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Vivan los trabajadores! New T-Shirt Designs From RedMolotov

July 16th, 2008
I Evolved. New Sartorial Intelligence from RedMolotov.
As always, we at RedMolotov seek to bring you some of the funniest, most intelligent and, on occasion, most stupid pieces of excellence in apparel, so this week we’re bringing out a bumper crop of thirteen new t-shirts whose subjects range from Chilean marxists to fictional second-hand car dealers.
Orwell and Allende

No set of new Red Molotov designs would be complete without a tribute to George Orwell, and this one is no exception. We have put the great man’s musings on the desire for power on a t-shirt design, Orwell pointing out in his own inimitable way that those who seek out power are the last who should be entrusted with it. We’ve also got a tribute to Chile’s former socialist leader Salvador Allende who was democratically elected but deposed and died when Maggie’s friend General Pinochet and his death squads took over the country.
Clarkson and Minder

Stars of television present and past feature of these two shirts. From one of our favourite current tv programmes, Top Gear, we put in a shout for giving Clarkson a go at running the country, whilst two actors who featured on one of our favourite programmes of the 1980s also find themselves emblazoned on one of our shirts: George Cole and Dennis Waterman, stars of Minder.
I Evolved and Liberty

Musings on natural selection and the role of the government appear on our next couple of t-shirt designs. Declare your belief in Darwinism with our I Evolved design, and remind the government that it is the people who are really in charge of the country with our Liberty t-shirt.
Give Me Vodka or Give Me Death and Battersea Power Station

Bloody Mary, Screwdriver, Vodka Martini or just neat or on the rocks. You can find tea-related t-shirts elsewhere on our site, so allow us to introduce you to another of our favourite drinks. Meanwhile we also have a tribute to one of the most iconic buildings in London, ironic given that it has been derelict for well over a quarter of a century: Battersea Power Station.
The Apostrophe Protection Society and Screw This

We may be leaving ourselves as something of a hostage to fortune with our apostrophe protection society design as we have no doubt that some people will spend hours trawling our site for instances where we have slipped below our own exacting standards in order to gleefully point them out to us. But there you go. Personally, we believe that the state of a society can easily be measured by the population’s ability to use that little bit of punctuation. Just don’t mention the Apprentice! On an completely different tack, you can engage in a bit of double entendre with our screw this t-shirt.
I Really Do Like Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal. Choral music for the underworld. Don’t apologise for liking it.
F--- Subtlety

Finally, choose for a bit of subtle or not-so-subtle irony with our final two designs. Obviously we can’t spell them out for you on an email, but we’re sure you can guess what they say.
We over 350 exclusive t-shirt and wallet designs available for you to buy from our website. Don’t forget that we now also accept payments via PayPal, as well as offering you the opportunity to pay by credit or debit card using WorldPay, one of the safest and most secure online payment providers in the world.
Thanks once again for supporting us, and we hope you have a good summer. We’ll be back with more new t-shirt designs in a few weeks time.

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For The Motherland! New T-Shirt Designs

July 2nd, 2008
Simply Brilliant T-Shirts From RedMolotov.com
Ironic T-Shirts! Get The Finest Summer Threads From RedMolotov!
Regular visitors to our site may have noticed some new additions to our fine t-shirts catalogue over the past couple of weeks. For those of you with too much of a life to be spent checking out our fantastic website at all hours of the day and night awaiting the newest additions to our range, we present them for you here in an easy-to-digest email. Aren’t we good to you?
T-34 and Woody Guthrie T-Shirts

Our second T-34 Tank t-shirt design (click here for the first) pays homage once more to the machine that defeated Nazi Germany. Due homage is also paid to that great American anti-fascist Woody Guthrie with our “This Land Is Your Land” t-shirt design.
Irony and Vegetarians are Made of Meat T-Shirts

We love a bit of irony. Not ironing though. Oh no, why do you think all out t-shirts look so creased. Wait, there’s surely a bit of irony in that statement now isn’t there? And for our second ironic design in as many minutes, why not celebrate the edible nature of vegetarians?
Will Self and Media Control T-Shirts

Media control is the subject of our next design. As the great George Orwell once said: “He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future”. And, presumably, he who controls the media controls everything. Speaking of great British authors, we’ve also brought out a t-shirt design depicting one of our favourite modern-day novelists and short-story writers (OK, and journalists and television personalities as well): Will Self.
TIE Fighter and Lou Reed T-Shirts

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… We’ve gone more retro with our next two t-shirts. Star Wars pop-culture is plundered for our TIE-Fighter design, whilst our next shirt features someone who also knew a thing or two about pop-culture: Lou Reed.
JR Ewing and Dad's Army T-Shirts

Finally, something a little more light-hearted to end on. Another Texan oil magnate making a play for President of the USA (remember how the last one of them turned out?) and a bit of classic British sit-com – They don’t like it up ‘em.
We have now got just shy of 350 exclusive t-shirt and wallet designs available for you to buy from our website. Far too many to showcase them all now, but here are a few more that we think you might like:
Democracy - some assembly required
Bringing democracy to a country near you…
Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce on the government and censorship
Liberty Gun
Liberty?
Tony Hancock
Tony Hancock: Classic British comedy.
I Shot Diana
You won’t get these at Harrods.
Darwin Fish
Our famous celebration of evolution.
Thanks once again for supporting us, and we hope you have a good summer. We’ll be back with more new t-shirt designs in a few weeks time.
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