May 29
Laugh Now, But One Day I’ll Be In Charge
| The British Summer Is Here! Update your summer wardrobe with RedMolotov! |
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| WE ♥ SUMMER! | |
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| At RedMolotov.com we love the summer. It’s just a shame that we live in a country where we don’t really get one. Never mind, we’re still bringing you some of the funniest, cleverest and most stylish t-shirt designs that money can buy for you to wear under your raincoats… This week we’ve released eleven new designs covering everything from a Prime Minister caught in the headlights to a deer caught in the crosshairs. | |
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| Our “Fire Up The Quattro” design pays homage to the Audi UR Quattro of “Ashes to Ashes” fame. Meanwhile, we also celebrate the best of English cuisine: bacon, egg, sausage, tomato, mushrooms and two toast. Mine’s tea with none, thanks. | |
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| We’ve got two (count ‘em) Gordo t-shirts for you to choose from. Fuel protests, 10p tax band, Northern Wreck, bye-election humiliation, oil and gas prices… surely the End is Nigh. Or, alternatively, simply laugh now, but one day I’ll be in charge. | |
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| Uncle Joe Stalin has once more provided us with a delightful bit of Soviet-era irony as inspiration for our next t-shirt design. When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use. Also new, our Bambi-esque “Shoot the Deer” design complete with cute silhouette and crosshairs. | |
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| We’re also paying homage to art both popular and classic. Four blokes are depicted walking across a zebra crossing in an image made popular by the Beatles on the cover of their Abbey Road album nearly forty years ago. We’ve also given Leonardo Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa a 21st century makeover by rasterising the famous image to replicate it made entirely of coloured dots. And there is a nod to modern cinema as well with our parental warnings t-shirt design. | |
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| Join-in the new craze from across the Atlantic! Yes, Waterboarding is here! You too can now choose to ignore both your own and international laws by simply shipping any undesirables off to third-world hell holes where you can torture - sorry “interrogate” - to your heart’s content. It all sounds a bit nineteen-eighty-four to us…. which ties in nicely with our final t-shirt design: doubleplusungood. | |
| We have now got just shy of 350 exclusive t-shirt and wallet designs available for you to buy from our website. Far too many to showcase them all now, but here are a few more that we think you might like: | |
 Celebrate Monty spinning his way towards victory last weekend with our Panesar t-shirt |
 Nietzsche predicts the death of God |
 Enjoy the finest drink in the known universe |
 Watch out for CCTV. You are being watched. |
 Got a beard? You need one of these. |
 Yuri rules the heavens. |
| Thanks once again for supporting us, and we hope you have a good summer. We’ll be back with more new t-shirt designs in a few weeks time. | |
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