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“I’m ‘Avin’ Hoops” – New T-Shirts and 3-for-2 Sale on all RedMolotov T-Shirt Designs

August 5th, 2009

RedMolotov’s 3-for 2 SALE NOW ON!

Yes, drag your disbelieving selves off the floor! You can now order and pay for two incredibly cool, stylish and clever t-shirt designs from your favourite online emporium and get a third one absolutely FREE. What’s more, order any number of items from our website over three – four, seven, twenty-six or three hundred and seventy four if you like – and we’ll give you a whopping 33.3% off your total bill no matter how many you order (even if is not an exact multiple of three!). How generous are we? Very, that’s the answer you’re looking for.

You don’t need to use a discount code or anything complicated like that, just add the items required to your basket (t-shirts, hoodies, bags – whatever you like) and as long as there is three or more things being bought we’ll automatically deduct 33.3% from your total.

Our three for two offer is running throughout August, or until such a moment as we can no longer afford our exquisite generosity, so don’t delay: order today!

Sorry, our Sale is now finished!

New T-Shirt Designs This Week from RedMolotov.com

In addition to the great offer above, look below for the new designs that have just appeared on our site. Whether you need to repair your X-Wing starfighter or your hero is more in the mold of DCI Gene Hunt than Jabba The Hutt then we’ve (probably) got just the ting for you (and if not, we’re sure some of your friends would appreciate a gift for summer!)

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X-Wing Owners’ Manual T-Shirt

The Haynes style manual for stripping down and rebuilding your standard Rebel Alliance starfighter. Currently lacking instructions on repair of integrated R2 unit.

Mix Tape T-Shirt

Nine original, retro, multicoloured 1980s purveyors of mixtape magic.

TIE Fighter Owners’ Manual T-Shirt

Help with repairing your Imperial Starfighter should is become damaged through accident, asteroid impact or during combat. In the style of the classic Haynes manual.

Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies T-Shirt

Darth Vader comes up with a tempting offer. Can Skywalker resist?

“I’m Having Hoops” Life On Mars T-Shirt

“It’s 1973, almost dinner time. I’m ‘avin’ hoops”. DCI Gene Hunt of Manchester and Salford Police with his thoroughly modern take on community policing.

Make Tea Not War T-Shirt

Pacifist principles give rise to a fine brew instead of all that nasty slaughter. Put the kettle on. Sounds good to us.

Feminists Are Cute T-Shirt

Pink and covered with girly flowers. Because intelligent, free thinking women are just so adorable!

Sorry, Not In Service T-Shirt

The original London Routemaster bus on a road to nowhere. Number Zero, “Sorry, Not In Service”.

Second Verse, Same As The First T-Shirt

Rock out with the Ramones: Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt; they both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades; and oh, I don’t know why oh, I don’t know why; perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah perhaps they’ll die, oh yeah.

Dorothy Parker “Girls Who Wear Glasses” T-Shirt

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses” – Dorothy Parker, the great American author, poet and wit, on the tribulations of the ocularly challenged.