. They are are made from 100% SKAL/Control Union Certified organic cotton pique. In addition they are certified GM Free, Oeko-Tex Certified and ethically produced using a transparent supply chain and bio-degradable packaging. They are made from 225g/sqm heavyweight pique cotton. At present we’ve only got a couple of designs available, but we are planning on bringing out many more in the near future so please let us know what designs you would like to see us make and we’ll try to do it.

Call My Bluff T-Shirt
	Do-do, do-do, do, do-do-do-do…. With Robert Robertson as the referee and Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell captaining. Now to concoct a spurious definition for the word “scolecophagous”
Old Labour T-Shirt
	Show your true colours with this old-school parody on the New Labour logo. Old Labour: True Labour.
Blessed Are The Cheesemakers T-Shirt
	“I think it was ‘Blessed are the cheesemakers’.” “What’s so special about the cheesemakers?” “Well, really it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.”
Big Kahuna Burger T-Shirt
	Pulp Fiction. The scene: Jules and Vincent have just walked in on breakfast - Jules: “Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin’?” Brett: “Hamburgers.” Jules: “Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?” Brett: “Ch-cheeseburgers.” Jules: “No, no no, where’d you get ‘em? McDonalds? Wendy’s? Jack in the Box? Where?” Brett: “Big Kahuna Burger.” Jules: “Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?” Brett: “They’re good.” Jules: “Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?” [Picks up burger and takes a bite] “Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.”
What Are We Fighting For? T-Shirt
	In the war fought in order to establish democracy and peace, two golden arches of fire launched from twin missile silos light the sky. One asks the other: “Remind me what we’re fighting for again?”
Tucker’s Law T-Shirt
	Sadly not yet available on a tea-towel, the wisdom of Malcolm Tucker: “If some c— can f— something up, that c— will pick the worst possible time to f—ing f— it up because that c—’s a c—”. Available censored or in full uncensored version.
Voltaire “Right and Wrong” Quote T-Shirt
	“It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong”. François-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire, espouses the questioning of authority.
Plato “Politics” Quote T-Shirt
	Plato encourages the masses to engage with the democratic process: “He who refuses to be involved in politics must endure being ruled by inferior people”
Gregg Wallace T-Shirt
	Masterchef’s own self-styled “ingredients expert” with what can only be his catchphrase: “Yummy!”
Malcolm Tucker “Sweaty Balls” Quote T-Shirt
	The best director of communications that Number 10 has never had lets rip at an obese American: “Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f—”
Oscar Wilde “Drinking Classes” Quote T-Shirt
	“Work is the curse of the drinking classes”. The great Oscar Wilde slums it with the rest of us.
Aldous Huxley “Facts” Quote T-Shirt
	“Facts do no cease to exist because they are ignored” – Aldous Huxley on religion, science, politics….
George Monbiot T-Shirt
	The great George Monbiot: writer, journalist, environmentalist, political activist and all-round hero of ours.
Mark Twain “Schooling” Quote T-Shirt
	The value of a good school vs the value of a good education, as evidenced as far back as the 19th century by Mark Twain: “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education”.

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