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Hunter S Thompson: Drugs, Alcohol, Violence, Insanity T-Shirt
 Gonzo’s premier exponent and gun-toting psychedelic genius, Hunter S Thompson, with his views on narcotics, firearms and mental instability: “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
God Never Forgets T-Shirt.
 For the lord knows all that you do, all that you think, and all that has ever happened. And ever it were so. Apart from when he forgot to tell us about the Jurassic, the Cretaceous, the Triassic and everything about the dinosaurs, the wooly mammoths and the sabre-tooth tigers when he wrote his book.
The Eton Rifles T-Shirt.
 Every current serving Tory MP that was educated at Eton, plus the current Mayor of London (who also attended the college). The Rt Hon James Arbuthnot, Henry Bellingham, David Cameron, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Philip Dunne, Rt Hon David Heathcoat-Amory, The Rt Hon Douglas Hogg QC, Nick Hurd, Boris Johnson, The Rt Hon Oliver Letwin, The Hon Nicholas Soames, Hugo Swire, David Tredinnick, Bill Wiggin and Sir George Young. The current going rate for a place at Eton is in the region of £28,000 per year
Free Speech T-Shirt.
 Freedom to speak without censorship. A human right in under Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Speak your mind.
Soviet World War II Poster T-Shirt.
 The Red Army crushed the fascist forces below its feet in this stylised image of a World War II Soviet Poster. The slogan below reads Across hostile land. Onwards towards victory!
Barack Obama T-Shirt.
 The Democratic Party of the US’s candidate for the 2008 presidential election giving the thumbs-up. Vote change: the future for the United States of America.
Dead Parrot T-Shirt.
 A Monty Python Norwegian Blue that is definitely deceased, demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be, expired and gone to meet his maker, a stiff, bereft of life, rests in peace, pushing up the daisies, off the twig, kicked the bucket, snuffed it, shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible, stone dead. An ex-parrot.
Lord What Fools These Mortals Be: Shakespeare Quote T-Shirt.
 Taken from Act 3 of William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. The mischievous Puck ridicules the foolish ways in which passions cause humans to act.
Neasden Polytechnic T-Shirt.
 Dedicated to anyone who has achieved a Desmond (A 2:2) from some nondescript former polytechnic, but still feels the need to walk around wearing a t-shirt bearing the logo of Harvard, Georgetown or UCLA. Make an educational statement courtesy of Brent’s finest: Neasden Polytechnic (probably now called the University of West London or similar)
If Found Please Return To The 70s T-Shirt.
 If you yearn for those heady days of spandex and brown corduroys, of disco and glam rock, of drink driving and the three day week then this is the t-shirt for you. If found, please return to the 1970s.
Dave Grohl Plays In My Band T-Shirt.
 Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, Killing Joke, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age… If you require a jobbing session musician for your next album we’ve got just the man for you, and his name is Dave Grohl.
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New T-Shirt Designs This Week from RedMolotov.com
We’ve got a whole plethora of new designs this week, covering subjects ranging from extinct reptiles to ex-parrots, from the playing fields of Eton to bog-standard poly, from Shakespeare to Nirvana and from US Presidential hopefuls to gun-toting, narcotic-imbibing gonzo journalists.
As always, our t-shirts are ethically produced and available in a wide range of colours and styles. We’re also in the middle of improving our range, so we will be bringing you even more choice in terms of bespoke tshirt-related tailoring in the near future.
Current Bestsellers:
Our bestselling ten t-shirts from the past month:
1. Darwin Fish
2. Support Our Troops Stormtrooper
3. Jeremy Clarkson
4. The Apostrophe Protection Society
5. Tea Making Diagram – I Love Tea
6. Democracy: Some Assembly Required
7. Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes
8. Irony
9. The Third Child Is Always The Difficult One
10. Romani Ite Domum – Romans Go Home
More New Stuff
In case you missed our other latest designs, here is a quick selection of what else we have brought out in the last month or so:
Thanks For Everything!
Thanks for all your support over the past few years. We try to bring you t-shirts that make you think, as well as ones that make you laugh. If you’ve got any suggestions for designs that you’d like to see us do, or if you think we’re doing anything wrong, if you have a shop and would like to discuss wholesale ordering, or even if you just have a question about what we do please don’t hesitate to contact us at our website.: |