The Red Molotov T-Shirts Sale is Here!

January 12th, 2010

The RedMolotov.com January Sale Is Here!

Grab a bargain today: Order three or more of our fantastic t-shirts, hooded-tops, wallets, bags, jackets or polo shirts and get a huge 33% of the total cost of your order!

Buy this t-shirt… …and this polo shirt… …get this t-shirt FREE!
Buy our Darwin Fish T-Shirt... ...and Our Keep Calm and Carry On Polo... ...and Get Our Karl Marx T-Shirt FREE!

Yes, drag your disbelieving selves off the floor! You can now order and pay for two incredibly cool, stylish and clever t-shirt designs from your favourite online emporium and get a third one absolutely FREE.

What’s more, you can order any number of items from our website – be they men’s t-shirts, women’s t-shirts, hooded-tops, messenger bags – and, as long as you order three or more in a single transaction, we’ll give you a whopping 33.3% off your total bill no matter how many you order (even if is not an exact multiple of three!). How generous are we? “Very”, that’s the answer you’re looking for.

You don’t need to use a discount code or anything complicated like that, just add the items required to your basket (t-shirts, hoodies, bags – whatever you like) and as long as there is three or more things being bought we’ll automatically deduct 33.3% from your total.

Our three for two offer is running throughout January 2010, or until such a moment as we can no longer afford our exquisite generosity, so don’t delay: order today!

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“It’s All In The Game Though, Right?” New T-Shirts from RedMolotov.com

January 6th, 2010

Happy New Year From RedMolotov.com

We’d like to start by wishing all our friends and supporters all the best for 2010. We really love what we do with RedMolotov but it would never be possible without the support of everyone who buys our t-shirts. Thank you from all of us for everything that you did during 2009 and hopefully we managed to bring you a few smiles and provoke a few thoughts along the way! Here’s to a happy and successful 2010 from everyone here at RedMolotov.com whoever you are and whatever you are doing.

Right, now on to the t-shirts…

New T-Shirts Out Now:

We’ve lost count over the past year or two how many requests we had from people to do some The Wire t-shirts, so we have finally given in and brought you a veritable plethora of them! Well, it is probably the best series in the history of television after all…

We’ve got a couple of electioneering designs featuring Baltimore’s #1 politico, Tommy Carcetti, a t-shirt design celebrating The Wire’s original detail, and one for Omar Little: our favourite character on the show.

We’ve also created some more alternatives to the Keep Calm and Carry On design which seems to have struck such a chord: A Northern version, two narcotic equivalents and one celebrating good, old fashioned order and attention to detail.

We’ve got a t-shirt design based on the Venn Diagram allowing you to choose you own pet hate figure, two new “I Am Not An…” designs for those of mistaken nationality, a couple of socialist and class war designs and finally one featuring a Bob Dylan quote on consumerist society on the front of a dollar bill.

Tommy Carcetti “Hope” T-Shirt

Tommy Carcetti  Hope  T-Shirt Drawing influence from the poster style popularised by another great American Democratic politician: Barack Obama. Show your support for the face of change in Baltimore.

Chill Out and Bob On T-Shirt

Chill Out and Bob On T-Shirt A different slant on the classic “Keep Calm and Carry On” t-shirt design, with a nod to our northern brethren. Chill yerself out and bob on.

Venn Diagram T-Shirt

Venn Diagram T-Shirt So, you have your t—s. You also get your w—–s and your c—s. However, it takes a special type of person to combine all three qualities in one. This Venn diagram t-shirt design makes it easy to demonstrate how unique they are. Choose your hate figure from our list, from Nick Griffin to Jeremy Clarkson via Piers Morgan, Gordon Brown and David Cameron, or alternatively create your own. You can, of course, choose the censored version of this t-shirt design or the uncensored one.

Omar Little T-Shirt

Omar Little T-Shirt “I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right?”. Omar Little; the Robin Hood of Baltimore and one of the most interesting and complex characters in The Wire. The world’s first highly intelligent, homosexual, gun-toting gangster anti-hero with an exceptionally strong moral code. It’s all in the game.

I Am Not An American (Canadian Flag) T-Shirt

I Am Not An American (Canadian Flag) T-Shirt Hey you Canucks; are you sick of being mistaken for one of your highly strung, illiberal, gun totin’ southern neighbours? Well, never fear: simply wear this t-shirt, complete with Maple Leaf, wherever you travel and you can be sure that everyone will know where you come from. Eh?

Money Doesn’t Talk It Swears T-Shirt

Money Doesn't Talk It Swears T-Shirt Bob Dylan makes his début on the front of a US dollar bill with a sentiment we can all share. From “it’s alright Ma, I’m only bleeding”; Obscenity, who really cares? Propaganda all is phony.

Class War: The Workers Strike Back T-Shirt

Class War: The Workers Strike Back T-Shirt The one where the proletariat rise up against the evil Empire that is their capitalist masters, only to discover that the big boss wearing black and breathing heavily is actually their father…. or something like that.

Ship Shape And Bristol Fashion T-Shirt

Ship Shape And Bristol Fashion T-Shirt Paying homage to the most British of propaganda posters and the most British of expressions: The term originated in the early 19th Century due to the high tidal range of the port of Bristol before the construction of the Floating Harbour. Ships moored at Bristol would therefore be aground at low tide and, because of their keels, would fall to one side. If everything was not tied down and stowed away neat and tidy (”ship shape and Bristol fashion”) the cargo and contents of the ship could be ruined.

McNulty & Kima & Freamon & Prez T-Shirt

McNulty & Kima & Freamon & Prez T-Shirt The principal and finest (well, maybe Prez aside) members of the original detail from The Wire: Jimmy McNulty, Kima Graggs, Lester Freamon and Roland “Prez” Pryzbylewski. Good poe-lis.

Skin-Up And Chill Out T-Shirt

Skin-Up And Chill Out T-Shirt Resplendent with cannabis sativa leaf. A parody on the “Keep Calm and Carry On” wartime propaganda poster instead urging people so seek herbal remedies to today’s problems.

Carcetti For Mayor T-Shirt

Carcetti For Mayor T-Shirt Vote for change in the way our city is run. Vote for someone Thomas J “Tommy” Carcetti for Mayor of Baltimore. Based on the clothing worn during the election campaign in The Wire Series Four.

I Am Not An Australian T-Shirt

I Am Not An Australian T-Shirt Kiwis; avoid those awkward situations where you have to explain for the umpteenth time that you don’t care about the bloke’s aunt in Brisbane because YOU COME FROM NEW ZEALAND. Complete with Kiwi bird motif.

Keep Left T-Shirt

Keep Left T-Shirt Sound directional advice for those of a socialist perspective. When in doubt, choose the left.

Tune In And Drop Out T-Shirt

Tune In And Drop Out T-Shirt Timothy Leary’s take on the “Keep Calm and Carry On” phenomenon. Better living through chemicals.

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New Polo Shirts and SeventySeven Streetwear!

December 2nd, 2009

New! RedMolotov.com Embroidered Polos

This week we’re delighted to announce that a couple of our most popular designs are now available as embroidered polos. We’ve had some high-quality 100% cotton pique contrast tipped polo shirts made and are offering both our Aeroflot and Keep Calm and Carry On designs on the four available colours. Priced at just £19.99 + P&P, we’re planning on adding more embroidered designs in future so please let us know which ones you’d like to see…

RedMolotov now stocks SeventySeven Streetwear

We’re also delighted to announce that we are now stocking a range of SeventySeven t-shirts, knits and jackets in addition to our usual t-shirt range. SeventySeven is a brand closely linked to the DJ scene due to its heavily music
influenced apparel. Take a look at everything on offer…

Stealth Jacket by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Stealth Jacket by SeventySeven T-ShirtCharcoal colour lightweight street/sport fusion shell jacket by UK Premium Streetwear brand SeventySeven. Water resistant 100% polyester honeycomb ripstop outer with high contrast mesh lining & trim. Features twin zip pockets, personal entertainment management system for your iPod, elasticated cuff & waist rib, adjustable hood, branded zip pullers & woven labeling. Keep the showers at bay!

Keep Calm and Carry On Embroidered Polo T-Shirt

Keep Calm and Carry On Embroidered Polo T-ShirtThe most British of motivational posters, originally designed to keep the spirits up and help maintain a stiff upper lip in the face of a Nazi invasion. Much parodied, we present it here in its original form, urging the nation to simply “Keep Calm and Carry On” embroidered on the left breast of a cotton polo shirt.

Headphones Grey T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Headphones Grey T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-ShirtA 100% cotton premium grey marl t-shirt with single colour silk screen Headphones print around the neck complete with cable from the UK’s Premium Streetwear label SeventySeven. Featuring twin needle hems, taped neck & woven label details. A SeventySeven classic.

Fugitive Crew Neck Knit by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Fugitive Crew Neck Knit by SeventySeven T-ShirtA mid-weight cotton/acrylic mix crew neck knit. Featuring contrast knitted stripe fabric, stitch detail & logo badge. Branded woven neck & front panel labels. Made by the UK’s Premium Streetwear label SeventySeven.

Apephones Chocolate T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Apephones Chocolate T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-ShirtA 100% cotton premium chocolate colour t-shirt with single colour rubberised DJ Ape chest print from the UK’s Premium Streetwear label SeventySeven. Featuring twin needle hems, taped neck & woven label details throughout.

Force Jacket by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Force Jacket by SeventySeven T-ShirtA khaki colour 100% cotton mid-weight panelled casual jacket with elasticated cuff and waist rib with twin zip pockets. Features full mesh lining, contrast embroidered chest logo & rubberised print branding. Made by the UK’s Premium Streetwear label SeventySeven.

Death Mix Navy Blue T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-Shirt

Death Mix Navy Blue T-Shirt by SeventySeven T-ShirtCustom 100% navy cotton premium t-shirt with distressed skull/gramophone music themed chest print from SeventySeven. Featuring twin needle hems, taped neck & woven label details throughout. A personal favourite of the UK’s Premium Streetwear label SeventySeven team.

Aeroflot Embroidered Polo T-Shirt

Aeroflot Embroidered Polo T-ShirtThe original logo of the old school Soviet, and later Russian, air carrier embroidered on the left breast of a cotton polo shirt. Such a famous, iconic image that they could not even bring themselves to do away with the famous hammer and sickle.

Last Christmas Order Dates and Checking Order Status

We always send out emails to let people know when their order has been dispatched, however in the past we have had some problems with there update emails being misdiagnosed as Spam. To help keep you informed we now offer the ability to check the status of your order online. Simply go to our website, select “Check the status of your order” from the “Help” drop-down menu and enter your order ID and billing email in the boxes provided. It will then show you whether and when your order has been dispatched.

Our last order dates for Christmas delivery are as follows:

- for delivery to the UK you can order up to or on Monday 21 December if you are willing to pay the £4.99 per order surcharge for Special Delivery

- for normal post the last order date for delivery within the UK is Friday 18 December

- for delivery to Europe, the USA, Canada and Japan you must order no later than Tuesday 8 December for pre-Christmas delivery

- if you want you items delivered anywhere else in the world you must order today! Wednesday 2 December is the last order date to guarantee your stuff will be with you for Christmas!

We’d like to wish all our supporters a Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!

Send a Hand-Written Message…

Finally, for the entirely reasonable price of ninety-nine of your British pence you can now select to include a hand-written message with your order. Simply use the box provided on the address page at checkout and we’ll make sure that your stuff is delivered with a personal message from you hand written by one of the Christmas elves at RedMolotov HQ.

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November 18th, 2009

Glance below to see twelve new and quite frankly splendid t-shirt designs now available for you to purchase from your favourite online t-shirt emporium. Whether you happen to be a protester, miner, pub rocker, geek, Vogon or just plain bearded we’re sure you’ll find something that you’ll like (and even if not, we’ve got 500 other designs waiting for you to pick from!).

Last Order Dates for Pre- Christmas Guaranteed Delivery

Sorry to say it, but the winter solstice is soon to be upon us. And with it we are well aware that getting your t-shirts delivered in plenty of time for the purposes of some festive generosity is a priority. Therefore, should you require your favourite t-shirts to be with you in time for unwrapping on Christmas day, then these are the final order dates to bear in mind:

  • For delivery within the UK you can order any time up to and including Monday 21 December if you use the Special Delivery surcharge (£4.99 per order, no matter how many items you buy).
  • For normal delivery within the UK please make sure that you order on or before Friday 18 December.
  • For delivery to Europe, the USA, Canada and Japan you must order on or before Tuesday 8 December if you require delivery before Christmas.
  • For the rest or the world we can only guarantee pre-Christmas delivery for orders placed on or before Wednesday 2 December.

The above dates are based on the last postage dates provided by Royal Mail. We will ensure that all orders placed on or before the above dates are sent out in time to meet the last posting requirements, however we do still recommend that you order as early as possible to absolutely ensure that no unforeseen circumstances affect delivery.

We’d like to wish all our supporters and friends a very happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Wintermas, Kwanzaa, Hogmanay, Jul or whatever else it is that you may celebrate at this time of year.

Vogon Constructor Fleet T-Shirt

Vogon Constructor Fleet T-ShirtEssential wear for any aspiring bureaucratically-minded, bad-tempered, officious, callous and poetry-loving, intergalactic construction worker. This t-shirt design looks especially fetching in traditional Vogon yellow.

Domestic Extremist T-Shirt

Domestic Extremist T-ShirtA response to the British police re-branding of legitimate protest as “domestic extremism” in order to justify the increasingly draconian measures to clamp down on demonstrators. As highlighted by the Guardian newspaper in October 2009.

Valerie and John and Peter and Shep T-Shirt

Valerie and John and Peter and Shep T-ShirtThe line-up from the “Golden Age” of BBC Children’s television. Valerie Singleton, John Noakes, Peter Purves and, of course, Shep: Blue Peter circa 1971. TV heaven.

British Coal T-Shirt

British Coal T-ShirtThe logo of the, now defunct, British Coal Corporation. Formed as the National Coal Board following nationalisation after the Second World War, this was the last logo of the nationalised British Coal industry before privatisation in the 1990s.

Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas T-Shirt

Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas T-ShirtFuel of Great Britain. A parody of the famous “Keep Calm and Carry On” wartime propaganda poster, only espousing the benefits of North Atlantic cod, chopped, fried potatoes and rehydrated dried marrowfat peas combined with E102 and E133.

The Game Of Life Glider T-Shirt

The Game Of Life Glider T-ShirtThe four iterations of a glider in John Conway’s “Game of Life” cellular automaton. Discovered by Richard K. Guy in 1970, the glider is the smallest spaceship, and the one most commonly produced in a Game of Life universe.

I Prefer Their Old Stuff T-Shirt

I Prefer Their Old Stuff T-Shirt“Well, they’re OK I suppose. I thought their third album was rubbish though. To be honest I prefer their old stuff…”

Domestic Extremist Protester T-Shirt

Domestic Extremist Protestor T-ShirtThe transformation of respectable middle-aged lady to potential threat to national security and infrastructure by dint of her taking up a placard and attending a peaceful demonstration. Commonly labelled as a “Domestic Extremist” by the British police.

Love Me, Love My Beard T-Shirt

Love Me, Love My Beard T-ShirtA plea on behalf of all those who allow their facial follicles to do as nature intended. Inspired by and dedicated to the fine gentlemen of the British Beard Club – love me, love my beard.

British Steel T-Shirt

British Steel T-ShirtThe logo of British Steel, former standard bearer for the most famous and best steel production in the world. Now defunct.

Have You Got Any Quo? T-Shirt

Have You Got Any Quo? T-ShirtForget your Led Zep or your Procul Harum, Mr DJ. Give me three of the finest sweet, sweet chords to rock out to. Amen.

Simon and Sarah and Peter and Goldie T-Shirt

Simon and Sarah and Peter and Goldie T-ShirtSimon Groom, Sarah Greene, Peter Duncan and the ever faithful Goldie the dog. The ultimate Blue Peter line-up for anyone who was a child in the early 80s.

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The RedMolotov T-Shirts Sale NOW ON! T-Shirts for under a tenner!

October 8th, 2009
THE AMAZING REDMOLOTOV BARGAIN BIN!

T-SHIRTS FOR UNDER A TENNER!

We’re taking the opportunity to clear some stock from RedMolotov HQ this month so anyone thinking about getting themselves organised early for Christmas can bag themselves a bargain – or even just treat yourselves to the finest clothing, bags and DVDs that we have to offer. Visit the RedMolotov.com Bargain Bin to save a fortune on your favourite sartorial intelligence: Men’s t-shirts at £9.99 (a huge 38% off!), Women’s t-shirts at £7.49 (up to 53% off!), Kids’ t-shirts for £4.99 (up to 55% off!) and Hoodies available for an amazing £9.99 (55% off usual price). What’s more, we’re also reducing prices on our last few DVDs so you can purchase yourself some classic retro sporting action at a fraction of the previous price.
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