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Keep Calm And Carry On; New T-Shirts Out Now
We have been asked for Gonzo Fist t-shirts by you, our esteemed supporters, and we have delivered them to you today. We have been asked to produce Keep Calm and Carry On t-shirts too and lo, they are now available. People have suggested a Dench t-shirt in honour of Dame Judi and it has been done. Tolpuddle Martyrs, Peter Mandelson, Ian Brown, all have come in as requests for sartorial excellence at one time or another and all are now available from our website. One of our friends has even bugged us for months to produce a “Cosh the Driver” t-shirt in tribute to the soon-to-be-late-lamented Mr R. Biggs (until recently of Rio de Janeiro, now residing somewhere at Her Majesty’s pleasure). Has anyone ever asked us to make a t-shirt featuring a cute kitty cat firing deadly laser beams from its eyes at an unsuspecting mouse though? No. We have to confess one of our designers came up with that one all by herself.
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Keep Calm And Carry On T-Shirt
 The most British of motivational posters, originally designed to keep the spirits up and help maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of a Nazi invasion. Much parodied, we present it here in its original form, urging the nation to simply “Keep Calm and Carry On”.
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Gonzo Fist T-Shirt
 Based on a design used by the Hunter S Thompson’s campaign to be elected Sheriff of Aspen, Colorado. The two thumbed, clenched fist is depicted clutching a Peyote bud and includes the slogan “buy the ticket, take the ride” in homage to Thompson’s Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Cat With Laser Beam Eyes T-Shirt
 Here little mousey…. bzzzzzztttttt. Tiddles zaps the rodent armed with nothing but his deadly stare.
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Pessimist T-Shirt
 Includes the image of a half-empty glass for anyone who favours pessimism.
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Pavlov’s Dog T-Shirt
 Poor Pavlov’s dog; there he is minding his own business when that bloody bell makes him dribble all over his chin one again. Feed Pavlov’s Dog: Put an end to all this misery and give him some lovely doggy treats.
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Tolpuddle Martyrs T-Shirt
 The Tolpuddle Martyrs were the forefathers of the modern Trades Union movement. The lines here were written by George Loveless shortly before they were transported to Australia for swearing a secret oath as members of the Friendly Society of Agricultural Labourers: “God is our guide! From field, from wave, From plough, from anvil, and from loom; We come, our country’s rights to save, And speak a tyrant faction’s doom: We raise the watch-word liberty; We will, we will, we will be free!”
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To Save Time Assume I Know Everything T-Shirt
 It’s only misplaced arrogance if it is actually misplaced. Make 100% sure that the world is aware of your genius.
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Nelson Mandela T-Shirt
 Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, former freedom fighter, political prisoner and South African President. In this t-shirt design he is accompanied by a quote attributed to him that sums up his philosophy on the movement for change in Africa: “It always seems impossible, until it’s done”.
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Optimist T-Shirt
 Incorporating a picture of a half-full glass for all those of an optimistic persuasion.
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Dench T-Shirt
 Dame Judi Dench: one of Britain’s best loved actors be she Queen Vic, Queen Liz, Iris Murdoch, Mrs. Laura Henderson or the head of the British Secret Service.
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Mandy T-Shirt
 The man the Labour Party may yet come to love. One of the most formidable political operators of the last twenty years – and that’s just how his many enemies describe him! One Peter “Mandy” Mandelson.
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Don’t Be Such A Square T-Shirt
 “Hey, you… Don’t be such a…” (makes shape of a square with forefingers a la Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction).
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King Monkey T-Shirt
 This t-shirt design depicts Ian Brown, lead singer of the Stone Roses and latterly solo artist of much repute, in typically psychedelic style.
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Ronnie Biggs: Cosh The Driver T-Shirt
 The original title for the Sex Pistols collaboration with one of the most famous of South American exiles, one Ronnie Biggs. Showing an image of the Great Train Robber himself breaking out of his handcuffs.
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