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Support Our Troops Stormtrooper
Your Empire needs you. Come over to the Dark Side and support the fight for domination of the Galaxy.

Darwin Fish
Creationism? Intelligent design? Organised religion? A likely story! Show your support for evolution and Darwinism: the universal truth.

Irony
(1): incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2): an event or result marked by such incongruity (3): that which is similar to an iron.

"For The Motherland" T-34 Tank
The Soviet tank that won the Battle of Stalingrad for the Soviet Red Army and thereby turned the tide of the Second World War (or Great Patriotic War if you prefer) against Nazi Germany. The slogan above the tank translates as "For The Motherland" in Russian and was one frequently painted on the side of T-34s entering battle.

Democracy: Some Assembly Required
The perils of having to ensure that everywhere in the world conforms to your own definition of the term "freedom", be that the freedom to have you choose their leaders for them, the freedom to sell you lots of oil, or the freedom to prop-up corrupt or illegal regimes, or even overthrow legitimate ones.

Romani Ite Domum - Romans Go Home
Protest and civil disobedience from Monty Python's Life of Brian" Brian has just been caught by a Centurion painting an anti-Roman slogan and gets an impromptu Latin lesson for his troubles.
Centurion: What is this then? Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?
Brian: It..it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!
Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!
Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!
Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!

Fire Up The Quattro: Ashes To Ashes
The Audi UR Quattro, as driven by DCI Gene Hunt in the BBC's excellent Ashes To Ashes and featuring retro 80s-style writing. Welcome to 1981.

They Don't Like It Up 'Em
Clive Dunn as Lance Corporal Jack Jones in the BBC comedy masterpiece Dad's Army complete with trademark observation: "They don't like it up 'em". Don't panic!

Warning: Contains Mild Violence and Frequent Sex References
Don't let them say you didn't warn them...

I'm Thinking Thought Crimes: Kitten
Beware the power of thought. It could land you in trouble.